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  • "Your most memorable fart"

    I've just been reading a topic on another forum with this title, my god it's amazing!

    "My best though is ....

    Where I used to work, there was a window ledge between floors on the staircase , where we used to smoke.

    I had been out for a right good night on the piss & a curry, and was rumbling inside.

    I was the only one smoking so I let out REALLY REALLY noisy trouser cough.

    It echoed around the staircase.

    Feeling smug with myself, I took a drag on my fag and had a look behind.

    Unknown to me, a burd from the floor upstairs was sat on the top stair behind me, having a fag.

    Whoops, her face gave me the impression, she weren't too impressed

    I could never look her in the face again"

    hahahahahaha!
    Well he once killed a man with a guitar string
    He's been seen at the table with kings
    Well he once saved a baby from drowning
    There are those who say beneath his coat there are wings.



    "if you ever read the book you would realize it is nothing like grand theft auto......" - on the Da Vinci Code being like Grand Theft Auto

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    Re: "Your most memorable fart"

    That's funny.

    Trouser cough, lol.
    Haggai

    i Am ThE bLaCk MaGe.
    I cAsTs ThE sPeLlS tHaT mAkEs ThE pEoPlEs FaLl DoWn.

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    • #3
      Re: "Your most memorable fart"

      rofl .... but what started this topic... seriously ...a memorable fart?
      anyway mine was yesterday i had a "chainspell" of 100+ tiny farts loud and obnouxious for about 5 mins
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