Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FFXIV

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

    I don't even think an absolutely ADORABLE MEW MEW moogle can fix this.
    Originally posted by Feba
    But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
    Originally posted by Taskmage
    God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
    Originally posted by DakAttack
    ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

    Comment


    • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF



      That thing is adorable. I want one!
      Rahal Gerrant - Balmung - 188 DRK
      Reiko Takahashi
      - Balmung - 182 AST, 191 BLM, 182 SCH, 188 SMN
      Haters Gonna Hate



      Comment


      • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

        Sold out in SE's online store already. Check around at other online toy stores though you'll end up paying $10+ more.
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

        Comment


        • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

          I have a small army of video game plushies and figures across the top of my desk above my monitor. I think if I move the Prinny along I could cram in the moogle since it doesn't appear to be that big.
          Rahal Gerrant - Balmung - 188 DRK
          Reiko Takahashi
          - Balmung - 182 AST, 191 BLM, 182 SCH, 188 SMN
          Haters Gonna Hate



          Comment


          • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

            Well ihe's 7-8 inches wide wing to wing and 12 inches tall toes to ball tip.
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

            Comment


            • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

              Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
              Well ihe's 7-8 inches wide wing to wing and 12 inches tall toes to ball tip.
              You took a measuring tape to moogle balls?


              Icemage

              Comment


              • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                LOLOLOLOL IM! .....well...actually....
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

                Comment


                • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                  It's not the size, it's the springiness.
                  lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

                  Comment


                  • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                    Stole this from BG:
                    Big Ass Picture


                    Lulz
                    Last edited by TheGrandMom; 11-16-2010, 09:05 PM. Reason: tags
                    sigpic
                    ~Aksannyi~~Hades~~75WHM~75RDM~75BLM~75SMN~73WAR~67SCH~47BRD~
                    ~Mama Gamer~~Quitted July 2009/Bannt October 2009~~Excellence LS~
                    ~I has a blog~~http://aksannyi.livejournal.com/~
                    ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~




                    Comment


                    • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                      lol
                      lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

                      Comment


                      • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                        I like how a tag for this thread is "shut up jenova"
                        ~~~BLM SAM RNG NIN PLD~~~

                        Comment


                        • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                          That blog post on the biggest video games flops didn't even list APB. Instead, it listed a pre-order bonus for some game I can't think of as a game and called it a flop.

                          Total negligence.
                          sigpic

                          Comment


                          • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                            Originally posted by Etra View Post
                            That blog post on the biggest video games flops didn't even list APB. Instead, it listed a pre-order bonus for some game I can't think of as a game and called it a flop.

                            Total negligence.

                            I think someone actually has to want to play the game/think it's going to be good for it to be considered a flop when it fails.


                            500 hours in MS paint

                            Comment


                            • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                              Originally posted by Tickmeoff View Post
                              I think someone actually has to want to play the game/think it's going to be good for it to be considered a flop when it fails.
                              I know many people who were greatly interested in the game. Only come to find out it was garbage.

                              Personally, I feel bad for the male model they destroyed in the name of PR. He was quite good looking before APB got a hold of him.
                              sigpic

                              Comment


                              • Re: FFXIV gets a 4.0 from Gamespot and other reviews & hilarious discoveries about FF

                                Originally posted by guess who
                                What is left of the Final Fantasy XIV player-base is expressing alarm at the number of gold-farmers now swarming the servers, already depopulated enough as it is.

                                Players can’t help but notice that a lot of the “players” seen around actually appear to be mass-generated alts or bots, likely for the purpose of generated in-game currency and items which can then be sold at a substantial profit offline:


                                (There were several images like this. Not worth posting them all.)

                                Names appear to range from lazy keyboard bashing to nonsense, and of course some distinctly Chinese sounding names are present.

                                Either Square Enix is either not keen on the idea of wiping out hundreds or thousands of farmers due to the game’s already tiny population, or it simply could not care less about players facing the prospect of having all their kills stolen by Fgjj Fjff and company.

                                The game’s decline in player numbers appears to have stabilised at around 24,000 players for now:



                                All this raises the question of just who will be left to buy all this farmed gold…
                                .....
                                lagolakshmi on Guildwork :: Lago Aletheia on Lodestone

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X