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    "Long time no see, everybody!
    This is Mumor here, back again for another fun-filled edition of the Sunbreeze Festival!

    "Thanks to the tireless support of all our loving fans—that's you, of course—the Mighty Maidens have gone from strength to strength. Uka is always fussing and fretting over how powerful and scary Ullegore is, but with our two powers combined, we've absolutely nothing to fear! Nuh-uh!

    "That evil demon king can scheme till he turns to fossil, but Uka and I are always ready for whatever vileness he cares to throw at us. After all, with your hearty cheering to power our Dancing Force, there's no night that we can't change into a sunshiny day! Here we go: Shining Summer Samba!!!"

    Find out what's in store for everyone's favorite frolicking fraulein at this year's Sunbreeze Festival!

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------




    A long time ago, on the farthest edges of living memory, a lone meteorite came hurtling down from the sky, finally coming to rest in a lightless corner of Vana'diel. From the molten core of this extraterrestrial rock emerged the demon king Ullegore, whose sole desire was the complete and utter eradication of joy and jubilance from the world. To perpetrate his devilry, Ullegore traversed the land in search of festivals, sowing the seeds of ennui wherever his foul shadow fell. One after the next, smiles were reduced to frowns, and hearty laughter silenced behind pursed lips.

    Just when it seemed that all hope was lost, there arose an unlikely young heroine who would pluck Vana'diel back from the precipice of eternal tedium: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor! Seemingly an ordinary stage starlet, Mumor is in truth a magically imbued fighter possessed of the ability to convert the spirited cheering of her fans into a formidable force with which to vanquish evil. Aided by her girl-next-door good looks and winsome ways, Mumor danced and sang her way into the hearts of folk the Middle Lands over, restoring smiles to the faces of children and grownups alike.

    The previous edition of the Sunbreeze Festival saw Mumor clash with one of Ullegore's Four Archfiends, the Mithra Uka. With her passionate steps and boundless charm, Mumor awakened Uka to the joy of dance, convincing her erstwhile adversary to forsake her evil master. That moment marked the birth of the dance duo “Mighty Maidens Mumor and Uka,” its inception ushering in a convivial age free from the taint of Ullegore and his dastardly ambition...or so it was thought.

    Another Sunbreeze Festival has come, and with it an ill wind blows. No sooner had Mumor and Uka arrived to perform at their first ever Sunbreeze stage together than a newly formed dance trio known as “Cream Puff” barged in to steal the limelight and the hearts of fans.

    Have our two heroines finally met their match? Will they succeed in putting these sultry upstarts in their place, or be dealt a premature relegation to the discount shelf? The fate of the Mighty Maidens hangs in the balance, and only your feverish cheering can tip the scales in their favor!




    Currently touring the land as a top-selling stage performer, Mumor is the only daughter of Professor Sarmoega, undisputed genius inventor and head of the Research Institute for Paranormal Phenomenon (RIPP). Her true identity, however, is that of a superpower-imbued fighter who has received special training specifically in preparation for her destined battle against the evil demon king, Ullegore. With her father's miraculous invention, the aptly named “Miracle Wand” in hand, Mumor transforms from an affable if somewhat ungraceful young lady into the irresistibly adorable superheroine, Fantastic Fraulein Mumor. Her claim to fame is the ability to convert the boisterous support of loving fans into a formidable force which, when fully charged, can be used to unleash an ultimate attack against the enemy for massive damage.



    Formerly of Ullegore’s Four Archfiends, Uka’s troubled childhood rendered her vulnerable to the demon king’s wiles; his honeyed words of praise for her talent in mimicry enough to win her over to his malign cause. She was sent in her master’s guise to gauge Mumor’s strength, and through that first encounter mastered dance. Her second meeting with Mumor, however, came to an unforeseen conclusion. Realizing her love for dance in defeat, Uka renounced her loyalty to Ullegore, choosing instead to accept Mumor’s invitation to form the Mighty Maidens. With the power of their Dancing Force combined, no night exists that cannot be turned into a sunshiny day!

    Event Schedule

    Tuesday, August 3, 2010 at 1:00 a.m. (PDT) until Tuesday, August 17 at 1:00 a.m. (PDT).

    Sunbreeze Festival Venues

    Fireworks displays, Sunbreeze dances, and other festivities will commence each day at nightfall in the following locations:
    West Ronfaure / East Ronfaure
    Southern San d'Oria / Northern San d'Oria / Port San d'Oria
    North Gustaberg / South Gustaberg
    Bastok Mines / Bastok Markets / Port Bastok
    East Sarutabaruta / West Sarutabaruta
    Windurst Waters / Windurst Walls / Windurst Woods / Port Windurst
    Eastern Altepa Desert / Western Altepa Desert
    Rabao

    Superheroine Stage Show

    Only with your spirited show of support can Mighty Maidens Mumor and Uka hope to prevail in their battle against evil! Find out more about how you can lend a hand to our irresistibly adorable heroines by speaking to a moogle posted near the show's venues at the following locations:
    Northern San d'Oria (D-8) / Bastok Markets (G-8) / Windurst Waters (F-5)

    Fun and Frolic

    Not content to merely soak up the ambiance? Fear not, for the locations below will feature delightful games with a chance to win exclusive Sunbreeze Festival prizes!
    Southern San d'Oria (H-9) / Port Bastok (K-8) / Windurst Woods (K-12)

    *Fancy yourself a mini-game master? We have a special treat for you! Earn yourself a Carillon Vermeil, Aeolsglocke, or Leafbell during the festival, then participate in a mini-game with it in your gobbiebag, and you'll qualify for an advanced mode offering increased challenge and reward!

    Piscine Pursuits

    It just wouldn't be a Sunbreeze Festival without everyone's favorite event—the thoroughly gratifying goldfish scoop! Players may test their skills of aquan acquisition at the following locations:
    West Ronfaure (G-11) / South Gustaberg (E-8) / East Sarutabaruta (H-8) / Rabao (F-7)

    Moogle Teleportation Service

    Adventurers in possession of a Carillon Vermeil, Aeolsglocke, or Leafbell—festival-exclusive items acquirable as prizes from the Superheroine Stage Show—will gain the privilege of teleporting around the three nations at will. Simply seek out and speak with one of the moogles posted at the following locations to be whisked away to further your festive endeavors against a new backdrop!
    Southern San d'Oria (I-8) / Port Bastok (L-7) / Windurst Waters (K-10)

    Item Vendors

    Did you miss last year's Sunbreeze festival? Are you dying to get your hands on a stylish yukata to complete your collection? Just pay a visit to one of the vendors in the areas below!
    Northern San d'Oria (D-8) / Bastok Mines (H-8) / Windurst Waters (G-10)
    This is a rare opportunity to acquire items you may have missed in past events—don't pass it up!

    Time to break out the mashed potatoes again.
    Last edited by TheGrandMom; 07-27-2010, 11:45 AM. Reason: put banner in
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  • #2
    Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

    Get ready, that infectious song is about to return, muah hahahahahahahahaha

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ-E_mZca9M"]YouTube- FFXI Music Sunbreeze Shuffle[/nomedia]

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    • #3
      Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

      Ok, Fraulein was one thing, given the NA localization team's alliteration fetish, but was calling the event "Fantastic" in both English and German really necessary?
      Originally posted by Armando
      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
      Originally posted by Armando
      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

      REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

      GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

      THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
      Originally posted by Taskmage
      However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
      Matthew 16:15

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      • #4
        Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

        It's just that fantastic.
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        • #5
          Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

          ...
          Last edited by Elwynn; 07-28-2010, 08:59 AM.
          Elwynn @ Fairy Elwynbelwyn @ Sylph | PS2 PC
          99 Everything, mostly play PUP, WHM, and sometimes BST
          F13.1 W60.0 S54.1 G63.2 Cl70.0+1 L70.0 B54.0 A69.4 Co59.6

          >2012
          >not having all jobs at 99


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          • #6
            Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

            Originally posted by Elwynn View Post
            Nyzul, doing a floors run, and I'm already off balance because I forgot to change my subjob going in. (RDM is one of the things that /NIN doesn't really work for in Nyzul.)

            First floor, all enemies, first fight, pick-up DRK goes KO. I cast raise (which means he didn't have any RR). At this point, a Nyzul vet would head for the rune in the next room over and wait there. But that's not good enough for this DoRK.

            A few minutes later, he KOs again. I say why TF u next to the mob? (when you should be next to the rune, dumbass) Cast raise.

            A few minutes later, he KOs again. I say "dammit (name)". He immediately HPs and drops.

            We tried to continue low man, but got a family floor full of crap after that. Oh boy, 2 floors on my runic disc. Even with that, nobody else KOed during the entire run.

            Goddamn e-peen DRKs.
            O hai thar.

            ---------- Post added at 09:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:14 PM ----------

            Add, but epic thread tags are epic.

            That is all.
            Originally posted by Armando
            No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
            Originally posted by Armando
            Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

            REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

            GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

            THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
            Matthew 16:15

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            • #7
              Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

              Crap, did I do that?

              No reason to quote everything though.
              Elwynn @ Fairy Elwynbelwyn @ Sylph | PS2 PC
              99 Everything, mostly play PUP, WHM, and sometimes BST
              F13.1 W60.0 S54.1 G63.2 Cl70.0+1 L70.0 B54.0 A69.4 Co59.6

              >2012
              >not having all jobs at 99


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              • #8
                Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

                lololololol I do that on a regular basis...but then again I'm probably twice your age!
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                • #9
                  Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

                  Does anyone in the NA or EU community actually care about the street shows? It seems like it's very specific to a culture other than my own. If I wanted to hear bad dialogue like that I'd just watch an anime rather than logging in to FFXI.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

                    You underestimate the amount of weeaboos who play FFXI.

                    There's also the fact that, just maybe, it's a fun even for people new to the game or tired of the grind?

                    Honestly, I wouldn't know myself since I haven't been assed to do an event in years, but I remember when I first started, and they had the big Easter hoopla and especially the Halloween event. It was a fun time to be playing for newbies to the game.
                    "I have a forebrain, my ability to abstract thoughts allow for all kinds of things" - Red Mage 8-Bit theater

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                    • #11
                      Re: Ein Fantastisches Sunbreeze Festival Exclusive: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 3! (07/2

                      The street performers were crap last summer when I joined and they're still crap this year. The rest of the mini-games, the fireworks, the music, I enjoyed all that. The street show...utter rubbish.
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