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  • #16
    Re: This can't be good: Mortal Kombat to get movie reboot

    I read that Angelina turned down the opportunity to play Lara again. Can Kardashifuck act or do anything besides spend money and whine like a spoiled brat?
    "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy

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    • #17
      Re: This can't be good: Mortal Kombat to get movie reboot

      Originally posted by Solymir View Post
      Can Kardashifuck act or do anything besides spend money and whine like a spoiled brat?
      Let's see.....wear big heavy earrings so that by the time she's 40 her earlobes will be touching her shoulders, put her makeup on with a trowel, make sure she gets enough UV rays so that her skin will look like an old leather couch when she's older, etc. etc.


      Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
      I heard Megan Fox was unemployed...
      /em biffs Durah upside the head...........WITH A 2x4!!
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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