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Margaret Rample, an avid World of Warcraft enthusiast, was awarded the Crazy Glue Customer of the Year award for her contribution for expanding the worldwide awareness of the miracle liquid adhesive.
"I was on a really intense quest that had been frustrating me for hours that I wasn’t going to quit until I got through. But the damn kid wouldn’t sit still. Then that ad came on the TV with the guy hanging from a beam with his hardhat stuck to it with Crazy Glue. I guess I just put two and two together."
The story became a sensation after it was posted on the internet.
But soon, a controversy broke out. Ms. Rample was investigated by child services. Later, she was vindicated when it was determined that she had not actually glued her child itself to the floor but the child’s clothes.
"I love it. I can play for hours and my kid just sits there."
The case, eventually appealed to the US Supreme Court, was rejected since there was nothing in the books regarding the legality of forcing your children to wear clothes glued to the floor.
"I love it. I can play for hours and my kid just sits there," says Ms. Rample as she mashes away on her keyboard. She celebrates retaining custody of her children by logging in to her favorite MMO.
For gamers concerned that Crazy Glue is too messy an option, why not try Baby Cages? (Warning: Recommended for hardcore gamers only).
Margaret Rample, an avid World of Warcraft enthusiast, was awarded the Crazy Glue Customer of the Year award for her contribution for expanding the worldwide awareness of the miracle liquid adhesive.
"I was on a really intense quest that had been frustrating me for hours that I wasn’t going to quit until I got through. But the damn kid wouldn’t sit still. Then that ad came on the TV with the guy hanging from a beam with his hardhat stuck to it with Crazy Glue. I guess I just put two and two together."
The story became a sensation after it was posted on the internet.
But soon, a controversy broke out. Ms. Rample was investigated by child services. Later, she was vindicated when it was determined that she had not actually glued her child itself to the floor but the child’s clothes.
"I love it. I can play for hours and my kid just sits there."
The case, eventually appealed to the US Supreme Court, was rejected since there was nothing in the books regarding the legality of forcing your children to wear clothes glued to the floor.
"I love it. I can play for hours and my kid just sits there," says Ms. Rample as she mashes away on her keyboard. She celebrates retaining custody of her children by logging in to her favorite MMO.
For gamers concerned that Crazy Glue is too messy an option, why not try Baby Cages? (Warning: Recommended for hardcore gamers only).
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