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    Woman Swallows Cell Phone......

    Heres something To lighten the holiday spirit ^^. This made me laugh hahaha.

    Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument

    Saturday, December 24, 2005
    BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - A lovers' dispute over a cell phone ended suddenly when the woman swallowed the phone whole, police said.

    Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. Friday from a Blue Springs man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.

    "He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it."

    Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she couldn't give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.


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    Owch... now that would hurt like hell. O.o
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      Re: Woman Swallows Cell Phone......

      People are crazy.
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        You gotta love idiots.
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          If my girlfriend could swallow a cell phone, I can tell you, I wouldn't be fighting over the phone. >.>
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            ;o.
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              Wow....I mean I have a pretty darn small cell phone and yet its still not the swallowable size! Personally opening the door and flinging it as far as you can to keep him from getting it sounds like a LOT better idea! And if she would have suceeded in swallowing it, I don't think her troubles would have been over......it still had to come out eventually...... Kind of makes me remember that Jurassic Park sequel....
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                Be warned. I am about to change the subject.

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                  Originally posted by Rodin
                  If my girlfriend could swallow a cell phone, I can tell you, I wouldn't be fighting over the phone. >.>
                  I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this thought! lol
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                    Originally posted by tdh
                    I'm glad I wasn't the only one with this thought! lol
                    Collectively you should be ashamed.
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                      Watch as 2weeks later, we are gonna have an article on ppl swallowing i-pod nanos.

                      I forgot to add but this is humiliation at its finest
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                        One has to wonder what in the heck she was thinking? Desperation makes people do dumb things but DAMN that is dumb.
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                          Originally posted by Impaction
                          Collectively you should be ashamed.
                          Well add my husband to the list. >.< I told him about it and the first thing he said was, "Damn thats a lucky guy..." Of course he got a biff upside the head for such a comment....
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                          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                          Originally posted by Taskmage
                          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
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                            Originally posted by TheGrandMom
                            Well add my husband to the list. >.< I told him about it and the first thing he said was, "Damn thats a lucky guy..." Of course he got a biff upside the head for such a comment....
                            LOL, you must be so proud.
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