I've just been reading a topic on another forum with this title, my god it's amazing!
"My best though is ....
Where I used to work, there was a window ledge between floors on the staircase , where we used to smoke.
I had been out for a right good night on the piss & a curry, and was rumbling inside.
I was the only one smoking so I let out REALLY REALLY noisy trouser cough.
It echoed around the staircase.
Feeling smug with myself, I took a drag on my fag and had a look behind.
Unknown to me, a burd from the floor upstairs was sat on the top stair behind me, having a fag.
Whoops, her face gave me the impression, she weren't too impressed
I could never look her in the face again"
hahahahahaha!
"My best though is ....
Where I used to work, there was a window ledge between floors on the staircase , where we used to smoke.
I had been out for a right good night on the piss & a curry, and was rumbling inside.
I was the only one smoking so I let out REALLY REALLY noisy trouser cough.
It echoed around the staircase.
Feeling smug with myself, I took a drag on my fag and had a look behind.
Unknown to me, a burd from the floor upstairs was sat on the top stair behind me, having a fag.
Whoops, her face gave me the impression, she weren't too impressed
I could never look her in the face again"
hahahahahaha!
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