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  • #46
    Re: Job with the worst macros

    I voted MNK. A long time ago, in Qufim Island, I had this one moron... THIS was his Boost MAcro, he used every 15 sec:

    Power Level: |||
    Power Level: |||||
    Power Level: ||||||||
    MAXIMUM POWER - INITIATING FOCUS ATTACK
    Cooldown: |||||||
    Cooldown: |||||
    Cooldown: |||

    Either he used the windower macro maker or was exceptionally good with pressing 3 macros in sequence.
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    • #47
      Re: Job with the worst macros

      LOL. That's an old, old, joke. Still awesome though.
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      • #48
        Re: Job with the worst macros

        Originally posted by Pteryx View Post
        As an aside, while I use flavor macros even at 75, 1) I've received far more compliments than complaints (and only two of the latter, one of which was justified)...
        It could be that people are keeping their complaints to themselves since you're a RDM. Don't want to take a chance of offending the RDM and having to find another one.

        Originally posted by Dymlos View Post
        I did kill off my flavor text for my JA but I kept them for my WS macros.
        My Rampage macro from the time I got Rampage included "/p I {Rampage}!", though recently I've changed it to an /echo (to help me pick out the damage numbers a bit easier when I scroll back later). In the 2 years I've had that macro, the only time I've seen anyone else with a macro like that was a few months ago, in a merit party. Somehow, we managed to bring together me, a NIN, and a MNK all using the same exact macro.

        /p I {Rampage}!
        /p I {Asuran Fists}!
        /p I {Blade: Jin}!

        I don't know if it was pure coincidence, or if the NIN and MNK decided to change their macros mid stream to make fun of me. /shrug
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        • #49
          Re: Job with the worst macros

          This past weekend I was in a merit party with a NIN who had a voke macro about banging the mob's mom..

          *sigh*

          Also I used to have a macro that said "{Meteor II}?! Just kidding, it's {Cure} V!" - before SE removed the auto-translate for Meteor II.
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          • #50
            Re: Job with the worst macros

            Or when people Auto-Translate crap like "."

            That's always awesome. Auto-Translate sentences. Real intelligent.
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            • #51
              Re: Job with the worst macros

              LOL. That's an old, old, joke. Still awesome though.
              I don't get it. Someone please instruct me.
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              • #52
                Re: Job with the worst macros

                I don't get it.
                maybe fix your signature and someone will help.
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                • #53
                  Re: Job with the worst macros

                  Definitely Summoner, though partying with my (soon ex) husband and his ZOMFG IM SO UBER macros is pretty damn annoying on its own. And he does it all, shitty grammar, unrelated anime references (I think!?!?! not familiar with anime really), and emodrkness.

                  /facepalm.

                  I have never been a /p type of person. My rest macro for WHM has /p in it only because some pullers still don't bother looking at my MP before pulling. -.- My weapon skills have {Weapon Skill} {Name here} for the heck of it, though it's not really necessary I guess if I ever skillchain someone might care to know that I'm using my WS. I used to have a "ZOMG MY HP WTF" macro for Convert, but now it just simply says, "~ {Convert} ~" And the only reason I have that is so that if the WHM or the DDs are retarded, they know why my HP suddenly went red.

                  I used to have a /p Dispel, but not anymore. I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE A {Refresh} {please} MACRO. I level my WHM, I sometimes go without Refresh for a few seconds at a time, but I know what it's like to be a RDM and I'm not going to be a bitch.

                  I have a DRG in my LS who uses some really ghey Jump macros, but he seems to be outgrowing it. I think we all do. I used to have some RP macros for WHM, and they got compliments, but I realized that no one really needs to know that I'm casting Cure II on the tank for the 18th time.

                  Emote macros ... /sigh. I had a PLD tank a few nights ago who /em their Provoke.
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                  • #54
                    Re: Job with the worst macros

                    Exactly. I used to have /p in Refresh just so the fuckers knew, but eff that.

                    I need to switch in my FastCast/Haste/SpellInterruption (just in case..) gear.
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                    • #55
                      Re: Job with the worst macros

                      Originally posted by WishMaster3K View Post
                      Exactly. I used to have /p in Refresh just so the fuckers knew, but eff that.
                      Your mix of self-censorship and non-self-censorship over the same word in the same sentence confuses me.
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                      Originally posted by Armando View Post
                      I don't get it. Someone please instruct me.
                      It's something like a 10 macro sequence of /p chatter that revolves around Boost. Think of the worst possible Boost macro, and then kick it up a notch, or ten. It's that over the top.

                      Edit: Here it is. The world's worst Boost macro.
                      G-Prime Boost Macro
                      Last edited by LyonheartLakshmi; 10-10-2007, 12:47 PM.
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                      • #56
                        Re: Job with the worst macros

                        Copy-pasted

                        Macro 1
                        /p I call forth, the divine powers of Alanta <call0>
                        /wait 1
                        /em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
                        /wait 1
                        /p YESSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
                        /wait 1

                        Macro 2
                        /sh CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADEIL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
                        /wait 1
                        /p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<call2>
                        /wait 1
                        /p <call17>Current power stats:
                        /wait 1

                        Macro 3
                        /em power bar [||||] 30%
                        /wait 1
                        /em power bar [||||||||||||||] 65%
                        /wait 1
                        /em power bat [||||||||||||||||||||||] 100%
                        /wait 1

                        Macro 4
                        /p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BROTHERANS
                        /wait 1
                        /p HERE I GO
                        /wait 1
                        /p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<call3>
                        /wait 1

                        Macro 5
                        /ja "Boost" <me>
                        /wait 1
                        /p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG<call1>
                        /wait 1
                        /em power begins to fade
                        /wait 1

                        Macro 6
                        /em power bar [|||||||||||||||||] 75%
                        /wait 1
                        /em power bar [|||||||] 40%
                        /wait 1
                        /em power bar [] 0%
                        /wait 1

                        Macro 7
                        /p I tried my best, tell me..
                        /wait 1
                        /p will i dream <call10>
                        /wait 10
                        /p BOOST MACRO READY
                        /wait 1

                        Edit Damn it Lyon.
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                        • #57
                          Re: Job with the worst macros

                          Originally posted by WishMaster3K View Post
                          The only time I really RP is in my Two Hours, and I rarely use them, so I like seeing, "FOR MINAS TIRITH" when I use Invincible.
                          I declare you awesome.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Job with the worst macros

                            I have the SC of that boost macro thing, that a friend gave me. I think it's freaking awesome;

                            Last edited by KoukiRyu; 10-10-2007, 02:19 PM. Reason: posted picture of a panda dog >_>

                            Thanks to Roguewolf for the sig. :D
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                            • #59
                              Re: Job with the worst macros

                              I was looking for that, thanks.
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                              • #60
                                Re: Job with the worst macros

                                Originally posted by Aksannyi View Post
                                my (soon ex) husband
                                D:

                                Divorce makes me cry . . . it just reminds me people nowadays don't take marriage anywhere NEAR as seriously as they should.

                                Seriously, just please tell me you're only joking, Aksannyi. And, even then, it's not that funny.
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                                REPENT SINNERS OR AT LEAST GIVE A NONCOMMITTAL SHRUG

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