New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

[ShadowHolyFlyingDragon]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

I think that was the first time in my young life back then that I was ever introduced to what a real "rant" was.

Who would have thought that Gene Wilder would be the father of forum rants.......

[Yygdrasil]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

Favorite.

Also this one:
Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?!

"So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it."

[ShadowHolyFlyingDragon]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Gene Wilder was a genius in that role.

It's a shame Johnny Depp came 20 years later and took a giant crap on the character and smiled while doing it.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Gene Wilder was a genius in that role.

It's a shame Johnny Depp came 20 years later and took a giant crap on the character and smiled while doing it.

giant *STEAMING* crap... steaming...

[Durahansolo]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

"Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! ... I said, GOOD DAY!!" ~ Sir Wonka

Wonka epic wins all arguements lol.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Yygdrasil hits Gene Wilder for 0 damage
Gene Wilder prepares BAN HAMMER
Yygdrasil starts casting Stoneskin
Gene Wilder uses BAN HAMMER
Yygdrasil's casting is interupted
Yygdrasil takes 9999 damage
Yygdrasil falls to the ground
Yygdrasil's level falls to 74

You have fallen in battle, would you like to try again?

[Neverslip]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Yygdrasil's level falls to 74

Amended:
Yygdrasil's level falls to 1

Little known fact:

Gene Wilder vs Chuck Norris is like dividing by zero.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Gene Wilder vs Chuck Norris is like dividing by zero.

I think.... wait... hold on... lemme just.... uhmmm.... gimme a... let's see.................... yep... my brain just died.

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Added Tag: Gene Wilder

[Durahansolo]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Amended:
Yygdrasil's level falls to 1

Thanks, but why would the "Banhammer" delevel you at all? YOU ARE BANNED!!! "YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"

[Yygdrasil]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Han Solo has a point. Perhaps the ability BANHAMMER would delevel you to 1 and then kick you offline. Merrited BANHAMMER would also rape your parents.

[Romyro]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Hi guys, i took a quick skim on this site today and also looked around other sites last night (because i cant access them at work). I keep hearing this rumor that March 9th (tomorrow) is the merge date. Havent seen anything offical though.

True/False??

[Mhurron]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Hi guys, i took a quick skim on this site today and also looked around other sites last night (because i cant access them at work). I keep hearing this rumor that March 9th (tomorrow) is the merge date. Havent seen anything offical though.

True/False??

At this time, False.

- Schedule
World Merge will be performed during the upcoming version update. Once the version update is complete, characters from the "Source Worlds" will be migrated automatically to the "Destination Worlds".

The March 9th date comes from this:

- Suspension of the Character Reactivation Service
The Character Reactivation Service will be suspended from Mar. 9, 2010 7:00 PST until the World Merge is complete.

They haven't issued a date for the next version update beyond 'Mid March.' So possibly next week with the date being announced later this week. It won't happen tomorrow unless they make a last minute announcement today that the update is showing up tomorrow.

[Neverslip]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

Thanks, but why would the "Banhammer" delevel you at all? YOU ARE BANNED!!! "YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"

Yeah.. you actually see your character lose all the levels gained (like the anti-SMN burn) right before it force-/rests you and your character goes bye-bye forever with the power that is "Wilder"... also... about 15-20 Tarutaru come out and sing you a (very short) song about it.

I keep hearing this rumor that March 9th (tomorrow) is the merge date. Havent seen anything offical though

IDK... I took all my crap off the AH and out of delivery/mail boxes this morning... just in case. I won't be caught unawares....

[Romyro]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

The March 9th date comes from this:

- Suspension of the Character Reactivation Service
The Character Reactivation Service will be suspended from Mar. 9, 2010 7:00 PST until the World Merge is complete.

Was there much after this? I could have swarn i saw something regarding Delievery box and AH items being deleted if they are not emptied.

For the life of me i cant find where i read it though

[Durahansolo]

Re: New Version Update Announced! (02/23/2010)

also... about 15-20 Tarutaru come out and sing you a (very short) song about it.

Taru Waru style. (Oompa Loompa)