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Alternative title: God bless the wights.
Do you know what my most hated area is? Don't say valkurm dunes. At least, in the valkurm dunes, people are happy and stupid. That's okay, you can usually educate idiots. For example, dragging 20 goblins on a party will teach the black mages when to not cast stonega. I'm a saint, am i not? But that aside.
The most retarded area in vana'diel is qufim. You know why? Cocky noobs. Now that they are in jeuno, they think they "Hang with T3h 1337z0rz lol!!1one". Now here is the problem. Recently, i was leveling my thief sub for my Blue mage. I'm normally a BLU/WAR (Don't question me, Double Attack and attacks hitting for more than just TP gain > Pissy 15% haste and shadows).
Well, i get my 22 THF out and seek. 20 minutes later:
Xxcluoudxx invites you to join his party.
Right there, i knew i would leave the party HPing and deleveling. Apparently the mix of rotten trees and retard blood fumes had damaged my brain, because i joined. Notice the subtle hint that this party would be a disaster? Guess.
Those of you who said "It was a blind invite", you were wrong. It's the name of the leader. I can just immagine a bald, 40+ year old man wondering, "How can i apeal to 13 year old girls? I know! I'll use the name off a popular character game, mutilate it, than add XxxXes to look cool and mysterious!".
Note: Player is apparently mildly retarded.
Well, anyway, i join. The very first thing i head when i come there: "THF, you should sub monk. Boost helps weapon skills". Just how retarded is that? He invites a thief to the party, and he proceeds to teach me about my job? He could have a high level thief of course, but no high level thief i ever saw used boost.
Right when it seems like he hit the rock bottom, he cured me. Wait, let's do that over again. A monk cured me. His subjob? WHM 4.
Right there, i pulled a banshee on him, died, and disbanded. I hate people. Yes, you. You there, in michigan, you damn oaf.
Do you know what my most hated area is? Don't say valkurm dunes. At least, in the valkurm dunes, people are happy and stupid. That's okay, you can usually educate idiots. For example, dragging 20 goblins on a party will teach the black mages when to not cast stonega. I'm a saint, am i not? But that aside.
The most retarded area in vana'diel is qufim. You know why? Cocky noobs. Now that they are in jeuno, they think they "Hang with T3h 1337z0rz lol!!1one". Now here is the problem. Recently, i was leveling my thief sub for my Blue mage. I'm normally a BLU/WAR (Don't question me, Double Attack and attacks hitting for more than just TP gain > Pissy 15% haste and shadows).
Well, i get my 22 THF out and seek. 20 minutes later:
Xxcluoudxx invites you to join his party.
Right there, i knew i would leave the party HPing and deleveling. Apparently the mix of rotten trees and retard blood fumes had damaged my brain, because i joined. Notice the subtle hint that this party would be a disaster? Guess.
Those of you who said "It was a blind invite", you were wrong. It's the name of the leader. I can just immagine a bald, 40+ year old man wondering, "How can i apeal to 13 year old girls? I know! I'll use the name off a popular character game, mutilate it, than add XxxXes to look cool and mysterious!".
Note: Player is apparently mildly retarded.
Well, anyway, i join. The very first thing i head when i come there: "THF, you should sub monk. Boost helps weapon skills". Just how retarded is that? He invites a thief to the party, and he proceeds to teach me about my job? He could have a high level thief of course, but no high level thief i ever saw used boost.
Right when it seems like he hit the rock bottom, he cured me. Wait, let's do that over again. A monk cured me. His subjob? WHM 4.
Right there, i pulled a banshee on him, died, and disbanded. I hate people. Yes, you. You there, in michigan, you damn oaf.
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