Things I'm waiting for:

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

fucksquat

+2 Points

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I just realized that I may have also coined a new name for a sexual position. Which was just "the one that hurts the hell out of my knees" before. Score.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I just realized that I may have also coined a new name for a sexual position. Which was just "the one that hurts the hell out of my knees" before. Score.

ROFL. I think i'm going to proposition my fiance' for a fucksquat tonight. I'll report back with her reaction.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

Hahaha, please do. I will be very entertained by this development.

11 more minute until I get to LEAVE! And then come back for two more days and do it again! Good lord...

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

Hahaha, please do. I will be very entertained by this development.

11 more minute until I get to LEAVE! And then come back for two more days and do it again! Good lord...

You broke our thread-jumping rythem. I was going to write the word "tag" next. Now I can't.

[Armando]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

Squatfucking = the act of having sex fucksquat style?

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

So we're clear:

fucksquat, n. :
1. absolutely nothing, a combination of the works "jacksquat" and "fuckall." Ex. I have done fucksquat all day and I'm still getting paid for it!
2. a sexual position during which the female squats over her partner, bouncing up and down on his member. This may cause strain on her knees, but it is guaranteed to satisfy. Ex. Baby, can we do the fucksquat tonight?

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This is my most favorite thread derail ever, for the record. Should go in the derail hall of fame. If such a thing exists. And if it doesn't, then it should be created.

[NightShayde]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I've referred to that same position as "froggy style" for years.

[DakAttack]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't think it can be considered an animal style unless it puts a lot of fatigue on the female's arms or legs.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't think it can be considered an animal style unless it puts a lot of fatigue on the female's arms or legs.

Or Head/Face.

Ex: Donkey Punch

Edit: I'm not condoning it. I'm just adding it to the list.

[NightShayde]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I don't think it can be considered an animal style unless it puts a lot of fatigue on the female's arms or legs.

If you're doing it right, it gives your thighs quite a workout.

Or so I've been told...

[Aeni]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I nominate best thread ever followed by best derail ever. Points for Yyg and Aks.

[awesomeOmnislashing]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I think my girlfriend/right-hand did that to me once, it was amazing.

[Yygdrasil]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

I nominate best thread ever followed by best derail ever. Points for Yyg and Aks.

THANKS!

I second this motion.

[Aksannyi]

Re: Things I'm waiting for:

If you're doing it right, it gives your thighs quite a workout.

Or so I've been told...

I don't usually get that far before my knees start bothering the crap out of me. I've found that if I'm facing the headboard, I can use that for leverage and it lessens the stress on my knees, but yeah. I've had bad knees for 20 years so bouncing in a squat position doesn't really do anything good for them.