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There are painters who transform the sun into a yellow spot,
but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence
transform a yellow spot into the sun.
- Pablo Picasso
Don't have any screenshots, but this happened all in the same night:
First off, I set up a vent server about 8 months ago, so I don't type very much anymore (outside of typical party shit). My vent went down for whatever reason that night, so we were reduced to actually typing again, and we were all messing up bad... ^^
We were getting ready to trio in Sauromugue Champaign (in port jeuno next to ah)...
me: /l I need to borrow your Astral Ring player
ls1: /l ok thats cool but dont you try and steal it u fuck
me: /l yeah fuck that ima sell that shit right now
ls2: /l god you're such an asshole ^^
me: (forget the /l)FUCK YOU YOURE THE ASSHOLE!!! ^^
(many stares from half the peeps in port jueno at the time)
About an hour later, in :
ls1: /l who are these assholes trying to steal all our mobs? (we just noticed a couple peeps duoing near us)
ls2: /l Fuck that don't they know we own this zone??
me: /l yeah we should see if SE would let us rent a zone for a couple hours lol ^^
ls1: /l god that would be so fucking broken
ls2: /l yeah that be great, "Sorry Sandy is being rented right now, come back later!"
me: /l that'd be hysterical *shoots self in the head*
me: Anyways, hurry and grab one of those lizard things before one of those other two fucks do (no /l again, yay!)
ls1: /l omg lol ^^
(I get examined by the other people repeatedly)
me: /l goddamnit, I want my vent back ; ;
ls2: /l wow, thats the way, tourettes ftw!
me: /l I guess if you're gonna mt thats the way to do it
ls1: /l yeah, this typing shit's for the fucking birds
me: /l If you need me I'll hiding behind this rock. Tell me when they leave...
ls1: /l Im gonna tell them where you are so they can bitch slap you
me: /l do you want this Astral Ring back or not? ^^
ls1: /l damn, now thats just dirty ^^
Anyways, karma's a bitch cause I died twice within 30 minutes of that whole escapade...
I'm a slow motion accident, lost in coffee rings and fingerprints...
-Frou Frou, "Hear Me Out"
/p "I don't know, he was speaking Greek." "What was he saying?" "*shrug* It was greek to me..."
/p And I'm the only one on my class that got that joke...
(NIN) O.o
(THF) wut
/p ...crud mt
(NIN) That was the best MT evar
Sorry for the necro bump, but seriously funniest mispelling ever. Not exactly a MT but it was so freaking hilarious I had to post it anyway. You should have heard her laughing at herself over Vent, it was priceless.
And this one's at my own expense but hey, this is what you get for Cyb3rinG.
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