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    People make fun of me for using complete, standard English words and capitalized letters at the beginning of sentences. I can't help it; I read books and newspaper, that's how English is written in books and newspaper.

    Over time, I've gotten a reasonable handle on some of the more useful acronyms, like BTW, IIRC, BRB, AFAIK, etc. But, my brain seems to have some built-in anti-text-message-speak mechanism.

    So far, managed to figure out "ne" and "ne1" (rather proud of that--did it on my own) and a few others, but most of the rest don't even stick in my brain long enough for me to remember what they look like, much less what they mean.

    So, what is the minimal, Internet-survival vocabulary these days? What do I need to know to read all the posts here? I don't think I can ever get used to writing sans punctuations, but short of that which "words" do I need?
    Bamboo shadows sweep the stars,
    yet not a mote of dust is stirred;
    Moonlight pierces the depths of the pond,
    leaving no trace in the water.

    - Mugaku

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    Re: "ne1" help me with "Internet-speak"?

    Just type out your words and sentences. >.> I can generally understand what people are saying in netspeak, but if you can type at an acceptable pace to communicate at a reasonable speed, I don't see why you would ever want to downgrade your language like that. I've never had anyone complain or laugh about it, in fact I've drawn a few positive remarks.

    Anyway, if you're determined ..

    y = why
    hv = have, rarely
    wut = what
    r = are
    2 = too or to but never two
    4 = for
    h8 = hate
    w8 = wait
    l8r = later
    u = you
    ur = your

    uhh ... I'm sure there's plenty else, but like you said, it doesn't stick in my mind well. When I think of a word, I think of the natural english spelling.
    lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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    • #3
      Re: "ne1" help me with "Internet-speak"?

      Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
      Just type out your words and sentences. >.>
      That's the plan; I just want to be able to read what others write. Thanks for the list. ^_^
      Bamboo shadows sweep the stars,
      yet not a mote of dust is stirred;
      Moonlight pierces the depths of the pond,
      leaving no trace in the water.

      - Mugaku

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      • #4
        Re: "ne1" help me with "Internet-speak"?

        I type normally. Never got picked or anything.

        Dunno <-- is this one considered net-speak?
        There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
        but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
        transform a yellow spot into the sun.

        - Pablo Picasso

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        • #5
          Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

          ohhh, for some reason I misread that you actually wanted to adopt using the language. Imagine my relief.
          lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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          • #6
            Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

            brb - be right back
            GFDI - god ****ing damn it
            wc - water closet
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            • #7
              Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

              Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
              Anyway, if you're determined ..

              y = why
              hv = have, rarely
              wut = what
              r = are
              2 = too or to but never two
              4 = for
              h8 = hate
              w8 = wait
              l8r = later
              u = you
              ur = your
              You forgot m8 = mate!

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              • #8
                Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                Ah right, m8 ^^

                Also stuff like 4ever = forever, 4got = forgot, b4 = before. 1, 2, 4 and 8 get swapped in for the syllables they sound like a lot.

                This is probably way too much information all at once, but I found this page you should be able to ctrl-F for any abbreviation you see: http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
                lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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                • #9
                  Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                  Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                  This is probably way too much information all at once, but I found this page you should be able to ctrl-F for any abbreviation you see: http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
                  That is possibly the most brutal butchery of the English language I've ever encounter in a list. ^_^;
                  Bamboo shadows sweep the stars,
                  yet not a mote of dust is stirred;
                  Moonlight pierces the depths of the pond,
                  leaving no trace in the water.

                  - Mugaku

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                  • #10
                    Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                    Yes, what better way to express "By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You" than this incomprehensible assault of capital letters: BTWITIAILW/U?

                    Just remembered c = see. As in "c u l8r" or "icic"
                    lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

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                    • #11
                      Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                      Argh, text speak... That list is a li'l bit hard on the eyes...

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                      • #12
                        Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                        IIRC - if I recall correctly

                        AFAIK - as far as I know

                        IMO - in my opinion


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                        • #13
                          Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                          How can everyone forget the most important one? DIAF!

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                            • #15
                              Re: &quot;ne1&quot; help me with &quot;Internet-speak&quot;?

                              Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
                              This is probably way too much information all at once, but I found this page you should be able to ctrl-F for any abbreviation you see: http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
                              My brain melted into a seething puddle of tapioca pudding halfway through the "B"s.
                              Originally posted by Ellipses
                              Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because."
                              Originally posted by MCLV
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