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    So, an anecdote: My friend and I log in around noon to do some farming in SSG. Coral and Abyss Sahagin are my favorite targets. I'll write a guide someday when I stop being lazy. Anyway we farm there happily for about an hour when I see Coral pop over my shoulder, turn to sleep it (so it's not buffed six ways to sunday when we get around to it - whm NM) when out of nowhere this nin pops up and vokes it. Seriously irritating timing but it's not out of the ordinary to have competition, including from anon no-shells such as these dressing in all NQ gear off the AH.

    Then my thf friend says she just got a tell from them asking if we're RMT. Her with the relic boots and sirocco kukri, me with the glaringly obvious relic hat, assault jerkin, and joy/justice combo. In short a whole bunch of unsellable timesink gear that no RMT would ever have, certainly not all at once. She asks how many RMT they've seen wearing relic and gets "idk." We continue.

    Now, usually I'm a courteous farmer. I ask ahead where all the thieves are before I come to the zone so I can avoid competition, and when someone else shows up at my camp I'll offer to split pops because I hate competing for claims. Heck when I'm alone I'll log and wait for competition to leave at this camp, but when my friend and I have made a date to be here that just isn't happening, and when someone vokes a claim out from under me that just brings out the devil in me. So at once we change our strategy from clearing the room to focusing on NM pops and specifically avoiding clearing potential links that we can deal with a lot better than they can.

    I guess some background is in order. This room has two NMs that pop in it about every 25 minutes, Coral and Abyss, whm and brd. There's also a drg NM that pops every 21-24 hours that pops in the exact same place and has a HUGE link radius. All use their jobs' two hour abilities.

    So round one they get the first pop and we get the second. Tie. Round two we get the first pop and they get aggro ... and then claim the second NM. Now, they're nin thf whm so honestly there's no reason any players with a shred of skill shouldn't have been able to handle this situation. If the thf had just disengaged the NQ drg sahagin to assist the nin on the NM whm and let the whm repose the add. They'd have had to resleep after benediction and risk losing claim on the drg, but who cares? All it's got is a ~1% chance to drop coral fragments just like everything else in the room. Nope. They decide to either be stupid or greedy or both and fight two mobs with strong AoEs at once two feet from eachother. They wipe. I could've saved them really but I was already pissed off at the claim steal and the did look highly RMTish so I just let survival of the fittest do its thing. Naturally we took the mobs after they died. The whm reraises and calls us RMT again.

    At this point I'm feeling pretty bad. Guilt over doing the asshole thing overpowered my frustration at them for .. well .. being in my camp. So I send the whm a tell saying I'm sorry I let them die, told him what they could've done to avoid wiping, my friend and I were going to leave the camp to them, and did he need any help getting his group back on its feet? I know somebody's going to chime in on this and say I was not as nice in these tells as I make it seem, but those who know me know that I own up to my bad behavior and am capable of being quite civil with even someone whose throat I wish strongly to tear out. As I say the last bit about helping them, the three of them run past us towards the exit of the area and I get a tell from the whm that says "{Good bye.} RMT {/blacklist}" ... mmkay I'm starting to feel less bad about being a dick to these guys again. I try to apologize again in /say thinking maybe one of them hasn't blisted me but I get no response. Okay ..

    Feeling no longer quite so charitable, I decide to go back on my word and stay at the camp until my friend's inv fills up. No point in leaving while they're weakened anyway. We go about our business; good times ensue. About, idk an hour later they show up again and get into position to claim NMs. First NM pops, they get claim. Second NM pops, they get claim, bot OHAI2U it's Ocean—the NM that brings his own link to the party, and on top of that they manage to aggro a DC mnk for their blink tanks to deal with. About half the fight goes by before the whm realizes repose exists and he has it, and they valiantly manage to take down Ocean and his wyvern with an add in tow without anyone dying. Except that they manage to aggro another drg in the process and subsequently suffer humiliating defeat at the hands of two DC mobs while my thf and I take down Coral. Just wow.

    By then we'd been farming for maybe 4 hours so we call it quits to get food and whatnot. The "RMT?" group is raised and resting in the true sound NMs' spawn area when we leave. At least I've convinced myself that they are not actually RMTs. RMTs have more skill than that.

    I swear that place makes me an awful person but hey, I'm an awful person with ~160k more gil than I showed up with and got treated to a comedy of errors to boot.
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    Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

    With farming and NM's, it's fair game. I would have let the other party die as well, if they were competing me for claims. They must not camp NM's that often to even know what an RMT is.
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    • #3
      Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

      I laughed. Only way idiots will learn is to continually screw up and slowly learn from that. People being dicks from the get-go automatically rules out me feeling bad for not saving them. If they couldn't handle to pops themselves, they shouldn't have been there to begin with.
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      • #4
        Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

        Obviously you need to stop acting like wonderfully equipped RMT.
        I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

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        • #5
          Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

          Your behavior wasn't befitting of an Admin. Ban him, I say!

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          • #6
            Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

            Originally posted by Taskmage View Post
            As I say the last bit about helping them, the three of them run past us towards the exit of the area and I get a tell from the whm that says "{Good bye.} RMT {/blacklist}" ... mmkay I'm starting to feel less bad about being a dick to these guys again. I try to apologize again in /say thinking maybe one of them hasn't blisted me but I get no response. Okay ..
            /blisting you is their loss, not yours. In fact, they did you a favor. Now, you don't have to be subject to their ridiculous RMT accusations.
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            • #7
              Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

              I love the people who assume that just because you're camping against them, you're somehow an RMT. Yes, we're all RMTs and the world is out to get you.

              On funny instance was when I was once farming back on Titan in Zitah one day, I was on my Taru as RDM just farming Goobuues and whatnot. This WHM and a WAR show up and start voking mobs I had my sword drawn on and was just about to hit them. Pretty annoying. So I see them fighting a goobuue later and they get a link, I grab it because its yellow, not out of a sense of kindness.

              WAR flips out on me telling me I stole "thier" mob.

              Hilarity ensues, the WAR starts off with the "Have you ever camped an HNM? You don't steal other people's mobs" bit.

              It wasn't his goobuue, it was unclaimed and it certainly didn't stop him from "stealing" the mobs I had my sword drawn on. What does this have to do with camping, claiming or fighting an HNM? I wasn't really sure, I mean, I had camped some from time to time on my BRD, but I didn't see what that had to do with farming tree cuttings and moss.

              I guess it was about epeen or something. Since that didn't work, he tried a fallback.

              "I'm just helping my WHM friend farm."

              Let's see, WAR/NIN and WHM/NIN farming. WHM/NIN has all the spells for farming that I have, cept I didn't have /NIN. I didn't seem to be having trouble killing these as RDM/THF at anyrate and didn't see why a level 60 WHM/NIN couldn't fend for themselves on these. I mean, yeah, maybe Keeper of Halidom could be a problem, but that aside you'd have to fail horribly at playing FFXI to not be able to kill a Goobue in Zitah at level 60.

              Moreover, they weren't /THF and thus, actually wasting mobs and getting fewer drops.

              Well, WAR just keeps on being an asshole. Since he couldnt' find a better way to get rid of me, he told me to "Go buy gil."

              One day I encounter that WAR, this time they're a BLU while I'm on the boat to Nashmau on Kitten. Being a COR, I know all to well about Proteus, who drops a rather lovely COR sword and is Charybdis' evil little step-brother. He has lower defense and HP, but all the power and speed of his big brother.

              Suffice to say, I gladly stood aside as this guy attempted to fight it and get eaten alive. Not knowing who I actually was, he sends me a tell asking for a raise.

              "I'm COR/RNG, I haven't worked out my /WHM sub yet," I tell him.

              "..."

              Well, it was the truth at the time and probably my favorite reason for not having levelled it at that point. Felt like telling him to go nag his WHM friend for a raise, but thought leaving him dead on the port in Nashmau was satisfying enough, he had to HP. I could have raised him on Foobar, but I couldn't be bothered, I had cards to by and all that.

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              • #8
                Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                TM, you were way too nice. I know I have a tendency to act similarly but it always comes around and bites me in the arse. I know you know the feeling. LOL
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                But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
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                God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
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                • #9
                  Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                  People are so "RMT" paranoid nowadays they assume that everyone is out to get them.

                  I'm grateful that my sky LS (That I only show up once every 2 months for) doesn't think this way about other SKY LSes.. But seriously.. There's way too many people per-server, per-area where someone can be considered RMT.

                  Now, there is this Hume Female, and while she's not RMT, I feel bad for her because I ALWAYS see her farming Lesser Gylahs. Day and night. That's a fate worse than death.
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                  • #10
                    Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                    Who were they Taskmage? I want to /blist them too >_>. Send me a /tell lol
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                    • #11
                      Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                      I still think you're a jerk because I couldn't change your avatar using the store. Stupid admin priveleges.
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                      • #12
                        Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                        So just what did you want to change it to anyways?
                        Originally posted by Feba
                        But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                        Originally posted by Taskmage
                        God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                        Originally posted by DakAttack
                        ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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                        • #13
                          Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                          A picture of him eating a very large hat. > .>
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                          • #14
                            Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                            Originally posted by TheGrandMom View Post
                            So just what did you want to change it to anyways?


                            That. And yeah I should add a Time Mage hat in there.
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                            • #15
                              Re: In which Taskmage plays the asshole

                              *snicker*
                              Originally posted by Feba
                              But I mean I do not mind a good looking man so long as I do not have to view his penis.
                              Originally posted by Taskmage
                              God I hate my periods. You think passing a clot through a vagina is bad? Try it with a penis.
                              Originally posted by DakAttack
                              ...I'm shitting dicks out of my eyeballs in excitement for the next bestgreating game of all time ever.

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