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[MMan530]

lol, nice. I have a feeling that all of these are based directly upon a true story.

[BloodRedPoet]

Lvl 40 – Arcana Killer
Same as Dark Knights, and just as useful.

lmao.

Hey I think you forgot one...

Level: 51
Skillchain Mastery
"Gimp never understands that you have a Ancient magic macro and simply goes when his/her TP reaches 100(followed by a flavor text macro with a <call1> of course). Also, randomly, Gimp will use his/her SC in the middle of a preplanned SC not involving him/her, effectivly ruining the magic burst.

(I think my fellow BLMs know what I am talking about @_@)

[Malachi_Gage]

LOL! that was hilarious! :D


I knew there'd be SOME galka out there getting mad about what you said though, and of course some DRK would chime in about their Arcana Killer ability. Seriously people, lighten up!

[Sadeira]

arcana killer useless?

ummm HELLO YOU FIGHT WEAPONS AND GOLEMS ALL DAMN DAY FROM 70 to 75!

i am of the opinion that arcana killer is not useless ^^

[July]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS FEAKIN HILARIOUS! And yes the comment on arcana is needed XD!

[FinalPhantasy13]

lmao, that was perfect, I was dying...I was not offended in the least...*wipes away tear* that was great.

[ibroyles]

This is definately THE sub for THF. Let me tell you why. Of course you will have the coveted "WTF?" ability, which is useful in any setting. On top of that you will get "AGRO!" at LV30. Is this a coincidence that at LV30 THF also gets trick attack? I THINK NOT!! With this ability we can easily transfer that hate gotten from fibbing the sneak/trick attack, directly onto the nearest WHM. That is very useful. On top of that, THF/GMP truly shines with "Use MP," that's what Gimp is all about after all. THFs don't have any magic to use, but they sure could use that ability and the gimps know it!

One last thing to bring up. This combination is awesome, just try it when the new patch comes out I dare you. Use 2HR "LOLZ! N00BZ!" then *BAM* "Skillchain S'if n00bz!" *BAM* "AGRO!" *BAM* quickly use a scroll of instant warp. Your party will be pleased. You guys DON'T EVEN KNOW YET, just try it out, plzkthx.

[Griddlecake]

What about the Mithra only job Skank?

maybe an Elvaan Snob?

[Koyasha]

Originally posted by Sadeira
arcana killer useless?

ummm HELLO YOU FIGHT WEAPONS AND GOLEMS ALL DAMN DAY FROM 70 to 75!

i am of the opinion that arcana killer is not useless ^^

It is, though. Killer trait = that particular type of enemy is occasionally 'intimidated by your presence', IF it is attacking the person with the 'killer' trait. I'm assuming your Dark Knight isn't doing much tanking, so the trait is completely worthless. The 'Arcane Circle' effect is somewhat useful, but the killer traits are all useless, except for a Paladin's undead killer, which is about the only class with a killer trait that IS going to be tanking.

The killer traits should really be changed to some sort of attack bonus...anything that takes effect *offensively* instead of defensively. Leave the 'Circle' effects as they are, they're supposed to be defensive. Perhaps +15 Accuracy and Attack Vs. Target or something like that. It would make them actually useful.

[METDeath]

Originally posted by Koyasha
It is, though. Killer trait = that particular type of enemy is occasionally 'intimidated by your presence', IF it is attacking the person with the 'killer' trait. I'm assuming your Dark Knight isn't doing much tanking, so the trait is completely worthless. The 'Arcane Circle' effect is somewhat useful, but the killer traits are all useless, except for a Paladin's undead killer, which is about the only class with a killer trait that IS going to be tanking.

The killer traits should really be changed to some sort of attack bonus...anything that takes effect *offensively* instead of defensively. Leave the 'Circle' effects as they are, they're supposed to be defensive. Perhaps +15 Accuracy and Attack Vs. Target or something like that. It would make them actually useful.

Well, bst gets quite a few killer traits, and since they mostly solo, they're quite useful. but i too agree, the killer traits should be more damage, or accuracy vs that mob type, not this paralyze crap...

[Dai_Okami]

Though it was a bit harsh, it made me giggle.

*Gigglefit*

Hehehehe

*Explodes*

[Elesirdur]

Originally posted by Jaggywaggy
Ya maybe add another requirement.

1. Has to have played as an elvaan ranger named legolas.

Haha, true. I've played with an Elvaan male Ranger named Legolas. He's a hell of a good player, but kind of a douchebag. :p

[Xyphere]

Originally posted by Griddlecake
maybe an Elvaan Snob?

...Oh yeah....so snobbish....

[LeFaye]

Brass armor is lvl 11. He ant that gimp.

[sudo]

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I attack nowz!!!!