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  • How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

    I found this and got a chuckle, figured I'd share.

    How to Suvive a Zombie Attack
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    Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

    Next up, how to defend against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
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    • #3
      Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

      There's no mention of zombie animals in that article, or what bumper is best for clearing the roads of the recently departed/redeparted? What do I do if I come across a secret military labratory beneath the streets of my town?

      Do I explore it looking for answers?

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      • #4
        Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

        Ive seen some interesting books that have this stuff:
        The Government Manual for Superheroes

        How to survive a Robot Uprising

        The Zombie survival guide: Complete protection from the living dead.

        All sold in Amazon. Should be an interesting read for that 3 hour plane ride eh?

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        • #5
          Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

          http://www.urbandead.com
          I have the Zombie Survival Guide and I have read it in it's entirety.
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          • #6
            Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

            This is great. My sister and I just watches Shawn of the Dead last night!

            Another Zombie expert? Wish3k. He knows a thing or two about slaying zombies! Unless of course he's been lieing to us in his Blog all this time. lol
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            • #7
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              Yep, funny stuff. He's a good writer. He'd be cool to hang out with in Wal-Mart when things get messy out side. A way to look at the lighter side.
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              • #8
                Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                Too bad zombies are not real.

                And the Zombie Survival Guide is the best book I've read in weeks, and it's not even a novel.
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                • #9
                  Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                  You can say zombies aren't real all day long, but you'll be the first to be mind raped by the things while you sleep....
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                  • #10
                    Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                    Originally posted by Legal Fish View Post
                    Too bad zombies are not real.
                    You lie. I party with them all the time.

                    Shawn of the Dead is possibly the best zombie movie ever.
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                    • #11
                      Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                      Wonder why there arent any zombie looking mobs in ffxi... All we get are these skeletons.

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                      • #12
                        Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                        Well there are Fomors, which are evil-looking undead versions of player characters, and there's doomed, which look like giant rotting toads, but no decayed-looking humanoids. Possibly that was a step more visceral than they wanted to take the character designs.
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                        • #13
                          Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                          What about those Bhoot thingies that look kinda like weapons dressed in rags? I don't know exactly what they are called, but I've seen them on the undead beseiged fights, wouldn't you call those things zombies?


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                          • #14
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                            Draugar. Those tattooed skeletons. And Bhoot invaders. The tattooed bogies.

                            Do they more different abilities than the normal undead ? They use curse and blood saber attacks right?

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                            • #15
                              Re: How to Suvive a Zombie Attack

                              I'd rather start stocking up on the super soakers...

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