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If you're not sure you want to have kids, don't. Seriously, be absolutly sure first. Unless you're a time management archon, having kids is like an A-bomb to your lifestyle, and after being a parent for a while you feel 20 years older. I mean I love my kids, but be ready.
Originally posted by Wish
The vagina is a magical object.
QFT. Vulgar admirations aside, I watched childbirth twice, for just one child each mind you, and the spatial relationships are just incomprehensible to me. I mean I saw it happen and I'm still not sure how. I assume there were four dimensional distortions involved that my feeble human body could not properly percieve or record. Sortof like the inexplicable distortions of time that occur after actually having the kid. You thought the last 10 minutes of the school day went by slowly, wait for the time you're waiting for the baby to go to sleep so you can get your 8th hour of sleep in two days.
Wow, I took that ball and ran a long way with it ... >_>
Aksannyi, that was adorable. But wait till she hits her magical hormonal days and then keep that video close at hand......you're going to need it to remind yourself of how cutes she USED to be!! LOL
Originally posted by WishMaster3K
The vagina is a magical object.
0.o;
ACK
*gasp*
*gurgle*
*can't.....hold.....it.....in......*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Originally posted by Feba
But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
Originally posted by Taskmage
God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
Originally posted by DakAttack
...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
Regardless, I can't comprehend the entire miracle of childbirth. It's so . . . . Magical. Yeah. Magic is a good word for it all. When you take a look at our entire lives, we started out as nothing more than a single cell. Now we can walk, talk, think, breathe, love, and cry.
It's like the entire timeline of evolution occurs inside of a womb. 3 Billion years crammed into 9 months. That's crazy talk.
Its like when I try to comprehend infinty, but my brain starts to hurt so I decide I should readopt the fetal position until the pain goes away.
I'd love to have kids eventually. But me, I'll train them in bushido and have them doing all sorts of kool shyte
Or at the very least, I'd get PS6 games for Father's Day, and be able to enjoy good ol Sony gaming with my kin. I think that would be the best thing: Playing Playstation with the next link to your lineage.
That should be a Sony ad. I'll call them about that.
If we don't like something, collectively, if our hatred for it throbs like an abscess beneath every thread, does that mean that they're doing something right?
Originally posted by Kaeko
As hard as it may be, don't take this game or your characters too seriously. I promise you - the guys that really own your account don't.
I'd love to have kids eventually. But me, I'll train them in bushido and have them doing all sorts of kool shyte
lol this reminded me of a stand up act i saw, the guys says "im gonna raise my kids to be omish, i can just see it now 'daddy i want to watch tv' no your omish 'how come you can watch tv' daddys not omish now get to bed its almost 6"
Oh my God, my cuteness meter overloaded ... that's it, I blew a cuteness fuse. Guess my son has to start crying or fussing in order for me to be able to appreciate cuteness again. :D
GrandMom - both of my kids are boys. O.O But it's okay, for some reason they've both gotten called girls a few times. At this age, you really can't tell.
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