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  • It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

    Yes Yes Yes!!

  • #2
    Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

    Your Russian mail-order bride?

    I kid, I kid. Congratulations.
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    • #3
      Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

      The bride too. But I threw her away.

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      • #4
        Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

        Um, what the hell is this? Like if bitch being in the title wasn't bad enough.
        Read my blog.
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        Currently: Entry #32, August 31/07.
        Entry 32: Death to Castro

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        • #5
          Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

          I call my dog Bitch.
          ====Insert song====


          There are times when you get suckered in
          By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
          But its when you do these things too much
          That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
          You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
          With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
          You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
          Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
          Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

          Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

          Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is
          cold"

          Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

          Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

          So just use the word mmmkay!

          [Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
          With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
          Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
          Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
          Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
          Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
          Its easy mmkay!

          [Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
          like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

          [Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo,
          as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold

          [Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t
          because bich is latin for generosity

          [Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more

          [Everyone:] Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
          [Children:] fuck is the worst word that you can say
          We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
          [Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
          [Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
          homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
          Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
          Its easy mmmkay!
          [Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
          [Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
          [Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
          [Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
          [Children:] It's easy mmm
          It's easy mmm
          It's easy mmm
          It's easy mmmkaaaay
          [both finish at same time]
          [laughing]
          [Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
          Mmmkay
          Mmmkay
          Last edited by Omniblast; 03-26-2007, 01:04 PM.
          Hacked on 9/9/09
          FFXIAH - Omniblast

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          • #6
            Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

            Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
            Your Russian mail-order bride?
            I kid, I kid. Congratulations.
            You think he gonna have time to play with a bride he seems like the kid who the little blurb about real life was written for... And if he did get a bride then i so filled out my po box wrong... (watches for gf aggro)
            [FFXI Journal][Pld][War][Nin][Drg][Rng][Brd]



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            • #7
              Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

              My dad told me to stop effin yelling.

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              • #8
                Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                Originally posted by Omniblast View Post
                I call my dog Bitch.
                ====Insert song====
                There are times when you get suckered in
                By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
                But its when you do these things too much
                That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
                You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
                With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
                You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
                Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
                Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
                Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
                Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is
                cold"
                Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
                Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say
                So just use the word mmmkay!
                [Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
                With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
                Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
                Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
                Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
                Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
                Its easy mmkay!
                [Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
                like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
                [Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo,
                as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
                [Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t
                because bich is latin for generosity
                [Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more
                [Everyone:] Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
                [Children:] fuck is the worst word that you can say
                We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
                [Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
                [Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
                homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
                Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
                Its easy mmmkay!
                [Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
                [Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
                [Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
                [Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
                [Children:] It's easy mmm
                It's easy mmm
                It's easy mmm
                It's easy mmmkaaaay
                [both finish at same time]
                [laughing]
                [Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
                Mmmkay
                Mmmkay
                lmao
                [FFXI Journal][Pld][War][Nin][Drg][Rng][Brd]



                http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll154/xsev/orly.jpg

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                • #9
                  Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                  South Park does indeed rock
                  "I have a forebrain, my ability to abstract thoughts allow for all kinds of things" - Red Mage 8-Bit theater

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                  • #10
                    Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                    Like cinnamon buns.

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                    • #11
                      Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                      And pie.

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                      • #12
                        Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                        Moved most emphatically to Off-topic forum.


                        Icemage

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                        • #13
                          Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                          Who are you calling a bitch?

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                          • #14
                            Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                            Capitals Are For The Start Of A Sentence And Proper Nouns Only, And You Never Need More Than One Exclamation Mark, Bitch!


                            P.S., learn about the comma, it truely is your friend.

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                            • #15
                              Re: It Came In The Mail Bitch!!

                              Capitals are for anywhere in the Sentence you want to Put them! Well, if you wanna look like an idiot that is. >_>

                              That South Park song was so rawking. xD

                              Thanks to Roguewolf for the sig. :D

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