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  • #16
    Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

    Originally posted by jenova_9 View Post
    I'm guessing the first day for everyone will be like a giant cookie



    surrounded by chocolate chip cookies.
    LMAO AT THIS! Cookie Monster was speechless. "C IS FOR ZOMGWTFNOWAICOOKIEHOLYCRAP!"
    {New Sig in the works}
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    "There will come a day when the world will realize that Superman can no longer create miracles. If my name was Superman, that day would be today." 4/29/2009 - Me

    Originally posted by Aksannyi
    "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
    Originally posted by Solymir
    What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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    • #17
      Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

      [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGJRJ4Z6JAo]YouTube - Cookie Porn![/ame]


      ^ wtf ... someone has way too much free time.
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      "BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE!!!"
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      • #18
        Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

        My first day in Eorzea will be spent stuck in traffic on a congested network. Just like a weekday morning to work!

        Then you put this music on and just close your eyes and take a deep breath as you sit there ... and wait.

        [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5b7Wdd_6mc&feature=related]YouTube - Fruits N Juice - Morning[/ame]
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        • #19
          Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

          Day 1: Rage at the interface.
          Day 2: Continue to rage at the interface.
          Day 3: Quit
          Day 4: Relax with a day of fishing in FFXI
          Server: Midgardsormr -> Quetzalcoatl -> Valefor
          Occupation: Reckless Red Mage
          Name: Drjones
          Blog: Mediocre Mage
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          • #20
            Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

            [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8IlxJ9l1EY]YouTube - 20100922[/ame]
            -add later-
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            • #21
              Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

              The Square Enix Account Management System is currently experiencing congestion, and you may have difficulty logging in.

              We are aware of the situation and are currently working to resolve it. If you experience difficulty, please wait a while and try again.

              We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
              Translation:

              Hahahahahahahahahah .... hahahahahahahaha .... hahahahahahahaah .... hahahahahaha ....

              Oh, sorry, you just so happen to get your CE in early and are having issues getting on? Hold on one moment please...

              Hahahahahahaah ..... hahahahahahaha .... hahahahahahah .... hahahahahahahahahaha

              (Support line goes dead)
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              • #22
                Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

                Really? I've been on there for about an hour or so now, browsing all over. Trying to get together some information about this payment system and crap. Sorry, I'm taking your spot!
                Originally posted by Feba
                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                Originally posted by Taskmage
                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                Originally posted by DakAttack
                ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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                • #23
                  Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

                  Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                  Really? I've been on there for about an hour or so now, browsing all over. Trying to get together some information about this payment system and crap. Sorry, I'm taking your spot!
                  It'll be another 2 days for me but I must imagine that is what a conversation would be like right now for everyone else.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

                    No actually the conversation is

                    Beep beep Roberson in danger... danger.. danger...danger. Beep beep

                    Remember you are talking to a computer here... they don't laugh, they beep when they take your credit card.
                    -add later-
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                    • #25
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                      Somehow, in the back of my mind, I feel that if any of us could speak with wrongfeifong in his native language, we can learn that he is actually a brilliant, poetic savant.
                      Originally posted by Armando
                      No one at Square Enix has heard of Occam's Razor.
                      Originally posted by Armando
                      Nintendo always seems to have a legion of haters at the wings ready to jump in and prop up straw men about hardware and gimmicks and casuals.
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      GOD IS MIFFED AT AMERICA

                      REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

                      GOD IS AMBIVALENT ABOUT FURRIES

                      THE END IS COMING ONE OF THESE DAYS WHEN GOD GETS AROUND TO IT
                      Originally posted by Taskmage
                      However much I am actually smart, I got that way by confronting how stupid I am.
                      Matthew 16:15
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                      • #26
                        Re: Your first day in Eorzea!

                        Originally posted by Yellow Mage View Post
                        Somehow, in the back of my mind, I feel that if any of us could speak with wrongfeifong in his native language, we can learn that he is actually a brilliant, poetic savant.
                        OMG...I almost pee'd my pants from laughing!
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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