How To Speak N00b - A Guide - COMMENTARY

[Icemage]

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I've split the comments into this separate thread to reduce the clutter on the actual "guide" itself. Please post any comments in this thread rather than in the main topic.


Icemage

[blobboid196]

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neat! i didn't know you can do that to a thread. i wish the other message boards i'm part of offered that.

[Taodyn]

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Thanks, Icemage. Makes the guide much cleaner.

Now, I just have to make it funnier. ><;

[blobboid196]

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Now, I just have to make it funnier. ><;

aw, don't keep telling yourself that. the "humor level" may fluctuate between installments, but i can tell that you don't have to but strong effort to be original and humorous in what you do.

[nazlfrag]

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Could you link to the 'guide' in these comments then? It's been a while since I read it, great stuff ^^

[Taodyn]

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Just head to the Fan Works section and you'll find it stickied at the top.

I'm going to post the old episodes up to 12 at random and then write more as time permits.

[fastcart]

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Omg! Episode 12. ^^ It's great!

[Suichi]

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I'm Suichi-chan.



And I approve this thread.

Funny stuff.

[Rodin]

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OMG, I'm at work, and when I read the part about catching the noob, I laughed and ended up spitting coke onto my keyboard. ; ;

[Havokmage]

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Hahahahahahaha

[Praetorian13]

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Simply put, this has to be some of the funniest stuff i've read from a FFXI forum! Please keep the posts coming. These almost make me want to find a n00b and try to teach it right from wrong.....(if it can be done that is)

[Taodyn]

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Buy a drill.

[Lucky and Elizabeth]

A Former One, and still might be

I was a Noob once or maybe I was a Newb, but I made several Noob Mistakes.

1.) I was partying in the dunes and trying to figure out how my Macros worked and uded a Range Atatck and got my party killed.

2.) I was trying to do a RDM/THF combo and I healed a new player trying to be nice and then he wouldn't leave me alone. Asking for gil. Instead of giving it to him, I partyed with him so he coul get it him self.

The next day as soon as I got on, he started chatting with me, wanting more help. I formed a party with him and a friend of mine. Then quicky logged and went to the amusment park, leaving my friend stuck with him (Bad I know, but I needed an escape)

Well aperntly he was invited to my LS, so now not only does he bug me, but all others too, he was eventually kicked from LS and another too I found out. His reputaion is well know on my sevever. All because I decied to heal him.

[CHAOBLACKDOOM]

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I love you. Make a character on Quetzalcoatl. Did I mention I love you?

[Dragonly]

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will there be a section on n00b breeding? how do noobs come to past ?