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    Isaac Hayes dead at 65

    Yes, people, the pioneering funk singer who's "Theme from Shaft" defined an era of blaxploitation films is dead.

    Full Article from AP
    The voice of Chef on South Park will be missed. As a tribute to Mr. Hayes, I'd like to present some of his better lyrics:


    Southpark - Chocolate salty balls Lyrics
    Album: Chef's Aid


    2 tablespoons of cinnammon,

    And 2 or 3 egg whites

    a half a stick of butter

    melt it

    Stick it all in a bowl,baby
    stir it with a wooden spoon
    mix in a cup of flour,
    you'll be in heaven soon

    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    they're big and salty and brown!!
    If you ever need em' quick,
    pick me up
    just stick my balls in your mouth

    OOOHH!!

    Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
    stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
    Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
    they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
    So suck on my balls!!

    Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
    and a half a cup of brandy
    And throw in a bag or two of sugar
    and just a pinch of vanilla
    Grease up the cookie sheet,
    'cause I hate when my balls stick,
    then preheat the oven to three-fity,
    and give that spoon a lick!!!!

    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    they're big and salty and brown!!
    if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
    Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!

    Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
    suck on my chocolate salty balls
    they're packed full of goodness,
    high in fiber!!
    suck on my balls

    sniff sniff sniff

    Hey, wait a minute,
    what's that smell?
    smell like somethin burnin

    Well that dont bother me none
    as long as i get my rent paid on friday

    Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
    cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

    oh man baby,
    baby,
    you just burnt my balls!!!!

    HELP ME!!
    MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
    HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
    GET ME SOME WATER!!
    POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
    MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
    OH MY GOODNESS!!
    BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
    DO SOMETHIN!!

    Oooh

    suck on my chocolate salty balls
    put em' in your mouth and suck em

    THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

    Suck on my chocolate salty balls

    BLOW EM OUT BABY!!

    OH!
    SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
    SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

    SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

    COME ON BABY!!

    WHOO!! WHOO!!

    Suck on my balls!!!!!

    (clapping)

    thank you, thank you
    here's a talented group of youngsters that call themselves RANCID!!


    Gotta love anyone who can be talked into writing/singing stuff like that.

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    Tags: 65, dead, hayes, isaac
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    Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

    Originally posted by Kitalrez View Post
    "Theme from Shaft"
    I heard he was one mother . . .



    Also, reporting post for some inappropriate lyrics. Mainly because South Park sucks. But also because they actually are inappropriate.
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      Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

      So wait, I can come into the pet peeve thread and cuss up a storm but sucking on balls is inappropriate?

      Without derailing the thread, I am sad to hear that he's also died. This has been a rough weekend.
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        Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

        Bernie mac and now Chef? God damn.
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          Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

          Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
          So wait, I can come into the pet peeve thread and cuss up a storm but sucking on balls is inappropriate?
          Perhaps what is inappropriate is not what comes out of a mouth but what goes into it.

          You shut your mouth
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            Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

            We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
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              Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
              My thoughts exactly...
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                Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                Originally posted by Feba View Post
                We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.
                The super adventure club? I thought they went hiking and travel the world!

                Wait... I'm thinking of the adventure club. >< The super adventure club molests children.
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                  Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                  Sad to see the loss of yet another great.
                  The Duke of New York will be missed.
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                    Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                    Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                    Also, reporting post for some inappropriate lyrics. Mainly because South Park sucks. But also because they actually are inappropriate.
                    The lyrics aren't inappropriate. The song is about chocolate candy balls. Get your mind out of the gutter!

                    Horrible news though. Although I only knew him from his voice acting for chef, he will be missed.
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                      Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                      Originally posted by Gyotsha View Post
                      The lyrics aren't inappropriate. The song is about chocolate candy balls. Get your mind out of the gutter!
                      It's a secret, Shwetty family recipe.
                      I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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                        Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                        Sorry YM, the lyrics are about candy and not what they seem to be. While it walks a fine line, I can't see it infraction worthy. Top it off with being a television show that many people under 18 watch.

                        As far as Mr. Hayes, I have special memories because of his talent so he won't be forgotten. It is a shame he's gone.
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                          Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                          Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                          Also, reporting post for some inappropriate lyrics...
                          Seriously? Seriously? You can't be serious...

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                          Though I lost all respect for Isaac Hayes after his fiasco with South Park, respect to the dead is due. He will be remember as who he was, not what he got brainwashed into becoming.

                          ...

                          Seriously, YM?




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                            Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                            YM needs to grow a pair? Granted it's a rather vague/insinuating song but who here honestly cares?
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                              Re: Isaac Hayes dead at 65

                              Kind of surprised I got reported for this, too. I mean, I've got that standing argument with 'kitten where I mock him every chance I get, cuss up a storm in several threads when people go off on positions I disagree with, and generally make an ass of myself here when I feel it's appropriate. So, I get reported for posting song lyrics... it's like busting Capone for tax evasion. Woo?


                              I mean, good grief, I'm a Shrine Officer, I know dirty jokes that could make Grandmom's toes curl. I also help mod a manga board... you haven't lived 'til you've edited a Russian's post about inserting a lightbulb somewhere while reading a futanari manga. "Technically, it's not violating our rules, it's just that something about the in-progress pictures he submitted that makes me question whether it belongs here..."

                              But, I suppose if lyrics can get me banned, I may as well start pushing that envelope some. Can't have a decent neighbor til you've established where the fence goes... Here's the most annoying song lyrics I know:


                              WAR
                              Why can't we be friends?


                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              I seen ya around for a long long time
                              I really remember you when you drank my wine

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              I'd seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
                              I called ya but you could not look around

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              I pay my money to the welfare line
                              I see ya standing in it every time

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              The color of your skin don't matter to me
                              As long as we can live in harmony

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              I'd kinda' like to be the president
                              So I could show you how your money's spent

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              Sometimes I don't speak right
                              But yet I know what I'm talking about

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              I know you're working for the CIA
                              They wouldn't have you in the mafia

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends

                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              Why can't we be friends
                              [fade]
                              There ya go, YM. DO YOUR WORST.


                              Back on topic, I'll miss Chef. Even if he did go nuts and have to be written out of the series, he was a great character. Hayes was a really underrated singer/songwriter, too. If he'd written more serious subject matter, I think he'd probably be on the same level as Marvin Gaye or some of the other noted singers of his era. He was a good guy.
                              Last edited by Kitalrez; 08-10-2008, 09:15 PM. Reason: cut off part of the post

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