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    Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

    La la la, I like sugar. SUGAR! Need some... Sugar. I like sound. I like to attack it! I love it, sugar and sound. What's that? Sounds like blood sugar over there! Hey! Hey you over there! What are you? A lv 32 RDM or something? Hey! I'm talking to you... You're just going to rest there? Do you have any sugar? Or Sound? Hey! Just resting huh? AFK? Fine! "Whack" (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage),
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon hits Evion for 40 points of damage)
    (Anticon has defeated Evion)

    Hey! I told you man! I told you... I like sugar


    Moral of the story, sound-aggro mobs don't care whether or not you make sound and Ants like sugar...








    Current Server: Asura
    Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10)
    Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male
    Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM
    Main Craft: 73 Cloth

    (Read this at a normal pace...)
    Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.
    Tags: altepa, aniticon, east, story
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  • #2
    Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

    What the hell is this?
    I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

    HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

    loose
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    • #3
      Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

      This is called humor. Good one Avion, enjoyed it.
      "All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness." - Mark Kennedy
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      • #4
        Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

        Maybe you missed the moral of the story at the bottom. Its pretty much the question/conversation starter. Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting?
        Current Server: Asura
        Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10)
        Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male
        Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM
        Main Craft: 73 Cloth

        (Read this at a normal pace...)
        Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.
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        • #5
          Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

          What the hell is an Anticon?
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          • #6
            Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

            Originally posted by Evion View Post
            Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting?
            Because they can hear you breathing. Or maybe it's the sound your armor makes as you breathe. Something like that.
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            • #7
              Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

              Originally posted by Evion View Post
              Maybe you missed the moral of the story at the bottom. Its pretty much the question/conversation starter. Why do mobs that are supposed to aggro sound attack you if you're resting?

              breathing makes a sound now that your dead you make no sound!
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              • #8
                Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                they can hear you breathing
                "Death shall seek you out, If death fails, I promise you, i wont." ~ Srxjo (me)
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                • #9
                  Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                  I didn't double-check the mob name, but I think that's the name of those ant/man-like creatures in east altepa.

                  Breathing?!

                  Now I understand and am very sad...
                  Current Server: Asura
                  Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10)
                  Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male
                  Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM
                  Main Craft: 73 Cloth

                  (Read this at a normal pace...)
                  Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                    Originally posted by Solymir View Post
                    This is called humor.
                    For it to be humour, it would have to be humourous, this wasn't.
                    I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are.

                    HTTP Error 418 - I'm A Teapot - The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout.

                    loose
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                    • #11
                      Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                      Awww, you didn't think so? You are the only one on this site that I thought, if he likes it, then everyone will. Well, I gues everyone won't... /em stands in the corner and cries while people laugh at him.
                      Current Server: Asura
                      Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10)
                      Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male
                      Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM
                      Main Craft: 73 Cloth

                      (Read this at a normal pace...)
                      Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                        I thought it was funny.

                        I hate ants.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                          Originally posted by Feba View Post
                          What the hell is an Anticon?
                          It's a transformer that lives in East Altepa.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                            Now THAT'S funny!
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                            Current Home Nation: Bastok (Rank 10)
                            Race/Sex: Elvaan/Male
                            Main Job: 75 DRK / 37 SAM,RDM,NIN,WAR,WHM
                            Main Craft: 73 Cloth

                            (Read this at a normal pace...)
                            Tihs Msseage Connat Be Raed By Nromal Huamn Biegns. Pelsae Ntoify Yuor Firedns Taht If Tehy Can Raed Tihs, Taht Tehy Aenr't Namrol...Cnovrresly, Atmpetnig To Raed Tihs Msasege At Nmaorl Pcae And Bineg Albe To, Cna't be Namrol Etiehr...If Yor'ue Albe To Raed Tihs, Tehn Mybae Yur'oe Not Nrmaol.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Story of the East Altepa Aniticon

                              No, it isn't.
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