The FFXI Uncyclopedia o.O

[Balfree]

It is my personal belief that its probably old to the likes of Feba and others such as. But here it is...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_XI

[Jei]

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Seamless world that eliminates the dated concept of "zoning." An elaborate hand drawn canvas replaces the sprite based overworld of previous games, allowing faster character travel between outdoor areas and cities, while Chocobos make the journey even faster.

this is kinda sad when you think about it....

[Feba]

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Balfree: only about a year and a half old, but yeah.

[Yellow Mage]

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I'm pretty sure I've read it already (haven't clicked the link in the OP, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it before) . . .

Is it the one with "Thief's 2-hour special is Perfect Dodge, which lets them be killed by magic?" If it is, then, yes, I've seen it before.

[Raydeus]

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I didn't get the memo.

[DakAttack]

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Haven't read it before myself,

Red Mages are people who can't make up their mind. Should i be a white mage? should i be a black mage? should i be a warrior? i think i like men and women? all these thoughts lead people to be red mages.

[fallenintoshadows]

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Gil buyer
Masters of the bow, gun, crossbow, and online chinese gill buying, Gil buyers are an elite class in the game. For a mere $90 one can acquire 2 million gil and buy all the most uber gear and ruin the economy all at once! One can wear leather clothes and shoot things, not to mention the extreme pleasure of being able to receive abuse from the rest of the players

They got one bit accurate.

[LilithAngel]

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I find it funny that they actually correctly predicted (or just put it up shortly after it was announced) the Chocobo Whistles.

[Omgwtfbbqkitten]

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Its sad when something stops being funny so quickly.

[Cometgreen]

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It seems like most contributors to that article don't understand the point of uncyclopedia.

[Murphie]

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I dunno, it's not that great an article. I see the angle they are going for, but it mostly falls short of being funny. Plus, the ad for GM Dave near the bottom is pretty lame. It's like "Poorly written satire poorly written satire poorly written satire brown nosing of Taodyn poorly written satire poorly written satire."

[Rain_Blade]

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Samurais have found to have a third nipple, which can be used threw the ability "Third eye", By using this ability they're able to dodge the next hit directed to them

Weird.

[Feba]

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When I read this first, it was a lot funnier, yet another downside of wikis.