ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

[jenova_9]

FINAL FANTASY XIV

"This is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) in which players navigate a large cast of characters that engage in missions and fight the forces of evil. Players explore environments (e.g., cities, plains, caves) and battle human and fantasy creatures. Players use swords, spears, axes, firearms, and magic spells (e.g., fire balls, energy beams) to defeat enemies in real-time combat. Cutscenes depict a man being stabbed from behind, and creatures emitting splashes of purple or yellow blood when struck. Some female characters are depicted from low camera angles, with lingering camera views of their buttocks (i.e., up-skirt shots). Dialogue contains suggestive references; for example, "The netmaster's probably up in his office polishing the mast just thinking about her," "stick yer manhood in the forge," and "You cheating little whore!" Several characters are referred to as drunk or drunken, while others sometimes talk about wine, rum, and grog. The word "sh*t" can be heard in the dialogue."

and here is the regular rating
Titles rated T (Teen) have content that may be suitable for ages 13 and older. Titles in this category may contain violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, simulated gambling, and/or infrequent use of strong language."

[Feba]

Re: ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

...so? ESRB does this for most new games. Given what we've seen in FFXI, none of this content is particularly surprising, and the review itself isn't interesting.

This is a puzzle game in which players navigate a series of traps, puzzles, and enemies to collect stars scattered throughout the colorful levels. Players have the ability to summon different objects by writing/typing in the word (e.g., bike, spaceship, lion) and watching it come to life. If multiple words are entered in a sequence, different whimsical scenarios can be triggered: a bicycle can be used to jump over a baby; a bulldozer can clear away a shark; and cabbage can be fed to dinosaurs. Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man). These triggered animations are minimally depicted and are usually accompanied by popping, musical sound effects; bright, star-shaped flashes; or small puffs of smoke. If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen.

[jenova_9]

Re: ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

wow you've been everywhere.

[Durahansolo]

Re: ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

wow you've been everywhere.

Where have you been? Everybody should know by now that Feba is Skynet.

[jenova_9]

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0.0; *teh plot thickens, mew* >.>

[Mhurron]

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Some female characters are depicted from low camera angles, with lingering camera views of their buttocks (i.e., up-skirt shots). Dialogue contains suggestive references; for example, "The netmaster's probably up in his office polishing the mast just thinking about her," "stick yer manhood in the forge," and "You cheating little whore!" Several characters are referred to as drunk or drunken, while others sometimes talk about wine, rum, and grog. The word "sh*t" can be heard in the dialogue."

Now that description ALMOST makes me want to play XIV. Almost, but not quite.

But ya, seems like a standard ESRB description.

[Taskmage]

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The confirmation of up-skirt shots sealed my pre-order.

[Freelancer]

Re: ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

"This is a massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) in which players navigate a large cast of characters that engage in missions and fight the forces of evil. Players explore environments (e.g., cities, plains, caves) and battle human and fantasy creatures. Players use swords, spears, axes, firearms, and magic spells (e.g., fire balls, energy beams) to defeat enemies in real-time combat. Cutscenes depict a man being stabbed from behind, and creatures emitting splashes of purple or yellow blood when struck. Some female characters are depicted from low camera angles, with lingering camera views of their buttocks (i.e., up-skirt shots). Dialogue contains suggestive references; for example, "The netmaster's probably up in his office polishing the mast just thinking about her," "stick yer manhood in the forge," and "You cheating little whore!" Several characters are referred to as drunk or drunken, while others sometimes talk about wine, rum, and grog. The word "sh*t" can be heard in the dialogue."



Huzzah for up skirt.

---------- Post added at 09:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:39 PM ----------

I'll be using these two lines.

"The netmaster's probably up in his office polishing the mast just thinking about her," "stick yer manhood in the forge,"

Polishin' my mast thinkin' bout you baabbbbyyy~

[Kafeen]

Re: ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

The netmaster's probably up in his office polishing the mast just thinking about her

LMAO

[Ziero]

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wait wait wait, if this game features so many "low camera angles, with lingering camera views of their buttocks" how come the only one we've seen screenshots of is from the one in the trailer of the Mithra in the pink shorts (who doesn't even have a skirt!).

poidh )=

[Malacite]

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inb4 Miqo'te /sit nerf.




KITTY UPSKIRTS!!!!

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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I will not stick my manhood in the forge, that doesn't sound safe.

[Solymir]

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Maybe "forge" is a euphamism.

I hope I spelled that right, and I hoped I used it correctly in a sentence.

[Kafeen]

Re: ESRB um..rates and describes FFXIV very throughoutly. >.>

Maybe "forge" is a euphamism.

I hope I spelled that right, and I hoped I used it correctly in a sentence.

I was going to say that but I wasn't sure how to spell it either, lol.

But it's "euphemism", never though about the spell check in Chrome. ><

[Ziero]

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When in doubt, google it