Ask Big Ben!!!

[BENWALLACE]

LONG TIME AGO, BIG BEN USED TO LOVE THESE FORUMS, BUT MODERATOR NO LIKE ME SO I STOP COMING ;_;

BUT NOW BIG BEN IS BACK AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE GOOD HEALTHY ADVICE TO FELLOW FFXIONLINE FRIENDS HI2U FRIENDS

SO ASK BIG BEN ANYTHING, WHERE TO LVL UP, WHERE TO FARM, HOW TO KILL VRTRA, HOW TO MEET CUTE GIRL IRL. BIG BEN WILL GIVE YOU POWERFUL DOMINATING ANSWER TO MEET ALL YOUR NEEDS!

[dirtyclown]

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Omg Ben! Any suggestions for gil making at level 45?

[Kafeen]

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HOW DO YOU POST MESSAGES NOT IN ALL CAPS?

[BENWALLACE]

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WELL SURE MY FRIEND

WHEN BEN WAS AROUND 45 LEVELS OF DARK KNIGHT (THAT IS BEN'S FIRST ADVANCE JOB) BEN USED TO ENJOY FARMING IN PASHHHOWWOWOW MARSHLANDS

BEN SPEND LONG TIME IN NORTHWEST CORNER SMASHING CREEPY CRAWLERS, DOMING WATER ELEMENTALS, AND DUNKING ON LEECHES FOR MANY INTERESTING ITAMS

AND SOMETIMES WHEN BEN IS TOO STRONG AND NOTHING ELSE TO KILL ?_? WHERE EVERYTHING GO???? BEN MOVE A LITTLE SOUTH TO FIGHT HONEYBEES MMMM I LIKE HONEY TASTE LIKE PANCAKES

YOU TRY THIS AND REMEMBER #1 RULE: SMASH ALL FACE, AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH MANY GILS OK?

Double Post Edited:

HOW DO YOU POST MESSAGES NOT IN ALL CAPS?

BEN CAPITALS LETTERS POWER IS TOO HUMUNGOUS FOR EVEN FFXIONLINE.COM (LET'S DREAM OF VANADIEL) SITE

[Taskmage]

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OMGZ Ben you're the greatest!! Can you solo Vrtra like Midg did??

[BENWALLACE]

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OMGZ Ben you're the greatest!! Can you solo Vrtra like Midg did??

ONE TIME BEN TRY TO SOLO VRTRA CAUSE YOU KNOW HE IS NBA DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF YEAR SO BEN IS LIKE HEY GUY, NOPROBLEMO

SO BEN WALK IN AND ALL OF SUDDEN ?_????? WHY IS BEN IN MIDDLE? AND HOW COME THIS VEEZY IS ALL UP IN BEN'S GRILL?

SO BEN BEGIN TO FIGHT HIM BUT VREZRTRA IS LIKE HEY SKELETEON HOMIES, COME HELP SMASH THIS GUYS DOME BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT BEN WALLACE IS FROM WORLD CHAMPIONS DETROITPISTONSLS HEE HEEE HEEE

SO BIG BEN CALLS UPON CHAUNCY RASHEED TAYSHAUN RIP AND WE 5V5 BATTLE AND OF COURSE WORLD CHAMPSIONS DOMINATING EVIL DRAGON EMPIRE LIKE HEY GUY, WE DUNK IN YOUR FACE

SO MORAL OF STORY IS BRING YOUR A GAME DRAGONS LS, OR WORLD CHAMPS GON HAVE YOU FOR DINNER MMMM YAMMY DRAGON HI

[Caspian]

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Greatest post ever. Seriously, people at work were looking at me b/c I nearly fell out of my chair laughing so hard.

[Taskmage]

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Big Ben lately my red mage brothers and sisters have been getting hated for being invincible defensive players. How do we beat the hate and become champions like Big Ben?

[BENWALLACE]

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Big Ben lately my red mage brothers and sisters have been getting hated for being invincible defensive players. How do we beat the hate and become champions like Big Ben?

SOMETIMES MY FRIEND YOU JUST HAVE TO SHOW PEOPLE YOU ARE BEST

LEARN HOW TO JERSEY POP LIKE STEVE NASH



AND SHOW THOSE BLMS WHO IS KING OF MAGICAL POWERS

[Jarre]

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HOW DO YOU POST MESSAGES NOT IN ALL CAPS?

lol

Ok ben heres one.

what are the attack / defence / MP / magic values of all mobs in Valkrum. and what enfeebling elvel will give a 100% uarentee that paralyze will work on snippers?

caps are anoying please be lower case, ic an read you know!!!!!

[pErFeCt 34]

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Dear big ben how can I prove to other people that paladin tanks are better than ninja tanks?

[Balfree]

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Dear Big B.

How to be awesome is my main question.

This thread wins, Btw.

[Kagerou]

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BIG BEN!
CAN YOU DELIVER ME SOME GOOD BUTT SECKS!?
(I mean it)

[Jei]

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Big Ben. Do you fish?

[Smasholays]

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yay for ben \o/