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    The Cranky admin: Day one



    I am an administrator for FFXI online and I must say that I feel that I have found my calling. Once there was a time when I had nothing better to do then to run around Mmorpgs and judge people based on their play style while frequently shouting “gillseller!” at other players that I randomly hate on. But since then I have gotten this wonderful position at FFXI online as an administrator with rules that make it so I can judge people and flame them constantly. I get to help herd mentality norms among players, and take no heat while improvising my status as an admin to justify my passing judgments on regular people saying regular stuff. Ooh, maybe one day ill shut down someone’s thread before the person gets to respond to flames, which would be great. I better ask mom if it’s ok to stay up late tonight. I have a lot of rule backed one sided flames to post.



    Oh wait, flames are not allowed at FFXI online but, oh yea I can do it because I am an admin and I take my position very seriously. I got an idea, Ill start a trend of hating on other websites to boost the reputation of the one I help run so I have more people to badger and maybe more people to run around and yell “Gil seller!” with. Maybe I’ll get some fan boy suck ups today that will help boost my crusty ego. Naw I would much rather belittle a person whom I know nothing about accept that they like a game I like, yea that’s the ticket.



    The Cranky admin: Day two



    Yessss! Found some sexually contented jokes today, woot! I had fun tagging along on the flames of belittlement by closing the thread to much applause by the sexually insecure mass of fanboy/player haters that encompass the majority of this mostly useless website. Man I have something to feel good about now. Now I think I am going to find someone that typed (rofl) as a response and tell them that they where out of line and to stop it. I’m going to show them whose boss!



    The Cranky admin: Day three



    Well, it looks like its time to start a thread on how MPKing people is not nice and shouldn’t be done to anyone no matter whom by any measure. Maybe I should make a remark in a witch hunter’s thread about how it’s generally wrong to witch hunt, but of course Ill keep the thread open, teehee!



    Yessss! I discovered some more gilbuyers that I am going to try and ruin by submitting their information to one of the various witch hunters on this website that us fellow admins fully back. HAHAHA! I just read a funny post of some guys boasts on MPKing some players that he though where gilsellers. Never mind that MPKing is considered wrong by any measure; I fully agree with MPKing “those who I think deserve it for whatever reason”.



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    Re: Cranky admin chronicles

    lol
    at least this one is funnier than your last one

    fyi the admins are the people who own/operate this site. the mods are the ones who try and keep order. if you are going to try and insult us (or me particularly), at least get it right
    Last edited by neighbortaru; 07-13-2006, 02:35 PM.

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    • #3
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      Insulting a moderator's maturity because they closed your little sex-joke thread...

      The irony is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
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      • #4
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        Cute.


        Got it out of your system now?
        I am sorry to inform you that you lack a lot of skill in the ways of satire. Maybe one day you'll get good at it, but from the looks of this you have a ways to go.

        It also helps if the target is something of legitimate concern, and especially so if a reasonable amount of the population somehow sympathizes with your plight.
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        • #5
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          Well it is better.

          Any bets on what'll happen if we closed this one?


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            Nazi Mods! ZOMG.


            HOW DARE THEY KEEP THEIR FORUM CLEEN.

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            • #7
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              I bet he would remake the thread, but take neighbortaru's advice and direct it toward his intended "victims". He put all this effort into a thread and misfired. Kinda like a sharpshot » slug shot » miss (from point blank range).


              With great power comes complete disregard for any and all responsibility.

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              • #8
                Re: Cranky admin chronicles

                Originally posted by Feba
                Nazi Mods! ZOMG.


                HOW DARE THEY KEEP THEIR FORUM CLEEN.
                You bet we are Nazi!

                Spam our Forums get warned. Even a temp ban if you keep doing it.

                RMT instant perma ban!!

                Advertisements ban!!


                Hmm, wow we ban for a lot of stuff. Probably got to reconsider I guess.


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                • #9
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                  This entire thread made me lol.
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                  • #10
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                    I just read that sex jokes thing.....really wasn't that funny. :/

                    Mods are doing a good job, keep up the good work!
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Rodin
                      Mods are doing a good job, keep up the good work!
                      Agreed! Just for the sake of irony, let's turn this into a thread celebrating good admins and moderators!

                      Here's to effective quality control.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Cranky admin chronicles

                        To mods that actually moderate!

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                        • #13
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                          careful what you all say, someone's e-feelings might get hurt again
                          /emoslashwrists

                          Thanks Yyg!

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                          • #14
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                            lol, emoslashwrist...

                            Funny a recent accident caused my wrist to get all cut-up pretty bad, it's still healing looks like it might scar. Looks like I was slashing it though, already had 3 friends teasing me saying the accident was an "accident".

                            They are having a little to much fun making jokes about my cut-up wrists and these emo accusations.


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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by neighbortaru
                              /emoslashwrists


                              I'm all for turning this thread into a "hurray for moderators actually moderating" thread. Yay for dealing with that annoying guy bumping 3 year old threads just to be annoying.
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