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...I learned from my moogle:
It's okay to spin around in circles when you get a new job.
Girls like short, round and cuddly things.
It's okay to ask for items from your boss when you go on vacation.
It's okay to lay on your boss's bed and give him whatever you found there as a gift.
Girls will think your adorable if you say Kupo a lot.
It's okay to check your boss's garden and harvest what he's grown.
...I learned from my chocobo.
Kweh is a perfect answer for any question.
Digging things up with your nose is fun.
It's okay to abandon whoever's riding with you in a dangerous area.
It's okay to make people feed you for hours and hours before giving them a ride.
...I learned from my taru.
Girls like short, cuddly and round things.
It's okay to jump up and down while waving your hands around to ask for money.
Giant, freakshow sized heads are a sign of intelligence.
Girls will think you're adorable if you talk in rhymes and baby talk.
It's okay to hump the leg of someone taller then you.
The world is a forest of legs and asses, make what use of them you can.
...I learned from Beastmen.
It's okay to chase someone down and whack them in the head with a stick/club/sword/axe.
It's okay to hook up with all your friends to beat up on a person or six.
Being ugly is a lifestyle, not a choice.
Anyone sitting down or kneeling is an acceptable target.
Ambushing people is a legitimate hobby. (I hate goblins)
...I learned from NMs.
People will love you if you have something they want.
It's okay not to give people the things they want... repeatedly.
Making people wait 20 hours for you is okay.
Just a fun little thread since I was bored while my daughter plays the game instead of me. Feel free to add some stuff to it if you like. I know I will later on when my brain isn't on lockdown.
It's okay to spin around in circles when you get a new job.
Girls like short, round and cuddly things.
It's okay to ask for items from your boss when you go on vacation.
It's okay to lay on your boss's bed and give him whatever you found there as a gift.
Girls will think your adorable if you say Kupo a lot.
It's okay to check your boss's garden and harvest what he's grown.
...I learned from my chocobo.
Kweh is a perfect answer for any question.
Digging things up with your nose is fun.
It's okay to abandon whoever's riding with you in a dangerous area.
It's okay to make people feed you for hours and hours before giving them a ride.
...I learned from my taru.
Girls like short, cuddly and round things.
It's okay to jump up and down while waving your hands around to ask for money.
Giant, freakshow sized heads are a sign of intelligence.
Girls will think you're adorable if you talk in rhymes and baby talk.
It's okay to hump the leg of someone taller then you.
The world is a forest of legs and asses, make what use of them you can.
...I learned from Beastmen.
It's okay to chase someone down and whack them in the head with a stick/club/sword/axe.
It's okay to hook up with all your friends to beat up on a person or six.
Being ugly is a lifestyle, not a choice.
Anyone sitting down or kneeling is an acceptable target.
Ambushing people is a legitimate hobby. (I hate goblins)
...I learned from NMs.
People will love you if you have something they want.
It's okay not to give people the things they want... repeatedly.
Making people wait 20 hours for you is okay.
Just a fun little thread since I was bored while my daughter plays the game instead of me. Feel free to add some stuff to it if you like. I know I will later on when my brain isn't on lockdown.
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