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    Margaret Rample, an avid World of Warcraft enthusiast, was awarded the Crazy Glue Customer of the Year award for her contribution for expanding the worldwide awareness of the miracle liquid adhesive.

    "I was on a really intense quest that had been frustrating me for hours that I wasn’t going to quit until I got through. But the damn kid wouldn’t sit still. Then that ad came on the TV with the guy hanging from a beam with his hardhat stuck to it with Crazy Glue. I guess I just put two and two together."

    The story became a sensation after it was posted on the internet.

    But soon, a controversy broke out. Ms. Rample was investigated by child services. Later, she was vindicated when it was determined that she had not actually glued her child itself to the floor but the child’s clothes.


    "I love it. I can play for hours and my kid just sits there."

    The case, eventually appealed to the US Supreme Court, was rejected since there was nothing in the books regarding the legality of forcing your children to wear clothes glued to the floor.

    "I love it. I can play for hours and my kid just sits there," says Ms. Rample as she mashes away on her keyboard. She celebrates retaining custody of her children by logging in to her favorite MMO.

    For gamers concerned that Crazy Glue is too messy an option, why not try Baby Cages? (Warning: Recommended for hardcore gamers only).

  • #2
    Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

    Nothing in that game is intense enough to glue your child to the floor.

    She needs to get a job.

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    • #3
      Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

      {Indeed.}~


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      • #4
        Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

        Originally posted by ImpactionActionHero
        Nothing in that game is intense enough to glue your child to the floor.

        She needs to get a job.
        I dunno man, I hear those Murlocs are pretty nasty.

        Besides, if I was in the middle of Dynamis (FF XI's Raids/Instances) and my kid wouldn't leave me alone, Crazy Glue would look like a pretty good option...
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        • #5
          Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

          Babycage, huh?

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          • #6
            Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

            This is why I usually play at night when my baby girl is off in dream land.

            d(^-^)b

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            • #7
              Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

              some people should not reproduce... orz

              Thanks Yyg!

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              • #8
                Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                Crazy glue? seriously, what's wrong with that woman, everyone knows Stun and Sleep II work better...
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                • #9
                  Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                  Originally posted by neighbortaru
                  some people should not reproduce... orz
                  word.

                  i think at times, having children is a privilege not a right.

                  babycage is a good idea, along with baby collar and baby negative reinforcement shock training.
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                  • #10
                    Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                    Gluing the kid down sounds pretty extreme, but it's not funcionally any worse than those bouncy harnesses you use to hang your kids from a doorframe. My grandmother tells me I'm too easy on my kids and gives me stories about how when she was little kids would get tied to posts in the yard or dining room chairs if they weren't obedient in one way or another. And of course the prevailing attitude about pulling out the belt back then was different too. I don't think it's fair to label that woman as unfit to have children. Times have changed but kids have not.

                    I don't think I'd ever resort to physically restraining one of my children, but I'd be a dirty liar if I said the thought never crossed my mind and I think most parents would have to agree.
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                    • #11
                      Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                      Ok I SERIOUSLY doubt this story and do believe it was done in jest. While there is no law against gluing your childs clothes to the floor, there is a law against restraining them for large amounts of time. Something like this could also cause psychological harm to a child and that is mental abuse. So I say this story is a bunch of bunk made just for humor's sake. At the very least she would be slapped with a minor fine and kept on the watch list at child services.
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                      • #12
                        Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                        Originally posted by Aries Black
                        This is why I usually play at night when my baby girl is off in dream land.

                        d(^-^)b
                        Obviously the best choice.

                        About the OT: If you have kids, especially little ones that can't overpower the holds of effing glue or get out of their own clothes, and all your focus is on how to get away from them to play a game, something is wrong with your maternal (/paternal) tendencies. I gotta say, I can deal with people calling my job levels gimp (highest is 27 after joining in Oct.2004) but I know that it's either game-time or daddy-time, and I don't feel bad for spending X days X hours X minutes on daddy-time instead of the game. If I had less going on, the game could occupy more of my time. But I'm not going to punish my kids with neglect just for being kids while I try to justify playing a game (even one as great as FFXI) over giving them my attention.

                        Overall, I have to agree with TGM about this being a crappy joke. I don't believe anybody would do something that dumb.
                        Last edited by Hantz; 06-23-2006, 10:48 AM. Reason: to avoid confusion.

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                        • #13
                          Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                          Glue is nice and all. Ducttape is my prefered method, though. (Though I agree with TGM about validity)

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                          • #14
                            Re: How to dodge family agro for the adults w/ kids...

                            Heres an idea dicipline your kids and they will listen to you.

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                            • #15
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                              set up a routine for both you and the kids
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