If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

[Amberly]

And a little convo of what Gods/Sky NMs talk about in their "LS" when the crew is tryin' to kill them.


<Mother Globe> aggro
<Zipacna> Again? man I just had to HP cuz of these noobs
<Mother Globe> yeah, killed them, they weren't doin much damage.
<Zipacna> nice
<Mother Globe> thx
<Byakko> someone pop me........
<Zipacna> lolUlli
<Ullikummi> stfu
<Mother Globe> hahhaa
<Seiryu> ROFL
<Kirin> .

3mins later
<Mother Globe> f**k, aggro again......same group
<Zipacna> GL
<Mother Globe> killed slaves, got the puller though, idiots, going back out, brb
<Kirin> k.
<Genbu> sup guys
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Byakko> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU im getting tired of that nuts, seriously, makes me want to just quit.
<Kirin> /emoGenbu
<Genbu>
<Suzaku> ROFL!!!!
<Seriyu> awww nuts you made me get killed........
<Kirin> HAHA!
<Genbu>


<Mother Globe> Aggro again........
<Zipacna> dude wtf, seriously..
<Mother Globe> killed slaves, same as last time, brb
<Zipacna> gilsellers?
<Mother Globe> no, but just as bad, Kamikazi rofl
<Kirin> LMAO
<Seiryu> .
<Genbu> .
<Mother Globe> ...........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!

4minutes later

<Mother Globe> LMAO just watched them aggro a Detector and their PLD died.
<Zipacna> LMAO!
<Kirin>
<Seiryu> hahaha
<Genbu>
<Leaping Lizzy> .........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!!!!

4minutes later

<Mother Globe> they won't give up
<Steam Cleaner> I know...
<Zipacna> .
<Olla Grande> , sup
<Steam Cleaner> Hey olla ^^
<Olla Grande> yo, just got popped, gilsellers
<Steam Cleaner> girrserrs gonna get pwnt
<Olla Grande> gonna? already done, hahaha!
<Steam Cleaner> noice!!
<Despot> Why don't people pop me anymore....
<Kirin> ........
<Zipacna> .......
<Seiryu> ........
<Steam Cleaner> .....lolUlli
<Ullikummi> STFU
<Suzaku> LMAO
<Byakko> yeah STFU
<Kirin> LMAO!
<Nidhogg> LOL@SC dude I can't breathe
<Seriyu>

5minutes later
<Mother Globe> f**king RNG is owning me and I cant hit this god d**n NIN
<Kirin> sounds like someone's goin' down.
<Seiryu> just die and drop so they can fight me.......they tried earlier and got pwnt harder than Genbu did by that soro RDM
<Kirin> LMAO!
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!

4minutes later
<Mother Globe> dead ; ;
<Kirin> need r3?
<Mother Globe> in a couple hours, gonna go to the store, later guys
<Genbu> peace
<Steam Cleaner> later MG
<Suzaku> lata
<Kirin> Yo Suzy
<Suzaku> Yeah baby?
<Kirin> I need you and Byakko and Seiryu for a while
<Seiryu> pop?
<Suzaku> pop time?
<Kirin> yar, some noobs, yem and his ls, we should be good.
<Suzaku> k
<Byakko> omw after this
<Seriyu> Stop lying you havn't fought anyone in months
<Byakko> STFU!
<Suzaku> LMAO!!!!!!!!
<Kirin> rofl
<Seiryu> hahahaha

<Genbu> Hey...don't you need me too Kir?


15 seconds of silence......

<Sieryu> lolGenbu
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Byakko> lolGenbu
<Despot> lolGenbu
<Kirin> lolGenbu
<Genbu> GOD d**nIT!!!!!!!!!
<Leaping Lizzy> hahaha!



<Zipacna> lol they just pulled me
<Byakko> gl
<Zipacna> {Easy Prey}
<Kirin> lolKamikazi
<Zipacna> some pld just used invincible
<Byakko> you gonna stay on him?
<Zipacna> nah
<Zipacna> f**k this guy using cureIV, hold on

30 seconds later

<Zipacna> killed him
<Byakko> you ignored invincible??
<Zipacna> ya
<Fafnir> They'll call a GM on you if you do that.
<Zipacna> so?
<Fafnir> ......good point, carry on.
<Suzaku>

10minutes later

<Zipacna> pwnt
<Steam Cleaner> .... they just killed me
<Zipacna> revenge
<Zipacna> Looks like they raising for some more action
<Mother Globe> back
<Genbu> wb
<Seiryu> wb
<Mother Globe> thx, Kir you busy?
<Kirin> {Fighting Right Now!} Shinobi's lil helpers....
<Mother Globe> @3hr fight
<Kirin> I know.../sigh I need to skill up anyways.

5minutes later
<Zipacna> f**k they are doing better this time
<Mother Globe> who?
<Zipacna> Kamikazi
<Byakko> lolKamikazi
<Genbu> lolKamikazi
<Wild Rabbit> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!

15minutes later
<Zipacna> WTF they got me....
<Seiryu> how...only 6? what setup?
<Zipacna> NIN RDM BLM PLD RNG BRD
<Seiryu> ....and that killed you how?
<Zipacna> enfeebled the f**k out of me the whole fight
<Kirin> lolenfeebls
<Zipacna> STFU
<Suzaku> lmao
<Byakko> hahahaha!
<Genbu>
<Tunnel Worm> ..........lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!


<Bubbly bernie> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU
<Suzaku> oh kirin i love your manliness bang me hard!
<Suzaku> nuts mt >.>
<Suzaku> <.<
<Suzaku> >.>
<Kirin> >.>............. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Genbu> ...
<Kirin> stfu genbu
<Suzaku> lolgenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!


After an LS defeats Kirin.
<Kirin> .........
<Suzaku> .......
<Seiryu> .........
<Byakko> ......
<Genbu? .......what?
<Kirin> You f**kin' suck dude.
<Suzaku> LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
<Seiryu> HAHAHAH
<Genbu> god d**nit you act like I can take on the whole alliance....
<Byakko> dude....there was only 1 DRK left....everyone wiped.....and you had full HP...
<Genbu> STFU!!!
<Bubbling Bernie> lolGenbu
<Fenrir> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<Genbu> That's IT IM f**kING LEAVING THE LS
<Kirin> bye Mr. Emo.
<Byakko> adios
<Seiryu> LMAO
<Suzaku> GTFO
<Kirin> LMAO

Genbu breaks linkshell.
<Kirin> He'll be back, rofl.
<Byakko> nuts even if he's not back idc, he blows
<Suzaku> lolGenbu
<Ullikummi> rofl

Genbu's Application for NMAdventurerHunters.
Name: Genbu
Race: Turtle
Rank: 5Sky 1Sea 1ToAU

Jeuno Access? No
3 City Access? No
ToAU Access? No

What do you think you'd contribute most to this LS? I can spend a lot of time with the LS once I get other things done, like missions and killing gilsellers.

Greatest accomplishment? Killed 2 PLDs who accidently popped me, only took 3 hours.

Goals? Beat that f**king RDM who keeps soloing me.

Adventurer Hunter LS discussion.

<Fafnir> lolGenbu applied for us.
<King Behemoth> lmfao.....
<Simurgh> ughhhhh...
<Roc> rofl we should let him in.
<Fafnir> Why....just to make fun of him?
<Roc> ya
<Fafnir> WOOT ok.

Genbu is given a pearl to Adventurer Hunters.

<Genbu> Hey everyone!

45 seconds later.

<Genbu> I said Hi!
<Simurgh> oh...hey
<Roc> ya what he said..


Roc>> dude sim
>>Simurgh ya?
Roc>> say lolGenbu
>>Simurgh LMFAO you do it

<King Behemoth> roflGenbu

Roc>> LMFAO
>>Simurgh LMFAO

<Fafnir> LOL dude...
<Genbu> zoned, what's up?
<King Behemoth> rofl...nothing

Sky LS.

<Kirin> dude...
<Sieryu> where's your car?
<Byakko> lmao
<Kirin> stfu
<Suzaku> hahaha
<Kirin> I miss Genbu...
<Suzaku> lolGenbu.......so do I
<Leaping Lizzy> but he f**king sucks
<Seiryu> rofl true
<Kirin> hahaha
<Tunnel Worm> let's get him back
<Mother Globe> Hey fellas
<Zipacna> sup...guys I might have to quit soon....
<Mother Globe> What? why?....
<Zipacna> lolGenbu left
<Mother Globe> LMFAO
<Suzaku> rofl!!
<Zipacna> stfu
<Olla Grande> ima go smoke some trees till he gets back, lata bruthas
<Kirin> later...
Olla Leaves.
<Kirin> that guy's weird...
<Sieryu> !
<Byakko> yeah
<Mother Globe> lolUlli
<Ullikummi> stfu!!
<Suzaku> hahahaha

Adventurer Hunters

<Genbu> So guys, what's on the menu for tonight?
<King Behemoth> turtle...
<Fafnir> LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Simurgh> OMG lmao!!!
<Roc> rofl
<Alkyoneus> that's so f**ked up...
<King Behemoth> stfu Alkynfaliiogjewagijouhglkjhdasslkjgh
<Roc> lmao
<Fafnir> alky's emo
Alkyoneus has left the LS.
<Simurgh> LMAO
<Genbu>
<Fafnir> .......
<Simurgh> ......
<King Behemoth> ......
<Genbu> what?
<Bune> lolGenbu
<Genbu> STFU!!!!!!!!

(ps.. not meant to offend other ls's) ^^

[Jonastb]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

Ha ha, that was great.

[MrMageo]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

lol thats probably one of the best reads ive had in a while, its so true lolgenbu is exactly what they all would say, even tunnel worm that little guy. Nice post I recomend a sticky just for comedic relief.

[Murphie]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

Man, this thread is comedy gold.

[Kuro]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

I read about 2/3's then it just got repetetive.

lolgenbu.

[Aksannyi]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

I had heard this before over the phone, nice to sit down and read it at my own pace. :p

Oh, and I made this a little while ago:


Somehow appropriate, yes?

[LilithAngel]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

I coulda swore I've read something like this earlier somewhere, but it's just as good now as it was then. Fun Times.

[Telera]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

Ah. Cute and hysterical, even for a LOLQUITTAR like me.

Even the Wild Rabbit got in on mocking poor Genbu.

*pats his head*

Hey, should I name my turtle pet in LotR Genbu...? See how many reactions I get from XI vets? Or how many GM calls get made on me because of the RPers who have no fucking sense of humor...

[DakAttack]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

I had heard this before over the phone, nice to sit down and read it at my own pace. :p

Somebody has too much free time.

[Alshandra]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

thanks for the chuckles that was good XD

[Aksannyi]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

Somebody has too much free time.

My boyfriend insisted on reading it to me one night, lol.

[Amberly]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

I'm glad I could bring a smile to some of this sites sad/mean posters.

XD


P.S. My sky ls is now named lolgenbu b/c of this post.

[Feba]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

Man, this thread is comedy gold.

(but probably not for the reason you think it is)

Nostalgia?

[Murphie]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

Nope.

[Quetzalcoatl]

Re: If gods/hnm/sky had a ls....

ahahaha great post LOL.