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They don't exist. Really. If you think you saw one you are imagining things. Wash the thought from your mind.
However, purely for the sake of your own psychological well-being, follow these directions in case you do ever think you are seeing one of these mythological creatures in the future. In your mind, where the creature truly lives, direct your cursor to the [!] picture in the bottom left corner of the "post." Click. Then, type a few sentences verifying the delusion of the adbot to yourself and submit the report. This is the first step of the healing process. This is especially important if you don't see any moderators online. As you know, moderators are real and are always watching even if you can't see them. The fiction of there being no moderators online could be a sign of more advanced psychosis. Report immediately under these circumstances or you may find yourself trapped in the nightmare of seeing "adbot" posts in every forum you look.
Please do not attempt to reply to these so-called threads. To do so would only be feeding the dark fantasy of their existence. Obviously since there is no thread, it is ridiculous to think that you could reply to it, or that you ever have replied to such a thread in the past. Merely report the post and forget it ever existed. If you do "reply" to the thread it is likely that on returning to the site you will find that neither the thread nor your alleged reply ever existed, causing undue mental strain.
Thank you for your cooperation, and remember to always take your soma.
Sincerely,
Big Brother
However, purely for the sake of your own psychological well-being, follow these directions in case you do ever think you are seeing one of these mythological creatures in the future. In your mind, where the creature truly lives, direct your cursor to the [!] picture in the bottom left corner of the "post." Click. Then, type a few sentences verifying the delusion of the adbot to yourself and submit the report. This is the first step of the healing process. This is especially important if you don't see any moderators online. As you know, moderators are real and are always watching even if you can't see them. The fiction of there being no moderators online could be a sign of more advanced psychosis. Report immediately under these circumstances or you may find yourself trapped in the nightmare of seeing "adbot" posts in every forum you look.
Please do not attempt to reply to these so-called threads. To do so would only be feeding the dark fantasy of their existence. Obviously since there is no thread, it is ridiculous to think that you could reply to it, or that you ever have replied to such a thread in the past. Merely report the post and forget it ever existed. If you do "reply" to the thread it is likely that on returning to the site you will find that neither the thread nor your alleged reply ever existed, causing undue mental strain.
Thank you for your cooperation, and remember to always take your soma.
Sincerely,
Big Brother
for me k?
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