Ask Big Ben!!!

[Mephisto]

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hay big ben y r u not as kool as midg???? huh guy? huh?

once I saw midg dunk on a 400 foot hoop y kant u do that?????

[neighbortaru]

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/stare Kagerou

fun is fun, but let's refrain from resorting to that kind of humor

[Kagerou]

Re: Ask Big Ben!!!

/stare Kagerou

fun is fun, but let's refrain from resorting to that kind of humor

What are you talking about?
We did it yesterday.
(k, I'm done now)

[Hori]

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How do you feel knowing you will be seeing this again in June?

[Siber]

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Ben, oh how I've missed you.

[Omni]

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Greatest post ever. Seriously, people at work were looking at me b/c I nearly fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

i second that. sheed so nasty~

[BENWALLACE]

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lol

Ok ben heres one.

what are the attack / defence / MP / magic values of all mobs in Valkrum. and what enfeebling elvel will give a 100% uarentee that paralyze will work on snippers?

caps are anoying please be lower case, ic an read you know!!!!!

HMM, UNFORTUNATELY BEN IS NOT SURE OF EVERY MONSTER STATS IN VALKURM BUT WHEN BEN HAS QUESTION ABOUT GAME?_? BEN LIKE MYSTERYTOUR AND SOMEPAGE FOR THOSE NEEDS

BEN ALSO NOT SURE ABOUT ENFEEBLE LEVEL BECAUSE MANY TIMES MONSTERS EVEN IF LVL 1 AND BEN IS LVL 999999 THEY CAN RESIST IT'S LIKE EQUIVALENT OF 5 FOOT 5 PLAYER DUNKING ON BIG BEN. SOMETIMES HAPPEN AND EVERYBODY IN ARENA IS CONFUSED ????HUH??? JUST MAKE SURE YOUR LEVEL IS CLOSE TO MONSTER AND YOUR ENFEEBLE LEVEL IS HIGH AND DUNK LEVEL IS HIGH AND NO PORBLEMS

and in your case i can make an exception with caps but BEN IS STRONGEST THERE IS ONLY IN CAPS

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Dear big ben how can I prove to other people that paladin tanks are better than ninja tanks?

HMM WELL BEN FEEL THAT THIS IS VERY FUNNY QUESTION BECOZ BEN IS ACTUALLY 75 NINJA HIMSELF HEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHE

BEN'S ADVICE IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE IS FOR YOU TO BE THE BEST PALD YOU CAN BE FOR EXAMPLE BUY BEST FOOD USE PERTTY GIRL GEAR LIKE VERMILLION CLOAK AND TRY TO GET ROBOT GUNDAM SUIT ARMOR SUCH AS KOENG BODYARMSLEGSHEADFEET

ONCE YOU HAVE COMPLETED ALL OF ABOVE THEN YOU WILL BE NUMBER ONE PLD IN MY BOOK AND YOU CAN HAVE TEAM SPOT ON WORLD CHAMPIONS DETROITPISTONSLS (BUT BEN WILL STILL BEAT YOU 1V1 )

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Dear Big B.

How to be awesome is my main question.

This thread wins, Btw.

HI BIG BALFREE

FOR STEPS IN ORDER TO BE AWESOME ALWAYS REMEMBER THREE STEPS

STEP 1 FIND SOFT COW
STEP 2 FIND TASTY ONION
STEP 3 SMASH FACE (THIS IS KEY STEP)

IF CONFUSING STILL THEN REFER TO PREVIOUS BEN POST WITH MORE DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/dar...tml#post359100

THESE ARE VERY EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO SO PLZ REMEMBER AND HAVE FUN!!

[capitalistnihilist]

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"ROBOT GUNDAM SUIT ARMOR"

Laugh
Out
Loud

So glad I'm alone at the office today.

[BENWALLACE]

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BIG BEN!
CAN YOU DELIVER ME SOME GOOD BUTT SECKS!?
(I mean it)

UNFORTUNATELY KAGEROU MY FRIEND BEN DOES NOT HAVE PREFERENCE OF MALE TYPE BUT BEN DO KNOW SOME FRIENDS WHO DO AND CAN GIVE YOU REFERENCE NUMBERS IF YOU WOULD LIKE

[lionx]

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Oh man, the legend is back! *tosses Ben a basketball*

[capitalistnihilist]

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What is better for a Ninja, Palla's or O-kotes?

[BENWALLACE]

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Big Ben. Do you fish?

HI YAMMY TARU JEI

YES BEN LOVE TO DO FISHING!! BEN FISH ANYWHERE IN WORLD, ALWAYS BRING POLE AND BAIT WHEN WAITING ON FRIENDS FOR VANADIEL ADVENTUERS

FISHING IS MOST FUN AND EXCELLENT SKILL, BEN RECOMMEND EVERYONE DO IT

HERE IS PICTURE OF CURRENT BEN FISHING SKILL :D :D




BEN FIND IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO LEVEL UNFORTUNATELY BUT HEY NO PROBLEM, NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF YEAR HAS ALL PATIENCE IN THE WORLD

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hay big ben y r u not as kool as midg???? huh guy? huh?

once I saw midg dunk on a 400 foot hoop y kant u do that?????

Sorry, I don't understand what you are saying.

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How do you feel knowing you will be seeing this again in June?

BIG BEN FIX YOUR PICTURE FOR YOU



HEHEHEHEH :O

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Ben, oh how I've missed you.

HI FRIEND, BEN MISSES ALL YOU GUYS TOO

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Oh man, the legend is back! *tosses Ben a basketball*

THANKS LIONX



BEN CATCH BALL FOR ALLEYOOPS OK?

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What is better for a Ninja, Palla's or O-kotes?

BEN PREFER OCHIKOTE BECAUSE FOR BOTH NORMAL ATTACKING AND WEAPONSKILLS THERE IS NO NEGATIVE EFFECT ON CRITICAL SMASHING HITS LIKE WITH PALLAS GLOVES (BEN FIND THAT MANY DEXTERITY POINTS INCREASES CRITICAL RATES TO VERY STRONG MAGNITUDES, THIS IS NINJA SECRET OF BLADE JIN!!)

[Omni]

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big ben, do you like filet o fish fridays at mcdonalds?

[BENWALLACE]

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big ben, do you like filet o fish fridays at mcdonalds?

HI OMNI

BEN ACTUALLY PREFERS MCGRIDDLES BECAUSE IT'S LIKE EGG SAUSAGE BACON CHEESE HAM PANCAKES ALL ROLLED INTO ONE FOR DELICIOUS SLAM DUNK BREAKFAST (THOUGH BEN ADVISE NOT TO EAT TOO MUCH OR YOU MAY GO INTO COMA)

BEN LIKES TO EAT LATE AT NIGHT AT 2 OR 3AM AT MCDONALDS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY DONT SERVE BREAKFAST AND THIS IS VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED SMASHING DRIVE-THRU MENU (TRUST ME DOES NOT WORK)

BEN NOW TRYING TO FIND BEST SOLUTION THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE GOING TO JAIL

[Omni]

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i think ben should try the $1 filet o fish fridays when he cant get his shot blocking hands on the mcgriddles.

do you play fantasy basketball? who would you pick if you couldnt pick any of your detriotpistons ls mates?