Cool Fun Emote Macros

[Aniclator]

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I'm Elvaan male

After being teleported

/stagger
/wait 3
/em hurls his lunch thanks to the bumpy ride
/bow motion

[Eohmer]

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heh, I want to see that one! :-P

[Blaez]

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I use this one

/mad <t>

/emote runs towards <t>

/emote smacks the ^$#& out of <t>

/fume motion <t>

[Aries Black]

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<-<

Just for kicks I did

/welcome motion
/em say I love <t> this much!

/kneel motion
/em say <t>, will you marry me?

>.>;

So far I'm engaged to a WHM in my LS, a tunnel worm, and Paval the NPC by Bastok Gate.


>_>

[Sasaki]

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My fishing macro for fishing with my H*R friends:

/emote does a little jig to lure the fish
/panic motion
/wait 1
/fish
/say Come on, get on the line, fish fish!

My "tank" macro (funnier on WHM, not so funny on DRK):

/point motion
/em slaps <t> and tanks it {Hand to hand}
/cheer motion

My Pokemon macro (need a pet and something targeted):

/point
/wait 1
/say <pet>, I choose you!
/toss motion
/pet "Assault" <t>

[Asir]

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I don't have any good macros for my humes and elvaan yet, but my taru has some cute ones.

In a shop

/em can't see over the counter.
/joy motion
/wait 2
/em hates being a midget sometimes.
/stagger motion

Pervertaru (Girl Power)

/em sneaks up on <t> and pinches their buttocks.
/toss motion
/wait 1
/em hides from <t> now.
/ma "Invisible" <me>

Dealing with Perverts (best done with a club)

/em hits the pervert <t> in the nards.
/hurray motion
/wait 2
/s Perverts have nards!
/panic motion

Looting Dead Bodies

/em looks around suspiciously.
/no motion
/wait 2
/em steals <t>'s gil and boxer shorts.
/kneel motion

[Kadenmire]

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I always liked this one for when I'm useing Provoke

/ point motion <t>
/wait 1
/ angry motion
/ em gives the finger and swears loudly
/ ja "Provoke" <t>
/wait 1
/ attack <t>

[LyonheartLakshmi]

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A Mithra in my pt was once playing around with some emote motions, and I helped her make the following:

/em <me> readies Combo.
/cheer motion
/wait 2
/sigh motion


Two punches and a kick!

[Eohmer]

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<-<

Just for kicks I did

/welcome motion
/em say I love <t> this much!

/kneel motion
/em say <t>, will you marry me?

>.>;

So far I'm engaged to a WHM in my LS, a tunnel worm, and Paval the NPC by Bastok Gate.


>_>

lol...

I'm going to use something like this when I get my NIN AF and able to buy all the female armor stuff for my GF.

[Stiker]

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My LS has gotten into the habit of "tea-bagging" dead bodies. It may be a little immature, but it's funny as hell and definitely takes the frustration out of dying sometimes (also a great taunt in Ballista or Diorama fights).

/em tea bags <t>.
/kneel motion

As for my personal goof off macros (I'm Elvaan Male), I have a few favorites. The hump (while behind the victim...er someone else):

/em humps <t>.
/joy motion
/wait 2
/joy motion
/wait 2
/joy motion

The fart:

/em farts and waves it in <t>'s direction
/toss motion
/wait 2
/toss motion
/wait 2
/toss motion

And my personal favorite:

/s No <t>...I swear I haven't been drinking...
/stagger
/wait 2
/em falls flat on his ass!
/sit

[Ryouken]

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Here's some of mine

Hot Dream

/sit
/doze
/wait 3
/em dreams about being in a hot tub with five Mithra
/wait 5
/grin

Holy Crap!

/panic motion
/em looks at the <t> and craps his pants!

Mentally Challenged

/salute motion
/wait 1
/salute motion
/wait 1
/salute motion
/wait 1
/salute motion

Me so cool lol

Btw, this may seem really off topic (I didnt want to waste space on the forum by making a thread for this), but can anyone tell me where I can buy slacks (lvl 8 leggings)?

[Sasaki]

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The Auction House, and they drop from Yagudo Mendicant. They're apparently not in NPC shops =o_O=

[Jugil]

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I got one that goes as follows (Tarutaru):

/panic motion
/em serves <t>
/wait 2 (or 3 Forgive me; I'm not at home, and don't remember)
/point motion
/say You got served!!!

Always a good stress reliever :D

[Ryouken]

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The Auction House, and they drop from Yagudo Mendicant. They're apparently not in NPC shops =o_O=

Not sold in NPC shops

lol, guess I'm going to have to go to Jeuno then

Here's another fun emote I use!

He-man!?

/triumph motion (I think thats it, its the one where the avatar lifts his weapon the air)
/say By the power of Grey Skull I am (your name)

[jiral]

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Kinda quickly scrolled through, but here's a couple I've used in the past that usually got a giggle:

Ranged Pull:
/p Heads up, there's a <t> about to take an arrow up the butt.
/wait 1
/ra <t>
/wait 5
/p Oh yeah, it's pissed.

Char is Hume Male. There's certain circumstances that have to be met for these to work.

Female Breast Exam (works on Hume Female, Mithra, some Elvaan Female - have to be facing the "woman"):
/em gives <t> a breast exam.
/welcome motion

Male Exam (works on Elvaan Male and I think Galka - have to be facing the guy)
/em looks at <t>.
/wait 1
/s Turn your head and cough.
/welcome motion