Cerberus hilarity...

[LilithAngel]

I'm not normally one to link to anything in BG, nor am I one to start lolEdrama, but this has gotten to levels of funny that I just can't keep to myself anymore.

For those of you from Cerberus, it'll make a lot more sense. Check this out!

Have a good laugh. I did after about halfway thru page one.

[LadyKiKi]

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Is there a summary? Alllll those screenshots are making it dull...

[Ziero]

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Long story short, Lilith's new EGLS kicked him because someone Lilith didn't even know knew what drops they got from KB and joked about having a spy in the LS. One of the LS sacks heard this and overreacted.

Comedy ensues

[Aksannyi]

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God I can't believe some people can be so fucking retarded.

[TheGrandMom]

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There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every camp he makes, another chance he takes
Odds are he won't get to camp tomorrow

Secret, B.Tongue man! Secret, B.Tongue man!
They've given you a ToD, and taken away your pearl

Beware of JP shells that you find
A JP shell can hide an evil kind
Ah, be careful what you play
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't get to camp tomorrow

Secret, B.Tongue man! Secret, B.Tongue man!
They've given you a ToD, and taken away your pearl

(solo)

Secret, B.Tongue man! Secret, B.Tongue man!
They've given you a ToD, and taken away your pearl

Swingin' on the sorrow valley one day
And then layin' in the behemoth's dominion next day
Oh no, you've let the wrong drop slip
While /telling persuasive lips
The odds are you won't get to camp tomorrow

Secret, B.Tongue man! Secret, B.Tongue man!
They've given you a ToD, and taken away your pearl

Secret B.Tongue man!!

Quoted from BG.

My husband and I laughed so friggin hard and now we keep singing it over and over. Tytytytyty!

[Aksannyi]

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That thread is full of gems. I particularly liked this one:

[Ziero]

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If nothing else, BG is good for a laugh. If the stupid memes and photoshops don't do it, the utterly retarded comments that spout from some of the posters there will.

[Aksannyi]

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I know, I laugh so hard at the shit on that forum on a daily basis. If I'm in a bad mood I go there and I'm instantly cheered up. Also, they are more active than this forum so it keeps be busy when there's a long lull here.

[TheGrandMom]

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That thread is full of gems. I particularly liked this one:

Oh ya...saved that sucker for later use! LOL

[Vyuru]

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Last edited by LilithAngel : Today at 07:35 AM. Reason: Lock your Behemoth Tongues up tight. I'm comin for them!

Mmm, Behemoth Tongue sandwiches.

I hear that they have Added Effect: Weight +20 on them though, so I'll stay away from them myself

[eticket109]

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I can't stop laughing at 'spy'. It's a fucking video game not the cold war.

[TheGrandMom]

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I can't stop laughing at 'spy'. It's a fucking video game not the cold war.

[Ameroth]

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I can't stop laughing at 'spy'. It's a fucking video game not the cold war.

But eticket, someone could find out what drops you've been getting in sea, and then leik, spread the word and tell people. You don't want that, do you? Or are you maybe just another commie spy...