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The great list of all what is retarded!
Introduction
Out of the pure goodness of my heart, a sense of duty, and the fact some things are so stupid they make me lose sleep at night, i made a list of everything that makes me cringe in FFXI.
Level 1: Minor Annoyances.
1) Overuse of the word lol. If the ratio of LOL> Sentence exceeds 1:1, this is a level 3 annoyance.
2) Bards refusing to put balad on mages with both a PLD, a BLU and a DRK in the party. Main reason i don't invite bards anymore unless they do otherwise. Not like they need the invites, anyway.
3) People who don't care for RMT. You are to hate RMT, period. If you don't care about RMT, you are either a noob, or a retard. Probably both.
4) People who don't understand sarcasm. I'm not talking about complex sarcasm, merely things like saying "Yeah, meat jerky is real expensive", only to get a reply of "Tell me about it, i don't use food."
5)
:-P :-( :'( =D :> :3 :-). 3 Exceptions to this are >< (Frustration), 
(Something is funny. Use this instead of LOL), and ^^/^_^(Happyness).
6) Shouts in jeuno to sell cheap items. Also, casinos with more than 1 macro line, which are shouted more than once per 2 minutes. Nobody cares you're selling 3 meatkabobs for 2k, honestly.
7) Kaolian. This has nothing to do with FFXI, but that guy needs a bal gag. Pass the spray please, we have a pseudo-intellectual infestation.
Level 2: Annoyances.
1) Colibris. Not the exp they give or the PTs that fight them, but how they look. It looks like someone threw a pterodactyl fetus, a bunch of pink paint, a toy canoe and a whole lot of stupid into a cauldron, and stirred for a while. I just can't stand their beaks. Yesterday, i bought all colibri beaks up and tossed them away, just because such stupid apendages should not be allowed to exist. Also, why do their wings look like round insect wings?
2) People who use the acronym NA for every english speaking player. I'm offended by that.
3) Whenever someone asks me if i buy gil. Yes, i have an akinji peti. Yes, i use a heims earring for 1 extra str. Guess what: I'm smarter than you. I know how to make gil without farming for 10 hours a day or plundering mommys creditcard. Not only are you accusing me of a very disgusting act, you are also insinuating that i am lazy, not to mention you are jumping to conclusions. Chances are you are a retard, so nobody cares anyway.
4) Ametrine rings. Any ametrine rings. Those things are for macros for SA. I don't want to see them. Anyone that isn't a thief wearing an ametrine ring in an EXP party gets the boot.
5) People who start to laugh when you threathen them. I had to deal with these ass-clowns plenty of times before. Until they notice everyone thinks they stole a peacock charm. Where is your big talk now, chump change? I can't do anything, can i? Well i made sure no HNMls wants you. Get that new character going! Idiot.
6) Anyone saying NI HAO. It's not original, you're not funny, shut up.
7) Anyone that ever attacks/reports anyone with a windower.
8) Ur, dem, thos, there(instead of they are), u, tyme, gi11z, 1337, LOL, haxx0r, whut, wat, t3h, hawt, rawk, XxNamexX, Gay (Not gay people, the "Insult), n00b, b00b, {May}{Bee}, windhurst, windrust, mogle, nurf, 0mg, BLK, WHT, RMG(Rdm), DGN(Dragoon), The macro "Cut my life to pieces, this is my {Last Resort}"
Level 3: Things that keep me awake at night.
1) Any kind of RMT activity.
2) When "Flan" is refered to as "Pudding". I can't stress how irksome this is. A pudding? What the hell?
3) Anyone who is opposed to MPKing rmt. The phrase "If you MPK RMT you stoop to their level". Yes, i will die without an operation, but removing the tumor is stooping to it's level!
4) People who defend nerfs. If i knew any of these in real life, i would shove a foam bat down their sordid throats.
5) The MPK patch.
6) People who say "Don't bitch about RMT, they will never go away." Actually, people who say "Don't bitch" period. Well, detective dipshit, here is a clue: You are bitching about people who bitch, therefore making you an disgusting hypocrite.
Only way something would change, is to bitch. Keep bitching. What if the beastmasters still bitched about the patch, people kept quitting, the playerbase stayed in the same state as just post-patch, they would turn it back.
7) The phrase "It's just a game". No, you moronic idiot. It's not just a game, it's a community, it's a social gathering, it's a world apart. You can sit in your mog house talking to friends whole day. How is this a game? I'ts NOT just a game.
Introduction
Out of the pure goodness of my heart, a sense of duty, and the fact some things are so stupid they make me lose sleep at night, i made a list of everything that makes me cringe in FFXI.
Level 1: Minor Annoyances.
1) Overuse of the word lol. If the ratio of LOL> Sentence exceeds 1:1, this is a level 3 annoyance.
2) Bards refusing to put balad on mages with both a PLD, a BLU and a DRK in the party. Main reason i don't invite bards anymore unless they do otherwise. Not like they need the invites, anyway.
3) People who don't care for RMT. You are to hate RMT, period. If you don't care about RMT, you are either a noob, or a retard. Probably both.
4) People who don't understand sarcasm. I'm not talking about complex sarcasm, merely things like saying "Yeah, meat jerky is real expensive", only to get a reply of "Tell me about it, i don't use food."
5)
:-P :-( :'( =D :> :3 :-). 3 Exceptions to this are >< (Frustration), (Something is funny. Use this instead of LOL), and ^^/^_^(Happyness).6) Shouts in jeuno to sell cheap items. Also, casinos with more than 1 macro line, which are shouted more than once per 2 minutes. Nobody cares you're selling 3 meatkabobs for 2k, honestly.
7) Kaolian. This has nothing to do with FFXI, but that guy needs a bal gag. Pass the spray please, we have a pseudo-intellectual infestation.
Level 2: Annoyances.
1) Colibris. Not the exp they give or the PTs that fight them, but how they look. It looks like someone threw a pterodactyl fetus, a bunch of pink paint, a toy canoe and a whole lot of stupid into a cauldron, and stirred for a while. I just can't stand their beaks. Yesterday, i bought all colibri beaks up and tossed them away, just because such stupid apendages should not be allowed to exist. Also, why do their wings look like round insect wings?
2) People who use the acronym NA for every english speaking player. I'm offended by that.
3) Whenever someone asks me if i buy gil. Yes, i have an akinji peti. Yes, i use a heims earring for 1 extra str. Guess what: I'm smarter than you. I know how to make gil without farming for 10 hours a day or plundering mommys creditcard. Not only are you accusing me of a very disgusting act, you are also insinuating that i am lazy, not to mention you are jumping to conclusions. Chances are you are a retard, so nobody cares anyway.
4) Ametrine rings. Any ametrine rings. Those things are for macros for SA. I don't want to see them. Anyone that isn't a thief wearing an ametrine ring in an EXP party gets the boot.
5) People who start to laugh when you threathen them. I had to deal with these ass-clowns plenty of times before. Until they notice everyone thinks they stole a peacock charm. Where is your big talk now, chump change? I can't do anything, can i? Well i made sure no HNMls wants you. Get that new character going! Idiot.
6) Anyone saying NI HAO. It's not original, you're not funny, shut up.
7) Anyone that ever attacks/reports anyone with a windower.
8) Ur, dem, thos, there(instead of they are), u, tyme, gi11z, 1337, LOL, haxx0r, whut, wat, t3h, hawt, rawk, XxNamexX, Gay (Not gay people, the "Insult), n00b, b00b, {May}{Bee}, windhurst, windrust, mogle, nurf, 0mg, BLK, WHT, RMG(Rdm), DGN(Dragoon), The macro "Cut my life to pieces, this is my {Last Resort}"
Level 3: Things that keep me awake at night.
1) Any kind of RMT activity.
2) When "Flan" is refered to as "Pudding". I can't stress how irksome this is. A pudding? What the hell?
3) Anyone who is opposed to MPKing rmt. The phrase "If you MPK RMT you stoop to their level". Yes, i will die without an operation, but removing the tumor is stooping to it's level!
4) People who defend nerfs. If i knew any of these in real life, i would shove a foam bat down their sordid throats.
5) The MPK patch.
6) People who say "Don't bitch about RMT, they will never go away." Actually, people who say "Don't bitch" period. Well, detective dipshit, here is a clue: You are bitching about people who bitch, therefore making you an disgusting hypocrite.
Only way something would change, is to bitch. Keep bitching. What if the beastmasters still bitched about the patch, people kept quitting, the playerbase stayed in the same state as just post-patch, they would turn it back.
7) The phrase "It's just a game". No, you moronic idiot. It's not just a game, it's a community, it's a social gathering, it's a world apart. You can sit in your mog house talking to friends whole day. How is this a game? I'ts NOT just a game.
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