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  • #31
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    Hey its a tough day at work.....

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    • #32
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      Omg Jarre.....

      That pic was awful...I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw it....

      /em goes to look for some Alka Seltzer..
      Originally posted by Feba
      But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
      Originally posted by DakAttack
      ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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      • #33
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        The sad fact is people are that disgusting, the pub project i posted on the none derailable thread was that bad in teh tennants lflat, he had lots of animals who crapped everywhere, he'd been in 5 years and not cleaned up, mould was growing on walls all over the sink and the bathroom, well wont want anyone to loose their dinner over. Put it this way, when we surveyed it, we had to wear our white overals, wellingtons and a mask. the guyn was about 30 stone, smoked and drank heavily and sometimes didn't even bother to go to teh topilet in his bathroom.

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        • #34
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          Cause I'm British!!
          God Save the Queen.

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          • #35
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            Originally posted by Feba View Post
            God Save the Queen.
            Makes me think of those Pennsylvania Renaissance Fair commercials and the times i went there on field trips.... boy those were the days.
            Adventures of Akashimo Hakubi & Nekoai Nanashi


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            • #36
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              Originally posted by Feba View Post
              God Save the Queen.
              I'm not British, but I 'd.
              Originally posted by Armando
              No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
              Originally posted by Armando
              Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

              REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

              GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

              THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
              Originally posted by Taskmage
              However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
              Matthew 16:15

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              • #37
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                Originally posted by Jarre View Post
                The sad fact is people are that disgusting, the pub project i posted on the none derailable thread was that bad in teh tennants lflat, he had lots of animals who crapped everywhere, he'd been in 5 years and not cleaned up, mould was growing on walls all over the sink and the bathroom, well wont want anyone to loose their dinner over. Put it this way, when we surveyed it, we had to wear our white overals, wellingtons and a mask. the guyn was about 30 stone, smoked and drank heavily and sometimes didn't even bother to go to teh topilet in his bathroom.
                Jarre that doesn't sound like a job I'd want to do! My hat's off to you for being able to do it! I freak at cobwebs....just can't imagine seeing that.
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                • #38
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                  You'd hate having to survey cellers and old buildings then TGM. I always carry a few esential items.

                  Bottle of water, good powerfull torch, a stick with a brush on the end (for knocking back cobwebs, they don't taste very nice) and a multi head screwdriver.

                  We still do our surveys the old fashioned way with a steel tape and clipboard.

                  The mess is unfortunately all part of the job, though thankfully its a rare part of it. It was typical that I got this one with one of my collegues (though hes old school and a great laugh so it wasn't too bad) The boss on the otherhand got the best survey.. a strip club needing to extend its bar area, they were trialing some new girls, though the boss didn't bing any evidence of photos so we are a bit sceptical about that

                  The fact is we will survey any building anywhere in the country fro the right price and do any design work for it. Normally on standard jobs the worst bit is lifting up a serwer cover to check its depth 9for connecting new waste pipes to it) you peer down and a trickle of water starts then a jobbee flys past.

                  After that originally mentioned survey I did shower a few times, the smell got stuck in your nostrals. Now I know how the councils muck buster team feels (there the ones who clean up flats in that kind of state and after people ahve died and been there a while)
                  Last edited by Jarre; 12-12-2007, 12:51 AM.

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                  • #39
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                    Originally posted by Jarre View Post
                    Now I know how the councils muck buster team feels (there the ones who clean up flats in that kind of state and after people ahve died and been there a while)
                    (off topic) It certainly does make you appreciate what you do more when you think about some of the other jobs people need to do everyday. I watch a show off and on called Dirty Jobs and I've seen some stuff that nearly made me puke on there.

                    (on topic....sorta ) I imagine the people who clean out the flats have seen more than a few keyboards as dirty or dirtier than that pic you posted! lol Oh and another on topic point....the caps lock button placement on the Merc Stealth sucks!
                    Originally posted by Feba
                    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                    Originally posted by Taskmage
                    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                    Originally posted by DakAttack
                    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                    • #40
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                      TGM: gogo turning your Caps Lock key into a dummy button. all the cool kids are doing it.

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                      • #41
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                        Ya, I'm gonna take care of it, just lazy right now ....it just irritates me where they placed it. I put my keyboard on my lap when I play so I can recline and be lazy. So I take it in and out of the keyboard drawer on my desk and I bump the damn button every single time. >< I also hit it during play since its at the edge of the keyboard.
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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