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  • #106
    Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

    Originally posted by armando View Post
    the bonus of seeing a female in a harness is undone every time you see a male in a harness.
    lmfao!!
    A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

    it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

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    Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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    • #107
      Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

      Also, the hotness of a woman can overcome the hideousness of a guy. How else can you explain Ron Jeromy's career
      Here's the thing: despite how paradoxical it may seem, sometimes clothes can affect the viewer more than being naked.

      For instance, I lose less brain cells if I see a naked man, than if I see an almost naked man with a bra and thong.

      Now just replace "bra" and "thong" with "harness" and "subligar."
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      • #108
        Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

        Originally posted by Armando View Post
        Now just replace "bra" and "thong" with "harness" and "subligar."
        TEH IMAGEZ WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! MAKE IT STOP!!
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        Originally posted by Aksannyi
        "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
        Originally posted by Solymir
        What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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        • #109
          Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

          Originally posted by Armando View Post
          Here's the thing: despite how paradoxical it may seem, sometimes clothes can affect the viewer more than being naked.

          For instance, I lose less brain cells if I see a naked man, than if I see an almost naked man with a bra and thong.

          Now just replace "bra" and "thong" with "harness" and "subligar."
          Compound the mental scarring by adding "fat," "hairy," and "greasy."
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          • #110
            Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

            Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
            Compound the mental scarring by adding "fat," "hairy," and "greasy."
            WTF....it wasn't so bad until I got to the "greasy" part....GDI...
            Originally posted by Feba
            But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
            Originally posted by Taskmage
            God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
            Originally posted by DakAttack
            ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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            • #111
              Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

              Originally posted by BurningPanther View Post
              Compound the mental scarring by adding "fat," "hairy," and "greasy."
              Sad part is, I already had all that in my head.
              A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

              it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

              R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

              Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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              • #112
                Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                ...I think you guys are spending way too much time thinking about fat, hairy, greasy old men in thongs =(
                "I have a forebrain, my ability to abstract thoughts allow for all kinds of things" - Red Mage 8-Bit theater
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                • #113
                  Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                  >.<
                  A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                  it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                  R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                  Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                  • #114
                    Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                    Doing wonders for kleenex sales.
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                    • #115
                      Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                      [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8otpfwWiLk"]YouTube - Gross Men[/nomedia]
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                      • #116
                        Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                        Originally posted by Ziero View Post
                        ...I think you guys are spending way too much time thinking about fat, hairy, greasy old men in thongs =(
                        It's the case that once it's been seen, it can't be unseen. Any vague reference to it will bring up the nightmare from your memory.
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                        • #117
                          Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                          While we're on the subject, that new Boost Mobile commercial is full of those men previously mentioned.
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                          Originally posted by Aksannyi
                          "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                          Originally posted by Solymir
                          What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                          • #118
                            Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                            This reminds me of a couple weeks ago..

                            I was on the way to the gym and there was some random dude standing on the side of the road with his back facing oncoming traffic and he was reaching down into his pants.. So my friend and I turn to see wtf he was doing and I kid you not, he was up to his elbow digging into his crotch hole of his pants doing only God knows what. And this is a busy road in the middle of rush hour. That image was burned into my mind. Not as gross as a hairy fat greasy man, but still disturbing none the less.
                            A mans strength isn't measured by the size of his muscle, but by the size of his heart.

                            it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

                            R.I.P. Dura's Moms Hard Drive. 2002-2009 Gone, but not forgotten.

                            Your family must havehad a hen farm growin', up cause you sure know how to raise a cock
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                            • #119
                              Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                              Originally posted by Durahansolo View Post
                              While we're on the subject, that new Boost Mobile commercial is full of those men previously mentioned.
                              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3YmvtsLu4"]YouTube - Danica Patrick Commercial - Boost Mobile[/ame]

                              Found It! >.<
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                              Originally posted by Aksannyi
                              "Hello! 100+3 Leathercrafting, your materials, 5k! Mention code LTH74 for a special discount!" - they'd get blisted by everyone they sent that to.
                              Originally posted by Solymir
                              What do you have against Ants? Is iVirus some new Apple product?
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                              • #120
                                Re: 4 new Fighter Jobs confirmed. FFXIV has at least 20 jobs?

                                Originally posted by Pwnagraphic View Post
                                This reminds me of a couple weeks ago..

                                I was on the way to the gym and there was some random dude standing on the side of the road with his back facing oncoming traffic and he was reaching down into his pants.. So my friend and I turn to see wtf he was doing and I kid you not, he was up to his elbow digging into his crotch hole of his pants doing only God knows what. And this is a busy road in the middle of rush hour. That image was burned into my mind. Not as gross as a hairy fat greasy man, but still disturbing none the less.

                                Was this on I-20? Yeah, that was me. A scorpion had fallen from my sun-visor into me crotch.

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