Spoony?

[Palin2222]

Re: Spoony?

Great Metallica parody! Now try to do one to the tune of Pantara, if you don't mind.

I hope I didn't screw this one up... I dont listen to much Pantara, but here goes.

To the tune of Pantara's "A New Level"
Now a new look for my gear and my spirits rise
Forget the past: Present tense works and lasts
Got agro-ed
Attacked
Poisoned
Paralyzed
Messed with
Pointed at by “Leet” players
new party in place of old party
Unscarred by n00bs
a new level of chaining and power
Demanding plea for songs between us all --
Together we stand
Death and then de-level fall
In mock order
Madrigal
Minuet
Impatient
Because time is short
new party in place of the old party
Unscarred by n00bs
a new level of chaining and power
No f****** surrender
Can’t lose
Must Level.


also I have another poem at this thread

http://www.ffxionline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51997

if you want to read it.

[Intensity]

Re: Spoony?

OMG A Pantera singing BRD. I'm in love.

Request: Fucking Hostile by Pantera (It'd prolly go nicely with your positioning post lol)

[DrivenTooFar]

Re: Spoony?

Another great song! Now if you can do one for the band Rush, I will tell Jesus to take a hike and claim you as my new messiah.

[Balfree]

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Michael Jackson - Spoony (Triller)

It’s close to midnight and something IT’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you sing a song that steals hate from the tank
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as HP drops... right between your eyes,
You’re paralyzed

’and you can't Spoon, Spoon quite right
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s Spoony, Spoony all right
You’re singing for your exp inside a killer, Spoony tonight

__
Try as i might, i'll never reach the Spoony cap...

[aegina]

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Try as i might, i'll never reach the Spoony cap...

don't worry Balfree! here, i'll help

Balfree's Spoonyness rises 0.1 pints!
Balfree's Spoonyness reaches level 27!

there, now you only have 3 more levels to go before you have to take your next guild test

[x1ang]

Re: Spoony?

lol. how random.. x]

[=Tuyen=]

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Michael Jackson - Spoony (Triller)

It’s close to midnight and something IT’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you sing a song that steals hate from the tank
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as HP drops... right between your eyes,
You’re paralyzed

’and you can't Spoon, Spoon quite right
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s Spoony, Spoony all right
You’re singing for your exp inside a killer, Spoony tonight

__
Try as i might, i'll never reach the Spoony cap...

OMG :D thats pretty neat nice job (d'.')d

[Palin2222]

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Michael Jackson - Spoony (Triller)

It’s close to midnight and something IT’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you sing a song that steals hate from the tank
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as HP drops... right between your eyes,
You’re paralyzed

’and you can't Spoon, Spoon quite right
And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it’s Spoony, Spoony all right
You’re singing for your exp inside a killer, Spoony tonight

__
Try as i might, i'll never reach the Spoony cap...

Wow this was a lot better then anything I could possably do. /applaud

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OMG A Pantera singing BRD. I'm in love.

Request: Fucking Hostile by Pantera (It'd prolly go nicely with your positioning post lol)

Hmm this was a tough one, but here goes.

Almost every day, I see the same face
Of n00bs on my computer tube, It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself, You’d put yourself on a shelf
You Gil Sellers , Promise to nauseate
Today I’ll play the part of non-buyers
And make a hundred rules
For you to know about yourself
Not lie and make you believe
What you doing isn’t evil
And making friends
And meeting God you’re own way
The right way

To Camp: To Sell
Cannot be right
In turn
You’re making us
Freaking Angry

We don’t stand alone

The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the ToS
You seem to miss the point
Banned for Selling?
You seem to wonder why
Hundreds of people cry
You’re wasting NM’s, man
My mob got jumped -- they laughed!
Now I’ll play a public servant
To serve and help
By the law and the state
I’d bust the punks
That steal and MPK
And leave you be
If you crossed me
I’d shake your hand like a man
Not a god

To Camp: To Sell
Cannot be right
In turn
You’re making us
Freaking Angry

Come meet your buyer, boy
Some things they can’t enjoy
Because of inflated prices
A they cant lvl
You put it in their head
Then put in their hand
They watching other players
Cause Leet gear is everywhere
Now I’ll play a man learning nothing
Who’s about to take the Genki 5
I’d question him because he bought his account.
And call no one my better who’s not worked for it

I won’t listen

To Complain: To Buy
Cannot be right
In turn
You’re making us
Freaking angry

Double Post Edited:

Another great song! Now if you can do one for the band Rush, I will tell Jesus to take a hike and claim you as my new messiah.

Please do no such thing... blastphemy does not = spoony. but per your request here is Bush

To the tune of Bush's "Just the girl you want"
She sings from somewhere you can’t see
She sits in the top of a greenhouse tree
She sends out a song of unrefined love
It raises your evasion from above

She’s just the bard
She’s just the bard
The bard you want

You hear her singing everywhere you turn
You know you’re headed for the dreaded burn
And the words get stuck on the tip of your tongue
She’s the real thing, but you knew it all along

She’s just the bard
She’s just the bard
The bard you want

Look at you with your invites Flagging
Look at you with your hopes spinning
Why don’t we just admit it’s all over
She’s just the Bard you want

She’s just the bard
She’s just the bard
The Bard you want

She sings from somewhere you can’t see
She sits in the top of a greenhouse tree
She sends out an song with unrefined love
It raises your attack speed above

She’s just the bard
She’s just the bard
The bard you want

Look at you with your exp soaring
Look at you with your chains spinning
Why don’t we just admit it’s all good
She’s just the bard for you

She’s just the Bard
She’s just the Bard
The Bard you want
She’s just the Bard
She’s just the Bard
The Bard you want

OMG I just realized that you said Rush... not bush >.> my bad.

Double Post Edited:
Now for a personal Favorite of mine.

To the tune of Ozzy Osbornes "Crazy Train"

Spoony - but that’s how it goes
Millions of Bards living with woes
Maybe it’s not too late
To learn not to hate
Mental wounds are healing
Life’s a wonderful game

I’m going off the rails on a spoony train

I’ve partied to preachers
I’ve partied to fools
I’ve played with children
Who are still in their schools
One person conditioned to sing and control
The Histories tell it and you live by the role
Mental wounds still teaming
Driving them insane

I’m going off the rails on a spoony train
I know that things are going right for me
You gotta listen to my Songs
Yeah
Heirs of a cold parties
That’s what they've become
Inheriting troubles, their mentally numb

Spoony – They just cannot bear
Their living with something that just isn’t fair
Mental wounds are healing
Who and what’s to blame

I’m going off the rails on a spoony train

[DrivenTooFar]

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Actually, the band I asked for was Rush, the Canadian power trio. Here is my shot at the whole song thing. Let me know what you think!

RUSH
Spoony Bard (Tom Sawyer)

A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Today's Spoony Bard
Mean mean pride.

Though his songs are not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
No MP, aand low defense
Singing for others benefits
The music

What you say about his party
Is what you say about society
Sing a minne, Sing an etude
Sing a minuet, sing a prelude

The world is, the world is
Voice and soul are deep
Maybe cause his songs are bright

Today's Spoony Bard
He gets high on you
And the songs that he sings
Puts a spell on you

No his songs are not for rent
To any party or government
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows songs aren't permanent
But change is

What you say about his party
Is what you say about society
Sing a therenody, Sing a madrigal
Sing a mambo, sing a carol

The world is, the world is
Voice and soul are deep
Maybe cause his songs are right

Forget the warrior
Today's Spoony Bard
He gets high on you
And the spooniness you trade
He gets right on to the singing of the day

[Palin2222]

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I am so Sorry... I got the wrong band.
Your song is very good. /cheer
here is a song by Rush now.

There’s no bread, let them eat cake
There’s no end to what they’ll take
Flaunt the fruits of noble birth
Wash the salt into the earth

But they’re marching to Ballista that day
The Strong will claim Her bloody prize
free the field of the week
The Victors Will kneel,
and let thier nation rise

Bloodstained velvet, dirty lace
Naked fear on every face
See them bow their heads to die
As we would bow as they rode by

And we’re marching to Ballista this day
The Strong will claim Her bloody prize
Sing, o choirs of cacophony victor has Kneeled,
to let his nation rise

Lessons taught but never learned
All around us anger burns
Guide the future by the past
Long ago the mould was cast

For they marched up to ballista that day
The Victor claimed Her bloody prize
hear the echoes of the centuries
power isn’t All that gil can buy

[Balfree]

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This is so cool! XD

[Palin2222]

Re: Spoony?

This is so cool! XD

/blush

what is your favorite one so far?

[Balfree]

Re: Spoony?

The first one is still unmatched lol

[Palin2222]

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You liked the Matrix quotes, huh? Then I made these just for you

"Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at it's beauty? It's genius? Billions of people just living out their lives......spoony...."

Did you know that the first Vana 'diel was designed to be a perfect spoony world, where none bought gil; where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one could accept the program. Entire accounts were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your spoony world, but I believe that as a species, "Leet" beings define their reality through Griefing and MPKing. So was the spoony world we dreamed, but your primitive Campers failed to Adjust. Which is why Vana 'diel was reduced to this...the peak of not spoonyness"

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue Aketon?"

As long as The Griefers exists, the human race will never be Spoony. "

"How did I beat you?
You're too Leet.
Do you believe that, my being higher lvl or better gear has ANYTHING to do with my spoonyness in this place? You think that's Madrigal you're hearing now?"

"What is spoony? How do you define spoony? If you're talking about what we are, who we can touch, what you can see other bards doing...then spoony is simply ... What a bard does best. "</B>

"Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've got a better one. Why don't I give you Ballad....and you stand in the right spot. "</B>

"I know Mazurka.
Show mw..."
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[aegina]

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omg that was hilarious!

that last post makes my vote for best so far lol. i love matrix requotes, and that one rocked

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"Why oh why didn't I take the blue Aketon?"QUOTE]