Im at a loss

[TheGrandMom]

Re: Im at a loss

More proof that all women are by nature 100% evil.

Oh come on, you know you've wanted to say that to a woman! IF YOU HAVE A FAT ASS TO BEGIN WITH YES YOUR ASS IS GOING TO BE BIG IN THOSE JEANS! If you don't have a fat ass then you have nothing to worry about and are just being a vain bitch that needs to be slapped. I can say it.....men can't because they want in those pants. LOL

[Callisto]

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Oh come on, you know you've wanted to say that to a woman! IF YOU HAVE A FAT ASS TO BEGIN WITH YES YOUR ASS IS GOING TO BE BIG IN THOSE JEANS! If you don't have a fat ass then you have nothing to worry about and are just being a vain bitch that needs to be slapped. I can say it.....men can't because they want in those pants. LOL

Don't be silly, I just respond, "The jeans look fine dear, but I can't see your tits with you having your back turned to me like that."

Or alternatively:

"I can't really gauge it until you walk in them, perhaps you could walk to the kitchen to get me a beer and a sandwich and I can tell you how they look when you get back."

[Lmnop]

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Shit I'd sig that but mine is getting too big already ; ;

I'm on it.

Instead, start inconsistent and stay that way. Start off with some obvious lies intoned to sound like teasing, then reinforce that foundation with half-truths and honest truths made to sound like lies. When you've got her at the point where she's never sure if you're telling the truth or not or whether she should laugh or be angry, then you've basically got carte blanche to lie about whatever you want, however you want, because anything you say will be inconsistent with something else you said that she suspects is a lie, making her wonder if the new lie is the truth. If you get into trouble, you've got this whole primordial pool of possible truths that you and she can pick through to construct a worldview that will make your most recent bullshit sound downright virtuous in the context of something else that never happened.

And when that happens, when you're at the point that she's actively helping you to lie to her, you know you're in a happy, lifelong relationship.

TM, you may be one of the greatest minds of our time.

[TheGrandMom]

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Or alternatively:

"I can't really gauge it until you walk in them, perhaps you could walk to the kitchen to get me a beer and a sandwich and I can tell you how they look when you get back."

That one!

[Taskmage]

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Oh come on, you know you've wanted to say that to a woman! IF YOU HAVE A FAT ASS TO BEGIN WITH YES YOUR ASS IS GOING TO BE BIG IN THOSE JEANS! If you don't have a fat ass then you have nothing to worry about and are just being a vain bitch that needs to be slapped. I can say it.....men can't because they want in those pants. LOL

I credit the invention of the word "phat" to this situation.

[TheGrandMom]

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I credit the invention of the word "phat" to this situation.

Sorry but according to the Over 40 Law I'm not allowed to say that word.

[Feba]

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Sorry but according to the Over 40 Law I'm not allowed to say that word.

Technically correct, but you shouldn't be here at all.

[Lunaryn]

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To elaborate on what Ellipses said, it's important that when you lie you don't try to weave your current lie together with all the other lies you've told in the past. Don't do the "tangled web" thing. Not only is it entirely too much effort, but eventually you're going to mess up and make an inconsistency, or she'll find evidence that contradicts the whole alternate reality you've been building and the whole thing comes down like a house of cards. She'll reject everything you've ever said out of hand and start building her own version of the entire history of your relationship, and guaranteed, you will not like your place in it.

Instead, start inconsistent and stay that way. Start off with some obvious lies intoned to sound like teasing, then reinforce that foundation with half-truths and honest truths made to sound like lies. When you've got her at the point where she's never sure if you're telling the truth or not or whether she should laugh or be angry, then you've basically got carte blanche to lie about whatever you want, however you want, because anything you say will be inconsistent with something else you said that she suspects is a lie, making her wonder if the new lie is the truth. If you get into trouble, you've got this whole primordial pool of possible truths that you and she can pick through to construct a worldview that will make your most recent bullshit sound downright virtuous in the context of something else that never happened.

And when that happens, when you're at the point that she's actively helping you to lie to her, you know you're in a happy, lifelong relationship.

I think you've identified the fundamental dynamic of the politics of the last 8 years.

[Aeni]

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You can always rent-a-girlfriend for the times you need one.




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[TheGrandMom]

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Technically correct, but you shouldn't be here at all.

Both of you can bite me....I am allowed to say that.

[Kookyboy]

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Wow I must say I am overwhelmed by the advice and funny quips found from everyone. I've made up my mind that I'm going to play this game once I either get my buddy code or buy the game (either way I hope this happens today)

What server should I play on cause I'm going forward with this!

[emeraldpearl]

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up to you what server you want to join. I hope your gf was reasonable.... she made quite a fuss by the sounds

[Feba]

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Both of you can bite me.

I'm sure I could, but you're probably stale.

[TheGrandMom]

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Nope, FDS ftw!

[Ameroth]

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I dont think my girlfriend wants me to play this game...in fact a lot of her jokes about me playing the game are bothering me. I dunno what to do..Im scared that when I get my buddy pass ill be hammered every 5 seconds with "jokes" till im forced to quit

If you let her control you now, you're already lost. It's a video game, and unless you're girlfriend is like 13, there's no logical reason for her have that standing between you two.

Advice: Don't change who you are for some girl. Learn to love each other's differences. Unless you get married. Then you own her so it doesn't matter what you do.