Signs it’s been too long since you partied with a paladin
White mage: Knowing the tank doesn’t have any shadows, you very, very, VERY carefully make sure to keep his hp in the white at all times. Then you wonder why he keeps getting angry at you
Summoner: You notice that someone keeps firing off really big cures when small ones would have been enough to keep the tank alive. You watch, and it happens again… and again. just as the tank’s hp goes yellow, someone shoots off the biggest cure they have. Finally, you decide to give this n00b a piece of your mind, and you chew out the paladin for wasting so much mp
Warrior: every time you see the tank get hit, you instinctively provoke
Monk: you wonder why you’re not the tank for the second half of every fight
Ranger: believing that pulling hate is a sign of a good DD, you are unsure how to adjust to this new patch. You try and try and try, but no matter how much you damage the mob, you just can’t pull hate and die. Finally, you start to act crazy. You pull with barrage and fire your weaponskills at the start of the fight instead of waiting till the end. Still you don’t die. You freaked out the paladin, but he managed to keep you alive. Broken hearted and believing you have failed the party, you disband and log out. You contemplate quitting.
Ninja: you wonder why your invite rate has suddenly gone down.
Red mage: (aside perhaps from the ranger) you are the only one who DOESN’T like this change. It gives you yet another person to refresh…
White mage: Knowing the tank doesn’t have any shadows, you very, very, VERY carefully make sure to keep his hp in the white at all times. Then you wonder why he keeps getting angry at you
Summoner: You notice that someone keeps firing off really big cures when small ones would have been enough to keep the tank alive. You watch, and it happens again… and again. just as the tank’s hp goes yellow, someone shoots off the biggest cure they have. Finally, you decide to give this n00b a piece of your mind, and you chew out the paladin for wasting so much mp
Warrior: every time you see the tank get hit, you instinctively provoke
Monk: you wonder why you’re not the tank for the second half of every fight
Ranger: believing that pulling hate is a sign of a good DD, you are unsure how to adjust to this new patch. You try and try and try, but no matter how much you damage the mob, you just can’t pull hate and die. Finally, you start to act crazy. You pull with barrage and fire your weaponskills at the start of the fight instead of waiting till the end. Still you don’t die. You freaked out the paladin, but he managed to keep you alive. Broken hearted and believing you have failed the party, you disband and log out. You contemplate quitting.
Ninja: you wonder why your invite rate has suddenly gone down.
Red mage: (aside perhaps from the ranger) you are the only one who DOESN’T like this change. It gives you yet another person to refresh…
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