You know you play FFXI too much when...

[Squall_Japan]

-When you try to change the camera angle in other games.
-doing ALT+S etc. in yahoo messenger and other chat
-trying to close windows program by pressing ESC
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[711rocks]

when you say something stupid and game related in real life
i told my teacher to level her subjob a couple weeks ago...
i think i have a problem

[hoboman]

when you try to get your name to float above your head by using some tape and a wire or
when you look at a70 foot cliff and think "maybe i should jump, i'm being chased by a mob(A.K.A. gangster goin after your head with a gun) this cliff looks like a safe way to escape" jump, and break your legs

theres my 2 gil

[Corrderio]

When you play FFXI, in your dreams, this really happened, I was dreaming i fought in the maze to get my skull, work up and thought "WTF, I was at the computer a min. ago", fell back asleep, and did it again

[Atla]

When your watching playboy and are'nt getting horny so you call Hugh Hefner and say "You should really think about getting some mithra babes"

When your high and you start seeing everything like its the FFXI world and then you realize your not high.

When your at school and your teacher writes Human on the board and you raise your hand and say "You spelled it wrong its spelled H-U-M-E.

When you forget about usuing the bathroom because you never do it in FFXI.

When your playing basketball and hit a half court shot and someone says "you've got range damn" and then you say "yeah im level 64".

When your RL friend asks you where you want to fish and you say "I think the selbina boat would work".

When your playing capture the flag in gym and you get in trouble for beating the hell out of another kid and the principle asks you why you did it and you say "Why what its ballista? Not my fault the noobert did'nt know how to play" and she looks at you stunned and says well what did you get by doing this? and you say "The choobie had 7 petro's it was worth it" and you pull 7 crack rocks out of your pocket and go "damn there a little green must be my monitor gamma".

[kedo1]

when u don't know what to call "money" anymore. In RL or GL, I have to pause to think how to say what something cost.

When u reply a email to friends who don't play FFXI and them replying back saying "what the hell does "/em" mean? "Why don't u just use the animation face? why keep typing "/smile, /hurray, /cry and stupid crap?"

When u are tired from work b/c u only had 3 hours of sleep from FFXI exping grind, then telling yourself "ok, I am gonna nap as soon as I get home, but I need to check my mule to see if my items sold".............end result = get on, play for 10 hours straight, end up with 3 hours of sleep b4 having to work again. /sigh

.....this is the worst one of all.......when u are actuallly thinking about buying a daily planner for FFXI b/c there are too many things to keep track of. Monday: af1 helping, Tuesday: key pty, wednesday: avatar pty...etc.. /blush

[jerseylemon]

When u can't go on vacation because your tree cuttings will die.

[GSDragoon]

A conversation me and my bro had on AIM:

GSDragoon: ok, i'm back
Bro: cool
Bro: I'm prolly going to go eat at 4:30
Bro: /l that's the earliest the commons opens for dinner
GSDragoon: /l?
GSDragoon: LOL
Bro: lol
Bro: omg, I didn't notice that
GSDragoon: wow
GSDragoon: you play too much FFXI when...
Bro: it's my subconcience
GSDragoon: FFXIOnline need a topic like that
Bro: haha, yeah
GSDragoon: you going on now?
GSDragoon: ...
GSDragoon: /slap <me>

[kazuri]

When you call money "Gil". It's happened before. -__-;

[Silverback]

When your in the middle of the mall and you shout out that you need a Tel-Dem,Holla,or Mea 500 gil reward.............wait for it.........












And only to come to find out about half if not more of the people there are whm's and run up to you trying to pt with you........lol.......



Silverback

[tekrebel]

When you go to meet a friend and you actually slap him as your greeting...

[Kai Leonhart]

Originally posted by Sir_Rain
When your at the movies,(Ex.. Kill Bill Vol 1) during the big fight scene when Uma Thurman picks up the 2nd Katana, and u lean over to your ls mate and say " Damn dude, she has Ninja subbed"

LMAO

[Eldanator]

Originally posted by Sir_Rain
When your at the movies,(Ex.. Kill Bill Vol 1) during the big fight scene when Uma Thurman picks up the 2nd Katana, and u lean over to your ls mate and say " Damn dude, she has Ninja subbed"

When you refer to your Rl friends as "ls mate", or by their in-game name, lol... The other day i called up an ex-room mate of mine that I kinda got hooked on the game. His room mate (another friend of mine who plays FFXI as well) answers the phone and I said "Hey Azz, is Serivon around?" The silenece on the other end of the line was due to the fact that my friend had put the phone on mute and they were laughing their asses off at me

[CorSec]

When you can use /playtime as a clock, and it is reasonably accurate

[Cloudzero]

When you and your friends are gathering together, find nothing to do and wonder if you should go home.

Me: Well, if there are no suggestions on what to do, maybe we should all disband and go home.
Everyone: o.O
Friend 1: Ahahaha! he said disband!
Me: >_<;

Edit: Maybe this is more watching too much anime, but after watching Naruto (a ninja anime), you ask your friends: "Hey, if two level 75 ninjas fight it out in Ballista, is that considered a Hokage-level battle?"