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    Fablinix Experiences "Assault"!

    A (Still) Little Goblin’s Adventure : Treasures of Aht Urhgan Fablinix: Assault Me Baby, One More Time（04/07/2006）


    Hey everybody! Has it been a year already? No? Whatever. You all remember how I kicked some serious Mamool butt back during Besieged? Well, the Fab is back and ready for more! Yeah! I’ll slice up the first beast that comes my way!


    And while I’m waiting, I’ll check out some more of this fine bricksmanship! Wait! Here comes somebody now!


    After I besiege this beastman‘s brains out, I can sautée that scrumptious-looking sprout growing from his head. Mmmmmm…fiber...
    Mandraggy: “Hey! Fabmeister being terrible terrible companions. Why you no tell me that Little Goblin’s Adventure being back for limited times?”
    “Hey, wait a minute! You’re no scrumptious-looking sprout, you’re that...sprout!”
    Mandraggy: “No! Mandraggy being Mandraggy! Now go grabbing your daggers and let us be moving. The three of us getting Assault!”


    “No, Sprout. That is the incorrect use of a definite article. The correct grammar would be ‘get some salt.’ You see, salt is a mass noun, like ‘bread’ or ‘water.’ You wouldn’t say, ‘get a water’ now, would you?”
    Mandraggy: “No... I guessing not... But, why are we getting the salt?”
    “I don’t know, you brought it up.”
    Mandraggy: “No, Fab be bringing it up! No... Wait... I be bringing it up! No... The three of us be getting Assault! Look! Final member here!”


    Tonberry King: “Zee hero of your story haz arrived! All bow down before zee kink!”
    “Spiffy hat... Blunt knife... Beady eyes... No pants... Now I remember! You’re the frog that killed Thickshell!”
    Mandraggy: “Fab! Be watching your mouth! That frog being Tonberry King!”
    Tonberry King: “You have zee nerve to call me frog!? Have you looked in a mirror lately!?”


    “Of course I have. Got to keep cool for the ladies.”
    Tonberry King: “Hah! I hear zat your number-one lady left you for a smithy vith a nice dirk.”
    “Hey! Tell me something that smithy has that I don’t!”
    Tonberry King: “How about Moblina? Heh heh heh!”
    Mandraggy: “Would you twos be quieting down? Here. Now come reading this pamphlet on Assault.”

    What is it with these people and their pamphlets?

    continued...
    http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/topics/060407_1.html

    Double Post Edited:
    ok this HAS to be the best line from the article:
    Mandraggy: “We must be checking in with Immortals.”

    Immortal? Does that mean if I chop off his head, I get all his knowledge of the universe?
    Last edited by neighbortaru; 04-07-2006, 07:38 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

    Thanks Yyg!
    Tags: assault, experiences, fablinix
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    Re: Fablinix Experiences "Assault"!

    I wonder how much (Astral pot) do you need to smoke to be a SE article writer?
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      Re: Fablinix Experiences "Assault"!

      Lol! I seriously dubt that Highlander reference is a literal translation from the original JP.

      Hehe. Just read it. I'm so glad they brought him back. And, the old faaves too.
      Last edited by fastcart; 04-07-2006, 09:41 AM.

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        Re: Fablinix Experiences "Assault"!

        good read thanks for sharing
        It's Official Promathia Hates me....
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          Re: Fablinix Experiences "Assault"!

          I would love to know exactly how Assault works, but my brain cells started dying at a rapid rate as soon as I read the first line of text.

          Little Goblin's Adventures is painful.
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            Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

            Aha! This is so deliciously amusing
            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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              Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

              This is some pretty creative, funny writing...something I didn't expect from SE.

              And Mandraggy died too early, they need to flush his character out more.

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                Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

                OMG i think i almost wet my pants.
                that made me tears of joy
                Many people call me but i think they are just jealous that the voices are talking to me


                Hahahaha check this *BLEEP* out
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                  Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

                  Heh, you guys are easily amused, I have to say.
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                    Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

                    Bah, you have no sence of humour. Fab is fab.
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                      Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

                      I like how they gave us two updates recently but its just to build hupe about the expansion, yet im still excited about the new features. i hope besigded/assault is not lvl 50+ or i will have to get lvling.

                      Originally posted by Omniblast
                      I wonder how much (Astral pot) do you need to smoke to be a SE article writer?
                      lol

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                      O.O


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                        Tonberry King: “Hah! I hear zat your number-one lady left you for a smithy vith a nice dirk.”
                        “Hey! Tell me something that smithy has that I don’t!”
                        Hyuck!
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                          Re: Fablinix Experiences &quot;Assault&quot;!

                          Originally posted by neighbortaru
                          A (Still) Little Goblin’s Adventure : Treasures of Aht Urhgan Fablinix: Assault Me Baby, One More Time（04/07/2006）
                          Groan... it seems Fab likes it rough.
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