Ask Big Ben!!!

[Blood Red Poet]

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I remember you.

[Intensity]

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Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

[BENWALLACE]

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i think ben should try the $1 filet o fish fridays when he cant get his shot blocking hands on the mcgriddles.

do you play fantasy basketball? who would you pick if you couldnt pick any of your detriotpistons ls mates?

CURRENTLY BEN DONT PLAY FANTASY BASKETBALL, HOWEVER BEN WOULD PICK DWYANE WADE STEVE NASH SHAWN MARION KEVIN GARNETT AS OTHER STARTING FOUR

THIS LINEUP IS GUARANTEED FOR VICTORY, YOU SHOULD TRY

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Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

SORRY INTENSITY, BEN IS LIFELONG JACKIE CHAN FAN CAUSE HE IS REAL LIFE 75 NINJA

[Caspian]

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What if you included the Karate Kommandos with Chuck Norris?

[Hori]

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DWYANE WADE MANU GINOBILI SHAWN MARION TIM DUNCAN AS OTHER STARTING FOUR

Fixed it for you.

[DrivenTooFar]

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big ben, do you like filet o fish fridays at mcdonalds?

Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?

This is going to end up like a BRP interview. So Big Ben, how can I maximize my gameplay if I only play for 2-3 hours a day?

[Xyphere]

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Ben, why do white people love Wayne Brady?

[Taskmage]

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That doesn't even need an answer to be funny.

[BENWALLACE]

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What if you included the Karate Kommandos with Chuck Norris?

BIG BEN THINK THAT JACKIE CHAN WOULD STILL WIN IF WAS TEAMED UP WITH SHORT BLACK FUNNY GUY FROM RUSH HOUR MOVIE

BEN UNDERSTAND CHUCK NORRIS IS VERY POWERFUL ENTITY AND HIS TEARS CURE CANCER AND SUCH BUT TAG TEAM DUO OF TOP HONG KONG DETECTIVE AND STREET SMART WILD RENEGADE COP IS TOO DOMINANT

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Fixed it for you.

I LIKE THESE GUYS AS STARTING 4 WHEN I LIKE TO PLAY FANTASY BASKETBALL LEAGUE IN LOSERS GROUP ;(

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This is going to end up like a BRP interview. So Big Ben, how can I maximize my gameplay if I only play for 2-3 hours a day?

BECAUSE BEN IS ON ROAD A LOT, MANY TIMES BEN HAS NOT MUCH TIME TO PLAY JUST LIKE YOU

SO WHAT BEN SUGGEST IS THIS: PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY BEESMASTER JOB BECOZ ITS EXP ANYTIME YOU FEEL LIKE AND NO WORRIES ABOUT GREEN EXCLAMATION TIME SEEKING

BEN ALSO SUGGEST MAKE SOME FRIENDS AND PERHAPS YOU CAN MAKE STATICAL PARTY AND PLAY SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT OK BEN LIKE THIS OPTION TOO CAUSE SOMETIMES BEN PLAY DRAK KNIGHT OR NINJAZ AND HARD TO FIND PARTYS ;_; MAKE BEN VERY SAD ;_;

ONE LAST THING BEN LIKES TO DO IS CRAFTING AND FARMING AND FISHING AND HUNTING FOR GILS WHILE WAITING FOR PARTY SO WHEN YOU STICK GREEN !!!! SIGN ON TOP OF HEAD ITS BEST TO GO LOOKING FOR MONEYS AT SAME TIME

BEN HOPE THIS ADVICE WORK FOR YOU AND AS ALWAYS REMEMBER THREE STEPS OF POWER

[Armando]

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Oh man...I missed this so much XD

Big Ben, how can I get Excalibur in under a month?

[Siber]

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This thread is about 50% FFXI questions, so I say it should be in the General Discussion forum. Anyways Ben, how would you go about duoing Under Observation (BCNM40)?

[BENWALLACE]

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Oh man...I missed this so much XD

Big Ben, how can I get Excalibur in under a month?

WELL HELLO ARMANDO MY FRAND

WHEN BEN NEEDS MIRACLE SHOT IN LAST SECOND TO WIN A GAME 7 OF NBA FINALS, BEN TURN AROUND AND HOLD EVERYBODY'S HAND AND WHISPERS "BELIEVE IN HEART OF CARDS"

AND THEN BEN AND 4 HOMIES FROM DETROIT SMASH THROUGH OPPOSING DEFENSES TO WIN GAME AND MAKE WISH COME TRUE

EXCALIBUR IN ONE MONTH SOUND VERY MUCH LIKE MIRCALE SO BEN SUGGEST YOU TRY HEART OF CARDS TACTICS FIRST (NOT ALWAYS 100% SO DONT QUOTE BEN TOO MUCH ON THIS ONE, SOMETIMES END IN DISASTER D

BUT IF IS NO GOOD BEN ALSO SUGGEST ARMANDO TO TRY FARMING CRAFTING KILLING BIG MONSTERS AS WELL AS MAKING OWN DYNAMAR LINKSHELLS AND THEN YOU CAN MAKE EXCALIBUR SWORDS THROUGH HARD WORK

PLZ NOTE THAT BEN'S 3 STEP RULES OF POWER ARE PREDICATED (WAT IS PREDICATED MEAN?_?) ON FACT THAT YOU WORK HARD

[Mog]

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Big ben, how do I take the integral of 5x?

Another question:

Why is it that there are locks on the 7-11 doors when it's open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?

[BENWALLACE]

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This thread is about 50% FFXI questions, so I say it should be in the General Discussion forum. Anyways Ben, how would you go about duoing Under Observation (BCNM40)?

WELL HELLO CYBER, I AGREE BUT MODS NO LIKE BEN TALK TO GENERAL AUDIENCE?_?

ANYWAY BEN HAS NEVER FOUGHT THIS BC BEFORE BUT BEN THINK IF YOU BRING THF/NIN WITH RUN QUICK BOOTS AND ONE NINJA THEN YOU CAN HAVE THF SURPRISE EYES TO MAKE THEM CHASE HIM AROUND AND THEN NINJA CAN SILENT ASSASSIN SOLO ALL EYES TO WIN BC

THIS IS RECOMMENDED BEN WALLACE STRATEGY FOR FIGHTING EYEBALLS SO YOU TRY YOU LET BEN KNOW HOW IT WORKS

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Big ben, how do I take the integral of 5x?

Another question:

Why is it that there are locks on the 7-11 doors when it's open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?

ITS BEEN LONG WHILE SINCE BEN TOOK CALCULUS BUT FOR SIMPLE NUMBERS ONE CAN FOLLOW GENERAL RULE OF INTEGRAL OF aX^n IS EQUAL TO (aX^n+1)/(n+1) THIS IS VERY SIMPLE BUT MAKE SURE TO PRACTICE LOTS SO YOU CAN DOMINATE CALCULUS BOOKS IN SCHOOL

WHEN BEN WAS FIRST IN SCHOOL BEN FOUND OUT THAT SMASHING AND PUNCHING BOOKS DOES NOT WORK AND ACTUALLY GETS YOU INTO TROUBLE AND ONE DAY TEACHER SAY "HEY GUY, YOU EVER TRY STUDYING BOOKS INSTEAD??" AND BEN SAY HMMM NO BUT I TRY THIS TEACHER!! AND WAS HAPPY ENDING AND BEN FOREVER GET STRAIGHT A'S

ALSO FOR 7-11 DOORS, BEN IS ALSO VERY PERPLEXED BY THIS HOWEVER THIS QUESTION COMES FROM ANCILLARY POINT: WHY DOES STORES THAT HAVE FUN THINGS FOR BEN HAVE LOCKS WHEN BEN CAN JUST SMASH THROUGH DOOR ANYWAY? YOU KNOW BEN ONCE WORK THERE AND WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING BEN EAT AND DRINK ALL THE YAMMY FOOD HEHEHE BUT THEN HAVE TO USE POTTY VERY OFTEN ;_; SO BEN THINK LOCKS IS FOR NICE INDIAN FELLOW AT COUNTER TO GO TO POTTY WHEN NOBODY IS LOOKING

[Taskmage]

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Aht Urgan or Kingdom Hearts II?