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    Dear Mrs. "X": Our store is considering banning your family from shopping with us unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras.

    Re: Mr. "X" - Complaints - 14 Things Mr. "X" has done while his spouse/partner was shopping:

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
    5-minute intervals.

    3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Housewares..... and watched what happened.

    4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    5. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    6. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    7. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

    9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

    10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    11. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    (And; last, but not least!)

    14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

  • #2
    Re: I found this elsewhere...

    Lmao. I want to hang out with that guy.
    Thanks Kazuki.
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    • #3
      Re: I found this elsewhere...

      Sounds strangely similar to things that I've done before in my local department store. This concerns me.
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      • #4
        Re: I found this elsewhere...

        Sounds like my brother when hes off his meds. also its the kind of things we all think of doing but are too afraid to try.

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        • #5
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          Hahahahaha! Oh man... funny, funny guy.
          How can you ban somebody like that?

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          • #6
            Re: I found this elsewhere...

            I work in a grocery store, and we never have things like that happen. Most places won't take shit.
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            • #7
              Re: I found this elsewhere...

              Originally posted by Ciros
              Hahahahaha! Oh man... funny, funny guy.
              How can you ban somebody like that?
              Well, I suppose you just say that you'll call the cops if he comes back.

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              • #8
                Re: I found this elsewhere...

                Originally posted by DieselBoy09
                I work in a grocery store, and we never have things like that happen. Most places won't take shit.
                Try telling Walmart that. Done several things like that when I was in College. We'd go in the middle of the night and play hide and seek and such. The best was around Halloween, we'd dress up with the costumes for sale. They just ask you to leave. That and they don't like it when you bring in your own video camera.

                The one about the alarm clocks was the absolute best.
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                • #9
                  Re: I found this elsewhere...

                  I've read a huge list of things to do in department stores...a few of them were on here. I'd enjoy watching somebody actually do that though, even if I was the employee.

                  My favorite one from that list:
                  9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
                  Generic Info!

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                  • #10
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                    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
                    5-minute intervals.
                    I've done worse. My mom was at the mall looking for a new purse at Macy's. It was X-Mas time and they had a HUGE Timex(same brand as my own watch) wrist watch display.

                    I got bored.

                    In the 15~20 mins my mother shopped, I set the timers for roughly 30 watches to go off in 20 mins. Luckily, we were exiting when the first beeping began. By the time we hit the exit into the mall, there was a orchastra of watches sending us off.
                    To any BLMs complaining about TP Burn parties; What goes around, comes around. Shut up.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Draco Dagon

                      14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
                      I love them all but this one takes the cake.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I found this elsewhere...

                        Lmao, I'd get a pillow to join him in that tent
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                        • #13
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                          Genius thread.. haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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