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  • #91
    Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

    Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
    Dear I told you to put your shoes UNDER my bed not wear them while you were IN bed!!
    It was cold.

    It was cold in your bed.

    Your bed was cold.

    I'm trying to avoid saying you're cold here.
    signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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    • #92
      Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

      It isn't her fault that you don't bring the heat into the bedroom, Balfree.
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      • #93
        Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

        Don't tell her your loins aren't actually on fire!
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        • #94
          Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

          Originally posted by Illuen View Post
          It isn't her fault that you don't bring the heat into the bedroom, Balfree.
          Thats right!
          Originally posted by Feba
          But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
          Originally posted by Taskmage
          God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
          Originally posted by DakAttack
          ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.
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          • #95
            Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

            Originally posted by Illuen View Post
            It isn't her fault that you don't bring the heat into the bedroom, Balfree.
            She dismissed me as soon as she saw my shoes.

            There was no time to warm it.

            Also, don't be funny with me!
            signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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            • #96
              Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

              I believe it's the necrophiliacs job to bring the warmth.
              I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

              HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

              loose
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              • #97
                Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

                Personally, I've found that making a slice in the back aprx. 15cm long is sufficient space to shove an electric blanket in, thus making everything nice and warm.


                of course, if you leave it on too long, you'll just cook it, so be careful.
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                • #98
                  Re: Things you never understand and have never changed!

                  No you havent found anything Feba.
                  signatures are for pussies mew mew mew, here's mine

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