If ffxi was real

[Irisjir Callard]

Re: If ffxi was real

And don't fall for cheap imitations either....I don't know Ron, but I know I tried to get the buff "Steady good sex" several times and it's never worked yet.

[Hantz]

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I've found the "infrequent, somewhat decent sex" buff in a few places.

[Aksannyi]

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Heck, guys, I'm married and I can't even find that buff.

Sometimes, however, I need the "leave me alone, i'm tired" buff.

[Melita]

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Ron is a scammer, i got a screeny somewhere. I saw he was selling a certain "Stedy Sex Scroll"
Yep no a in steady. Cheap knockoffs is all they are. Side effects include:
Genital Herpes.
Depression.

Damn good thing i saw the flaw before I bought one!!!


I think i went to far with that...

[Corthaemus]

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If FFXI were real, I would be a millionaire.

[Melita]

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If FFXI were real id be dead because my computer is fried right now -_-

[Aksannyi]

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If FFXI were real, I would be a millionaire.

That is true, but in today's economy on most servers, that wouldn't mean much.

[Tirrock]

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If real life were like FFXI... Nobody would ever die of gun shots from point-blank range. Not only would the shooter's accuracy be horrible (unless they had raw fish for lunch), but the bullet would do so little damage that it'd probably just give them a bruise.

[Feba]

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Sometimes, however, I need the "leave me alone, i'm tired" buff.

That's a gender ability, silly.

[Tirrock]

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Now that I think about it...

If FFXI were real, then eating a subway sandwhich, a steak, or some sort of curry would make you not only feel stronger...but make you pull the trigger harder, doing more damage.

[Murphie]

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That's a gender ability, silly.

I dunno. I've used it more than a few times.

[Hamlet]

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Now that I think about it...

If FFXI were real, then eating a subway sandwhich, a steak, or some sort of curry would make you not only feel stronger...but make you pull the trigger harder, doing more damage.

lol