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    kicked that old wrinkly ass

    Alas! I have done what countless other Paladins before me have done: Kicked Maat's old wrinkly ass. From the moment I hit 70 I was determined to fight Maat only once.

    After my friends helped me get my test in Beadeaux, I went straight to Maat and challenged him. I apparently got over-prepared by buying too many hi-pots and ethers cus I only used 2 ethers and no hi-pots.

    Sentinel right off the bat, then rampart and flash. After he used invincible I flashed him and kited him around. After that, I popped my 2hr and used the free 30s to cure myself and pop another yag. drink. By this time he had less than 50% HP. Another Vorpal Blade and then flash. From there I just cured myself until I had 100% TP. One final Vorpal Blade ended the fight and I was uncapped to lvl75!

    Thanks for reading my short story... Even if you don't care at all.




    PLD75 DRK60 lots of other levels.
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    Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
    When ignorance reigns, life is lost

    Tags: ass, kicked, wrinkly
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    Re: kicked that old wrinkly ass

    Congratulations, dood! Maat's a rough customer, believe you me. Good Job!

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      Re: kicked that old wrinkly ass

      Congratulation! Woot! ^o^!
      Server: Quetzalcoatl
      Race: Hume Rank 7
      75 PLD, 75 SAM, 75 WAR, 75 NIN, 75 MNK, 65 BLU
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        Re: kicked that old wrinkly ass

        Don't sell yourself short! You did a great job! Congrats!
        Originally posted by Feba
        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
        Originally posted by Taskmage
        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
        Originally posted by DakAttack
        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          Re: kicked that old wrinkly ass

          Congrats man! I never fought him on PLD, but when I was on BLM I know I over prepared also. IT was fun just wiping the field with him though XD
          Originally posted by Ellipses
          Really, it's just like pretty much every question about this game that begins with "Why." The answer is "Because."
          Originally posted by MCLV
          A subjob is like sex, you shouldn't have it untill your 18 but if you don't have it after 21 everyone laughs at you.
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            Re: kicked that old wrinkly ass

            I fought Maat with Paladin and over prepared as well. I've heard some horror stories about Pld Maat but I found that he was a pushover.
            You kill one man, your a murderer
            Kill many and your a conquerer
            Kill them all... your a God.
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