Random rant of the day ...

[Aeni]

The girl at the counter squirted the Italian Dressing all over my rice instead of the salad that's sitting next to it in the styrofoam plate lunch container. omgwtf *slapslapslap*

[Omni]

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hey, atleast you never had some waiter realize that he gave you the wrong plate and instead of asking you to switch out the dishes, he just grabs a fork and stabs your piece of chicken while on your plate and takes it back into the kitchen. /comfort

[aphidangel87]

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Wow...that is horrible...how in the world can those places survive like that...you'd think that would cause people to not return!!! And the rice thing...you'd think she would have more sense than that!!! That is insane!!!!

[Aeni]

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I tried to eat... it. Cooked short grain rice and Italian Salad dressing? {No, thanks}

*pukes*

[aphidangel87]

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yes, thata is definately one of the worst things I have heard of...I mean, you would think that unless you said otherwise, the first place salad dressing would go...is on a salad!!! AARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! That just really boggles my brain!!!

[Mog]

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The girl at the counter squirted the Italian Dressing all over my rice instead of the salad that's sitting next to it in the styrofoam plate lunch container. omgwtf *slapslapslap*

Heres the practical solution:

Take the bottle of Italian dressing, and squirt it in her mouth, while yelling "Hey bitch! You like salad dressing squirted in your mouth? Let me add some baked rice!!!" and throw some rice in her face. If you don't get caught by the authorities by now, run fast as hell out of the said restaurant.

[kvant]

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Bah, they'd mix in the belly anyway. Just eat it.

[little ninja]

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i ordered a pizza an they made it wrong. i was kinda mad til i got 2 pizza's all i can say is this. please goof it up next time as well. now i have breafest, an lunch for tomorrow.. =)

[TheGrandMom]

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The most hilarious thing that ever happened to me was at my rehersal dinner. My husband's parents and family had just flew in and we had a very small private rehersal dinner. During the dinner, the waitress was always screwing stuff up like placing the wrong dinners in front of the wrong person, bringing the wrong drinks, etc. But the best part was when we ordered dessert. We all just had hot fudge sundaes. (This place was famous for his homeade custard and hot fudge..YUMMY!) Simple right? Well it was too much for THIS waitress! She totally forgot to put in the ice cream!!!!! WTF!? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Mog]

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The most hilarious thing that ever happened to me was at my rehersal dinner. My husband's parents and family had just flew in and we had a very small private rehersal dinner. During the dinner, the waitress was always screwing stuff up like placing the wrong dinners in front of the wrong person, bringing the wrong drinks, etc. But the best part was when we ordered dessert. We all just had hot fudge sundaes. (This place was famous for his homeade custard and hot fudge..YUMMY!) Simple right? Well it was too much for THIS waitress! She totally forgot to put in the ice cream!!!!! WTF!? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

wahahahahaha. and this is the future of america.

[rei2150]

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Man that sounds amusing....I have had lots of issues with my orders at places. I had this one girl at TGIF keep brining me Ice Tea when I had ordered sprite. Every refill ske kept forgetting and brought ..... Ice Tea. You would think you would learn after the 2nd glass. Oh well.

[Omni]

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wtf? so you just had a big glob of chocolate ? wow.... that one rules.

[Kagerou]

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Its ok Aeni, a good elvaan lovin will sort things out 8)

[Jarre]

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We went to the christmas dinner at work last year at a small restaurant in lincoln. We were the only ones there (12 of us) and there was one table for 12 of which we were squeezed onto and another 6 or 7 tables dotted about. They wouldn't let us spread out (and some of us are larger than others) The waitress was an old women who, no joke was a spitting image ( and attitude) of Frau Farbissina (from austin powers) the food was plain and awful and they just wanted to get us out as quickly as possible. I got the last laugh in the end, they went out of business 6 months ago and now I am currently converting it into a nightclub fo one of my clients