Of spoons and bards

[Kuura]

It would seem that my previous thread got closed for some reason >.> So lets revive the motion! I wrote this while I was bored at work.

Spoony Crazy (to the tune of White and Nerdy, Weird Al)

You see me Seekin' in Jeuno
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
Spoony Crazy

Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Can't you see I'm Spoony Crazy
Look at me I'm Spoony Crazy

I wanna Stroll with the Rollers
But so far they all think I'm too
Spoony Crazy

Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Really, really Spoony Crazy

First in my class here at BRD
Got skills, I'm a champion at wind and String
I’m my favorite M.C.
Keep you're juice, I'll just have an Windurst tea
My song never change, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my pulls are very scary
Mazurka’s in my library

My Search Message is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for me to join there spaces
Yo, I know spawns in a thousand places
Ain't got no gill but I still know faces
I help a party and it starts a craze
I'm a wiz at Ballad, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no BC I haven't run (run)
At Desert Swarm, well I'm number one (one)
Do Shadow Lord just for fun
I ain't got to brag, for I’m better then none (what?)
Crystal is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of blitzball
I'll ace any SeeD test you bring on
I'm fluent in Renkis as well as Al Bhed

You see me roll on my Choco
I know in my heart they think I'm
Spoony Crazy

Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Can't you see I'm Spoony Crazy
Look at me I'm Spoony Crazy

I'd like to roll with the Taru
Although it's apparent I'm too
Spoony Crazy

Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
I'm just too Spoony Crazy
How'd I get so Spoony Crazy

I been browsin', inspectin' Dynamis currency
You know I collect 'em
The peeps in my party, I must protect them
My electronic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' the AH for deals on singable media
I sing songs for Expedia
I memorized Chuck Norris facts really well
I can recite them right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing missions
When my friends need some help, who do they call?
I do Paeon for 'em all
Even a Madrigal for my drg, yo
I got myself a gobby pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights takin’ a nap
Heh heh, I hope no one Sees me being Spoony

I'm Spoony in the extreme
AF whiter than sour cream
I have a harness and K club
And even a Joyuese
Only part I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I want to leave” or “Stay with the bad party?"
Spend every weekend at the Jeuno Square
Got my name on the gear I wear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
Spoony Crazy

Just because I'm Spoony Crazy
Just because I'm Spoony Crazy
All because I'm Spoony Crazy
Holy cow, I'm Spoony Crazy

I wanna chill with the Corsairs
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
Spoony Crazy

Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Think I'm just too Spoony Crazy
I'm just too Spoony Crazy
Look at me I'm Spoony Crazy