DOAX2 trailer... a little much

[Haggai]

Anyone seen the new DOAX2 trailer?

Link here

And here is a funny, yet slightly disturbing comic about the trailer.

Now I like bouncy boobies as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous. These breasts seem to defy gravity. "Hey, let's make their breasts Jello-like!" It's a little much.

Hmmm... Perhaps they are filled with helium.

[Mog]

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well, at least we have more beat off material for the XBOX 360.

Seriously though, people don't buy DOA to play volleyball.....think about that one for awhile.

[KoukiRyu]

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well, at least we have more beat off material for the XBOX 360.

Seriously though, people don't buy DOA to play volleyball.....think about that one for awhile.

That's why they took the volleyball out of the name I think >_> I actually owned the first game cause I loved the DoA girls...but the game and just the content is such crap that I promptly sold it -_-; I dunno what I was expecting, but I won't make a mistake like that again.

Yet even more trash that tons of horny guyz will buy...well whatever, as long as Team Ninja makes more monies they don't care

[nanatsu]

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here is a funny, yet slightly disturbing comic about the trailer.

ctrlaltdel is king at funny, yet slightly disturbing.

I think in the next installment of the game they should have the boobs do fighting moves for you. Maybe they'll allow you to float and hover for special arial attacks. You shouldn't waste all that power....

[Linra]

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I thought I'd get a good laugh out of it... but... it's just sad...
I don't know what's worse, a game company making a trailer/game like that, or the hundreds or thousands of guys who'll wait in line for hours to get their copy...

I also noticed....there wasn't a single shot of the actual game play in that horribly long trailer x.x

[raidenn]

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The hair sucks

[Raydeus]

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I don't like Barbie looking characters that look way too much like a doll, a doll of 12 year old girls...

If you ask me no one has been able to beat the girl from XIII for PS3, she is just plain gorgeous +10.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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So its in high def and their boob move uncontrollably, but why do they still look like the models from DOA2 on Dreamcast?

I'd think after two generations, the character modeling in this series would evolve a bit. I certainly has with Tekken and Virtua Fighter. I did like the volleyball game on Xbox just for the fact it was a rather chill game where winning didn't feel all that important, still, they could do better than recycle and gloss over the DoA2 models.

[Jei]

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If GTA can be banned, this game should, too.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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If GTA can be banned, this game should, too.

Nah just ban the DOA fighting games for being so broken it's not even funny.

[DieselBoy09]

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The hair sucks

Yes it does. It looks really terrible.

[Thrasher]

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So..... when can I expect to see a real sequel to the Dreamcast version of DoA2?

[Caspian]

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So....50 bucks for video game semi-porn? {Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to pass.}
And as has been previously noted: Its a 10 minute trailer with absolutely nothing that would qualify as gameplay video. Just breasts that defy physics and bounce far more than I'd ever want any real life woman's breasts to bounce. Seriously, they should go in for a mammography, somethings not right there. They were subtle with the lesbian overtones though. >.>

[Mog]

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99% of this game went into making the physics of the breasts. The other 1% of the game went into actually developing the game itself! Here's an interpretation of how much time and effort they put into making the game:



Thank you for your time.

[Balfree]

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It got old after 20 seconds, and thats the trailer. Plastic virtual dolls, nothanks.