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[Palin2222]

I desided to create a thread dedicated to posting Silly songs, poems, quotes plays or anything else you may consider spoony. If you need any inspiration of what we have been doning you can find it at either:
http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51957 or
http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51997

thank you. I would loke to encurage maximum parsipitation, as this is really a lot of fun.
and with that I think i will start us off with:

Queen "Who wants to live forever"
There’s a time for us
There’s a place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away
From us

Who wants to sing forever
Who wants to sing forever....?

There’s no chance for us
It’s all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us

Who wants to sing forever…
Who wants to sing forever?

Who dares to sing forever?
When songs must end

But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can sing together
Forever is our today
And we can sing forever
And we can sing together!
Forever is just our today

Who waits forever anyway?

also please if you are going to participate, please credit the original composer, I dont need any of my fellow bards getting Sued

[Balfree]

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Guns 'N Roses
Spoonfull Life (Reckless Life)

I'm spoonfull and singin' the song
You know I've got no need to control
Livin' with the danger
I'm always on the edge now
With million Gil wardrobe that I hold
Livin' like this never ever
Tore my life apart
I know how to Sing
And you know I know my part

On a holiday, a permanent vacation
I'm living on a Cornette with CHR
I'm never alone 'cause I've got Singing Skill
Yes, I imitate myself all of the time

Livin' like this never ever
Tore my life apart
I know how to sing
'Cause it's comin' from my heart

I lead a spoonfull life
And I don't need your advice
I lead a spoonfull life
And you know it's my only vice

etc... :E

[Palin2222]

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/cheer
/em throws roses on the stage.
Very nicely done ^.^

[DrivenTooFar]

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As always Palin, I enjoy your work and Balfree nice addition as well. Here is my second attempt at a Bard parody. Enjoy.

LED ZEPPELIN
Spoony Days (Dancing Days)

Spoony days are here again as the Vana'diel evenings grow
I got my sword, I got my sheild, I got a Bard who knows.

I said it's alright. You know it's alright
I guess it's all in your song
You'll be my only, my one and only.
My Bard you make me strong.

Spoony ways are evident, In the way that you're wearing your robes
Singing songs is precedent as my power starts to grow.

I said it's alright. You know it's alright
I guess it's all in your song
You'll be my only, my one and only.
My Bard you make me strong.

I told your moogle I'd get you home but I didn't tell her I had no warp II
I saw a goblin he was standing alone but I wouldn't let him aggro you.

I said it's alright. You know it's alright
I guess it's all in your song
You'll be my only, my one and only.
My Bard you make me strong.

Spoony days are here again as the Vana'diel evening grows
You have your Paeon, you have your Ballad
You are my Bard who knows.

I said it's alright. You know it's alright
I guess it's all in your song
You'll be my only, my one and only.
My Bard you make me strong.

[Palin2222]

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Nice DTF, waybe the three of us should start a band.
I heard this song on the radio on the way back to work and I couldn't Help Myself ^.^

Bon Jovi "Wanted Dead or alive"

It's all the same, only the songs will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place, where the people are so cold
Drive all night to get back home

(I'm a Bard) on a Chocobo I ride
Wanted: Spoony for hire
(I'm a Bard) wanted: Spoony for hire

Sometimes I lullaby (sleep... sleep... sleep...)
Sometimes it's not for days
People I meet coming go their separate ways
You could tell the day (day… day…) by the Avatar that you fight
Times when you've got me you’ll do all right

(I'm a Bard) on Chocobo I ride
Wanted: Spoony for hire
(I'm a Bard) wanted: Spoony for hire…


Now I walk these streets
This string instrument in my hand
I still play for pts, it’s to same old me, same old band
Been everywhere: and I’m still standing tall
Done it all for them,
Sung in a lot of BCNM's....

(I'm a Bard) on a Chocobo I ride
Wanted: Spoony for hire
(I'm a Bard) I’ve got the songs by my side
Wanted: Spoony for hire
(I'm a Bard) wanted: Spoony for hire

Double Post Edited:
I'm sorry I am in a Bon Jovi mood

Here is "You give Love a bad name"
A Divine party is what you sell
You promise me exp, then put me through hell
Chains of mobs got a hold on me
When parties are a prison, you can’t break free

The fights been won
And my Ninja is dumb
No one can save me
My head is numb



Shot through the head
And you’re to blame
You give tanking, a bad name
I play my song and your voking is lame
You give tanking a bad name
You give tanking a bad name

Knock that smile off your lips when you look at me
and let me give you some tips that be
A school boy’s dream, you ask why
Your should prolly get more ninjitsu than Utsetsumi

The fights been won
And my ninja is dumb
No one can save me
My head is numb

Shot through the head
And you’re to blame
You give tanking a bad name
I play my songs and your voking is lame

You give tanking a bad name
You give tanking a bad name

[aegina]

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Your should prolly get more ninjitsu than Utsetsumi

[Balfree]

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Ahahha! Xd

[Palin2222]

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Queen is my favorite band of all time, and this is one of my favorite songs
Queen "Another one bites the dust"
The Bard walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet,
Requiem ready to go
Are you ready, are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of Gustaburg the lizzys drop
Dropping to the sound of the beat


Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I’m gonna get your boots
Another one bites the dust

How do you think I’m going to get along,
Without you, when you spawn
I jumped you for everything that you had,
And kicked you out of my town
Am I happy, am I satisfied
How long can I stand this heat
Out of Gustaburg the Lizzys Drop
Dropping to the sound of the beat



Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I’m gonna get your boots
Another one bites the dust



There are plenty of ways you can claim a mob
And bring them to the ground
You can beat them
You can sleep ’em
Then treat them bad and leave him
When their down
But I’m ready, yes I’m ready for you
I’m standing on my own two feet
Out of Gustaburg, the Lizzys Drop
Dropping to the sound of the beat

[Kittyneko]

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..Maybe i just wont level bard.

[Palin2222]

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..Maybe i just wont level bard.

What? Why? Whats wrong?

[DrivenTooFar]

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What? Why? Whats wrong?

Probably isn't spoony enough. Anyway, here is another song that I parodied. Enjoy!

EMINEM
My Job Is (My Name Is)

Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard
Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the party
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me cast Requiem on each one of these Beastmen? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Be a Bard and fuck up the party worse than I did? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which member I want to have more hate (Ummmm..)
And one mage said, "Spoony Bard you an asshole!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why you outta control? Don't sing Carol!"
Well since level twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original Hume from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and aggroed an IT mob
It smacked us so hard it knocked us backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke up some Guasebit grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat Galka who sat down too fast
C'mere pugil! (Spoony, wait that's too high level, dog!)
I don't give a fuck, Altana sent me to piss the world off!

Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard
Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard

My party members wanted to delevel me when I didn't sing right
Thanks a lot, now I'm back to level thirty-five
Got chased around by a may fly, tried to sing lullaby
My party took off and it attacked me until I died (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the AH, had my robe zipped up
Sang to the people, then asked for gil for my tip cup
High level Paladins, taking the hate from their friends
using provoke while they screamin at me: "GIVE ME BALLAD!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom plays the game more than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous singer
Make a song about killing Goblins and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you screwed up when you cast Requiem
on a couple of IT mobs when one is bad enough to begin (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at Bastok Mines asked me if I could cure
(Dude, can you main heal?)
So I told him: 'I'm not a mage, I'm support, ASSHOLE!'

Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard
Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard

Stop the chain! This Bard needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Paladin, don't just stand there, Regain hate!
I'm not ready to log, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be defeated by the crawlers and flies and not be revived
(Huh yup!) Paeon or Ballad? I can barely decide
I want to be the main tank -- dare me to try? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a party in years, and my voice is too ugly to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes for my level are all wrong (hachhh-too)
I sing the wrong songs, never stay in a party too long (C'mere)
When I was low level my party always got spanked
HOW YOU GONNA PROTECT ME GUYS? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TANK! (WAHHH!)
Sometimes I pretend I'm a ranger in bed
Put a cardinal vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm singing bad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my LS? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I stole their gil, in the bank we had

Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard
Hi! My job is.. (what?) My job is.. (who?)
My job is.. {scratches} Spoony Bard

[Palin2222]

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rofl

[Balfree]

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I loled!

[Palin2222]

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It has been a while, but here we go with another shot.

Killer Queen, by Queen

She keep song up at times
with her pretty Clarinet
’let them eat cake’ she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Evasion and attack down
At anytime an invitation
She wont decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She’s a Spoony Bard

Requiem and Elegy
Madrigal with a Minuet
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended by the best
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In exp parties
She sang just like a baroness
Met a man from china
Went down to geisha minah
Then again incidentally
If you’re that way inclined

Gear came naturally from NM’s
For Gils she couldn’t care less
Fastidious and precise

She’s a Spoony Bard
Requiem and Elegy
Madrigal with a minuet
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime


Drop of a hat she’s as willing as
Playful as a Mithra cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
The exp will drive you wild, wild..
She’s all out to get you

She’s a Spoony Bard

Requiem and Elegy
Madrigal with a minuet
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime


Recommended by the best
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try...

[DrivenTooFar]

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This one was great. I liked your choice of words and where you placed them. Definetly an awesome Bard parody. I would like to post some more also but at the moment nothing comes to mind.