Sunbreeze Festival Special Event: Fantastic Fraulein Mumor 2 Superheroine Stage Show

[Armando]

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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xQ-ns5whw"]YouTube - The People's Mario[/ame]

It doesn't get much manlier than that, sorry.

[Aksannyi]

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I fucking love this forum sometimes.

A damn thread about a dancing maiden who needs YOUR HELP in FFXI turns into a debate over who is more gay, Mario or Link.

[Feba]

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That's about as manly as Bruce Willis.



By which I mean sure, on the surface.

[TheGrandMom]

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I fucking love this forum sometimes.

A damn thread about a dancing maiden who needs YOUR HELP in FFXI turns into a debate over who is more gay, Mario or Link.

Well, after watching Armando's video, I want me some MARIO!! RAWWWWR!! I can let that cheesy mustache slide by!

[Yellow Mage]

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Why is this an argument about Mario and Link? This is clearly a matter of a Sailor Moon wannabe versus a Ran Yakumo wannabe.

I say "matter" because it is obviously no contest. Stars win over hearts in multiple venues, apparently.

ADD: Just watch the first videos you get when typing either name in to the search bar on YouTube.

Protagonist:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGGGbPDssQ4"]YouTube - Every Sailor Moon Transformation[/ame]

Rival:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f-IwBZKgKs"]YouTube - Perfect Cherry Blossom Extra Stage - Ran Yakumo[/ame]

[Armando]

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Because Ran Yakumo doesn't shoot stars. And it gives me an excuse to post videos. Also,

Well, after watching Armando's video, I want me some MARIO!! RAWWWWR!! I can let that cheesy mustache slide by!

I seriously laughed, lol.

[Vyuru]

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Well, after watching Armando's video, I want me some MARIO!! RAWWWWR!! I can let that cheesy mustache slide by!

o.0

Has Wolverine been replaced?

[Armando]

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o.0

Has Wolverine been replaced?

Can Wolverine repair faulty plumbing? I don't think so.

[Queen Uma]

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Wow Armando really has a thing for plumbers. Please... leave Ben's Grandpa alone.

[Armando]

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Wow Armando really has a thing for plumbers. Please... leave Ben's Grandpa alone.

I just look up to the right role models. Unlike Feba, who presumably wants to be blonde and effeminate.

Anyone that's played Super Mario 64 knows Mario is also a master of parkour/freerunning/whatever you want to call it. Wallkicks? Backflips? Triple Jumps? No problem, I'm fucking italian. Can Wolverine play Soccer, Tennis, Basketball or Baseball? Nope. But at least he can cut shit, I guess that counts for something, somewhere. And I guess regeneration is useful for masochism.

Yeah, I think Mario wins this one.

[Queen Uma]

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I'm sure you can find a better role model that a fat guy with a mushroom fetish or some nonce in green tights. Maybe you could consider [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zool"]Zool[/ame]. Alright he clearly has a drug and/or sugar problem but at least he's a ninja.... from the nth dimension.

[Armando]

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If I wanted to be a Ninja I'd pick one that doesn't come from the Nth dimension. Or has a name that ridiculous.

[Feba]

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Unlike Feba, who presumably wants to be blonde and effeminate.

Is anyone surprised by Feba being Hitler II?

[TheGrandMom]

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Can Wolverine repair faulty plumbing? I don't think so.

Ya...my plumbing is kind of old so I better stick with Mario!

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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/sigh

How many times do I have to 'splain this?

Mario has three women in his life.

One is Pauline, she gets kidnapped by apes a lot. This isn't entirely unnatural. She's not too far removed from Donkey Kong's species and he's just being mischevious and wants attention. Mario rescues Pauline and Donkey Kong goes back to hording bananas.

Then there's Princess Peach. Peach gets kidnapped so much its questionable these are really kidnappings. I think she and Bowser just have flings. But to make it more amusing, they leave a path of drugs and coins for Mario to follow. Eat a mushroom, he gets bigger. Eat a flower and you can throw fireballs. Eat a star and you're invincible. It just gets loopier and loopier after the shrooms, he's riding dinosaurs, wielding talking water tanks and turning into racoons or bees to fly.

And where are Bowser's kids coming from? He's got all those Koopalings and Baby Bowser, who even claimed Peach was his mother. Bowser lied and said Peach wasn't his mother, but then, why does he still kidnap her? He's not after the resources of the Mushroom Kingdom, he's clearly capable of constructing fleets of airships. And who would want to rule over a generally harmless populace of Toads anyway?

The kidnappings are to hide the hookups and the birthing of new koopas. Mario's just strung along and all it takes from the Princess is a kiss on the cheek or baking a cake to set things right with Mario.

Then there's Princess Daisy. She's only ever been in danger once. Abducted by aliens. She's a kook. Mario really only has eyes for Peach, so he tries to pawn Daisy off on Luigi. Really, if Tatanga was real, he would have come back by now. Real aliens come with stars to collect.

Unfortunately for Daisy, Luigi is gay. Really, even if Daisy is nuttier than a Snickers bar, she's a hottie. He shows no interest for her or Peach in the slightest. He had a game where he wielded a vaccuum cleaner. Mario got the water pump. You figure out the freudian implications there.

As for Link, he's not gay.

Tingle is gay, though. Oh, Nintendo might be trying to throw him at the ladies in one of his new games now, but deep down we all know Tingle is a pedo. Tingle loves boys that dress in green and he wants to be a fairy. This is why we keep Link and fairies away from him. We just give him the rupees for maps then run like hell.